Funny work titles

Sykk

I watched a documentary on Coca Cola the other day and the guy who put the tops of the cans into the machine was called the "Technical Operator of Tinworks" or something.

A girl on facebook updated her work to "Fashion and beauty consultant". She sells jumpers and tops in a clothes shop.

Anyone else got some funny bloated titles that make the job sound much more important than it is?

godscop

Builder

The King of Moo

I remember watching Blind Date as a kid, and a female contestant who worked on the till at the perfume counter in a department store described herself as a "fragrance technician."

Kojak

T.D.

stupidusername

Boner

lastlaugh

I asked the neighbours daughter what she was going to do after her Leaving Cert last year.

"Cosmetology" she proudly proclaimed.

Now there is a fancy sounding name for Make-up.

mathie

I'd say any job at Research In Motion.

A RIM job if you will.

Wetai

Transponster

admiralofthefleet

my mate used to work on a forecourt.

he called himself a fuel iinjection technician

fullstop

Fuel injection engineer (petrol pump attendant)

Edit: damn you admiralofthefleet

Anyone

Domestic Engineer

My dad is a Bodybuilder.

He's the guy that puts the bodies of buses together, ie. all the bits the mechanics don't do, he does(seats, floors, paintwork, etc.). Think it's changed now to coachbuilder/general operative, but I still think it's funny to say he's a bodybuilder, because he looks anything but.

Shiner11

Waste management technician = binman

parker kent

stupidusername wrote: »

Boner

Ehh...what?!

Dotrel

Office Manager = secretary with diploma in musical chairs.

godscop

true-or-false wrote: »

My dad is a Bodybuilder.

He's the guy that puts the bodies of buses together, ie. all the bits the mechanics don't do, he does(seats, floors, paintwork, etc.). Think it's changed now to coachbuilder/general operative, but I still think it's funny to say he's a bodybuilder, because he looks anything but.

FALSE ?

Colmo52

Sanitation Engineer



Or Binman.

admiralofthefleet

im a chef but some fellas in work used to take the piss and call me sausage fryer #1

Blazer

A guy who used to used in a pc manufacturing company used to push consumer systems down one line and business systems down the other side.

His title? Systems Destination Analyst;)

KeithM89_old

Fudge Packer

Captain Darling

Cadburys Canal Chute Engineer.

The King of Moo

Sc@recrow wrote: »

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Corvid petrification engineer!

starch4ser

Facilities Technician, the guy in our office that delivers the post and changes the printer cartridges.

KeithM89 wrote: »

Fudge Packer

Manhole Inspector

Dravokivich

stupidusername wrote: »

Boner

I find myself intrigued, what exactly would be the responsiblities of a Boner?

stupidusername

starch4ser wrote: »

Facilities Technician, the guy in our office that delivers the post and changes the printer cartridges.

Manhole Inspector

*snigger*

Dravokivich wrote: »

I find myself intrigued, what exactly would be the responsiblities of a Boner?

you know, I never actually clicked on those jobs. there is a recent one on FAS though, I'll tell ya this evening.

mikemac

Subway employ Sandwich Artists

Boner is a skilled job and one of the highest paid jobs you can get in a meat factory.
Not one to be sniggered at

lastlaugh

Business Analyst sounds (marginally) funnier if you prononce it 'Business Anal-yst'.

hal9000

E-mobile:
Head of doing things differently
Head of giving more
all report to
Head of Markoiting who also happens to be Head of bull$hit

mikemac

Business Development Specialist = sales rep

Saint_Mel

lastlaugh wrote: »

I asked the neighbours daughter what she was going to do after her Leaving Cert last year.

"Cosmetology" she proudly proclaimed.

Now there is a fancy sounding name for Make-up.

Well it is a kind of makey uppy name!

Voodoomelon

Guy I know was an aeronautic hygiene technician.

He cleaned the toilets for Ryanair.