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    #32
    foxyboxer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,528 ✭✭✭foxyboxer


    Financial Regulator.


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    #33
    smurgen
    Registered Users Posts: 6,933 ✭✭✭smurgen


    a phyical relationship facilitator - a pimp


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    #34
    foxyboxer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,528 ✭✭✭foxyboxer


    Stunt Cock Artist.


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    #35
    Rocky_Dennis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 433 ✭✭Rocky_Dennis


    Dravokivich wrote: »
    I find myself intrigued, what exactly would be the responsiblities of a Boner?
    It is someone that de-bones the meat in a slaughterhouse.


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    #36
    OneArt
    Registered Users Posts: 1,910 ✭✭✭OneArt


    A burger merchant.


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    #37
    BopNiblets
    Registered Users Posts: 3,579 ✭✭✭BopNiblets


    Implementation Specialist here... I mostly work with Excel spreadsheets... :(

    (I actually do other stuff that might be considered web implementation, but the title raised my eyebrow when I heard it)


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    #38
    dennyire
    Registered Users Posts: 1,835 ✭✭✭dennyire


    Admissions Consultant / Ejection Engineer.................. Bouncer


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    #39
    ..Brian..
    Registered Users Posts: 1,259 ✭✭✭..Brian..


    Sandwich Artist for someone who works in the Subway is one of the best I've seen! :D


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    #40
    Sykk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,327 ✭✭✭Sykk


    Marketing Analyst - Distributed flyers through letterboxes :D


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    #41
    Snakeblood
    Registered Users Posts: 4,466 ✭✭✭Snakeblood


    Solutions Architect.

    I.T. is full of *****, frankly.


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    #42
    Sky King
    Registered Users Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭Sky King


    Anything with 'specialist' smack of bull**** to me. You can specialise in anything ffs.


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    #43
    billybudd
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,497 ✭✭✭billybudd


    am not sure its a work title but.......an taoiseach.


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    #44
    Ghandee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    Bathroom attendant!

    It's just a fancier title than 'shiite and pïsh cleaner-upper' !


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    #45
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    I read about a bloke who was in court & when asked by the judge what his profession was, he said, "Wealth Distribution Officer".

    The judge later gave him 2 years for armed robbery.


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    #46
    noxqs
    Registered Users Posts: 413 ✭✭noxqs


    Evangelist,

    Common in IT.


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    #47
    Manic Moran
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 16,262 Mod ✭✭✭✭Manic Moran


    Saint_Mel wrote: »
    lastlaugh wrote: »
    I asked the neighbours daughter what she was going to do after her Leaving Cert last year.

    "Cosmetology" she proudly proclaimed.

    Now there is a fancy sounding name for Make-up.

    Well it is a kind of makey uppy name!
    Unfortunately, not. This is the State Board of Barbering and Cosmetology.
    http://www.barbercosmo.ca.gov/.
    A cosmetology license is required (with test) before working as a beautician around these parts.

    I'm rather proud of my job title. "Tank God". Seriously. (Army tanks, before people get smart)

    NTM


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    #48
    mikemac
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,986 ✭✭✭✭mikemac


    Champion

    For example I'm going to do the donkey work and sort that filing system everyone complains about but does nothing about

    I am now Champion for that area


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    #49
    mikemac
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,986 ✭✭✭✭mikemac


    Manic Moran wrote: »

    I'm rather proud of my job title. "Tank God". Seriously. (Army tanks, before people get smart)

    You're a military man, hope you don't mind the question :)
    It is on topic for a work thread

    "Don't call me Sir, I work for a living"

    Do the NCO's realy say that or is that just TV?


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    #50
    shannon_tek
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,024 ✭✭✭shannon_tek


    Edifice consultant, chattels and public relations officer

    :pac:


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    #51
    Manic Moran
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 16,262 Mod ✭✭✭✭Manic Moran


    mikemac wrote: »
    You're a military man, hope you don't mind the question :)
    It is on topic for a work thread

    "Don't call me Sir, I work for a living"

    Do the NCO's realy say that or is that just TV?

    Not Marines. Army do, but mainly for theatrical effect.

    NTM


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    #52
    Joey32
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16 ✭Joey32


    teacher


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    #53
    jprboy
    Registered Users Posts: 1,351 ✭✭✭jprboy


    Transparent Materials Maintenance Engineer........... Window Cleaner


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    #54
    dilallio
    Registered Users Posts: 2,728 ✭✭✭dilallio


    We had a bat trapped in our attic a good few years ago, and as a protected species, we had to call a number in the dept. of Agriculture for assistance.

    About a week later, there's a knock on the door and when we open it, there's a lad from the dept standing there with a cage. My mum asked ho who he was, and he says

    "Hi there, I'm the Batman"


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    #55
    foxyboxer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,528 ✭✭✭foxyboxer


    When watching the credits at the end of movies, the title BEST BOY always makes me laugh.


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    #56
    4leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,940 ✭✭✭4leto


    stupidusername wrote: »
    Boner :o

    I was one of them, I use to work in an abattoir on a line, cutting the bones from the carcass and that was my title a "boner".

    It bloody paid well, I was 15 and earning more then my dad, but my ma the tax woman sorted that, but she did leave me with my busfare and a few bob to spend:(


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    #57
    Immaculate Pasta
    Registered Users Posts: 1,663 ✭✭✭Immaculate Pasta


    I was on an Arriva Trains Wales train once and the cleaner walked through the carriage picking up rubbish and on the back of it's jumper in big lettering said "Train Maintenance Team". Made me chuckle


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    #58
    CrazyRabbit
    Registered Users Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭CrazyRabbit


    Professional Cock Blocker. More commonly know as children of single mums.

    I once had a job with the title of 'Work Instruction & Process Lead', which was a fancy way of saying that I created documentation for helpdesks.


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    #59
    c_man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,436 ✭✭✭c_man


    Scrum-master.


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    #60
    Steff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36 ✭Steff


    Person who stands beside a PA occasionally shouting "that sounds grand lads" - sound engineer


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    #61
    Aglomerado
    Registered Users Posts: 5,761 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    Civil Servant.

    I'm not fcuking civil! :pac:


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