Do you fart during sex

irelandspurs · 30-09-2011 10:20AM #1

Did this last night as i couldn't help myself and she got really angry and pushed me off her.:(

DirtyBollox · 30-09-2011 10:21AM

as long as i dont follow through i dont see a problem.

Darksaga87 · 30-09-2011 10:21AM

Sneaky poo!!

Riamfada · 30-09-2011 10:22AM

irelandspurs wrote: »

Did this last night as i couldn't help myself and she got really angry and pushed me off her.:(

Well with someone from Laois what does she expect. Get her to lower her expectations.

Lumbo · 30-09-2011 10:22AM

You should have blamed the dog.

Kintarō Hattori · 30-09-2011 10:24AM

I'm pretty sure everyone's done it at some point.

Chuck Stone · 30-09-2011 10:25AM

In fairness you were sitting on her face at the time.

Snakeblood · 30-09-2011 10:26AM

irelandspurs wrote: »

Did this last night as i couldn't help myself and she got really angry and pushed me off her.:(

Yes, but they don't notice if I stay in the cupboard.

Micky Dolenz · 30-09-2011 10:26AM

irelandspurs wrote: »

Did this last night as i couldn't help myself and she got really angry and pushed me off her.:(

Maybe if was the poor performance and the fart just pushed her over the edge?

Jaxxy · 30-09-2011 10:27AM

Ah yeah, lads do this all the time. It usually brings on a fit of the giggles for me though, so it can take me a couple of minutes to get back in the mood.

irelandspurs · 30-09-2011 10:28AM

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

Maybe if was the poor performance and the fart just pushed her over the edge?

It was the hard thrusting that produced the fart,I'd had a taco chip to and the fart smell alot like it.

Micky Dolenz · 30-09-2011 10:32AM

irelandspurs wrote: »

It was the hard thrusting that produced the fart,I'd had a taco chip to and the fart smell alot like it.

Ok, thats probably the crux of the problem. Not the fart per se but the vile smell that resulted. You could bottle it and call it : Passion Killer :pac:

Giuseppe55 · 30-09-2011 10:32AM

No, there's usually a huge dildo in the way.

irelandspurs · 30-09-2011 10:33AM

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

Ok, thats probably the crux of the problem. Not the fart per se but the vile smell that resulted. You could bottle it and call it : Passion Killer :pac:

No because i had already been thrown off by the time the smell hit.

Micky Dolenz · 30-09-2011 10:34AM

irelandspurs wrote: »

No because i had already been thrown off by the time the smell hit.

Oh, I stand by my first post so :P

BBDBB · 30-09-2011 10:35AM

get revenge, tonight whilst she is asleep, slip a chocolate button between her butt cheeks for her to think she followed through in the night:cool:

youcancallmeal · 30-09-2011 10:36AM

I usually just hold it in and then let rip during our post coitus embrace. If I'm feeling particularly playful I might whisper in her ear "Hey babe, pull my finger"

irelandspurs · 30-09-2011 10:37AM

BBDBB wrote: »

get revenge, tonight whilst she is asleep, slip a chocolate button between her butt cheeks for her to think she followed through in the night:cool:

She'd probably think this is normal,maybe a white chocolate button and she'd think something was wrong with her

jester77 · 30-09-2011 10:38AM

irelandspurs wrote: »

Did this last night as i couldn't help myself and she got really angry and pushed me off her.:(

I could see how that might happen when being pegged

drumlover22 · 30-09-2011 10:39AM

I've done it a few times, had to tell a girl to stop giving me BJ once cause I needed to fart :P

starch4ser · 30-09-2011 10:40AM

suppose it Ok as long as there's no rimming involved...

Scanlas The 2nd · 30-09-2011 10:44AM

starch4ser wrote: »

suppose it Ok as long as there's no rimming involved...

How can people be into rimming, you are basically licking sh!t.

bernardo mac · 30-09-2011 10:46AM

No.Farting is one of my few unadulterated pleasures

dulpit · 30-09-2011 10:47AM

Scanlas The 2nd wrote: »

How can people be into rimming, you are basically licking sh!t.

And I was about to tuck into a chocolate doughnut, that'll have to wait a while...

On topic - no. Wait till afterwards, more fun that way, you can enjoy both the sex and the fart

xsiborg · 30-09-2011 10:48AM

starch4ser wrote: »

suppose it Ok as long as there's no rimming involved...

*must... resist... urge...* to post video clip that done the rounds a couple of years ago on mobile phones! :eek:

in all fairness, first time i saw it, i cracked up laughing, half disgusted at the same time! horrible bastid!

30-09-2011 10:50AM

Scanlas The 2nd wrote: »

How can people be into rimming, you are basically licking sh!t.

Only if the person doesn't know how to wash themselves

Darksaga87 · 30-09-2011 10:53AM

They say blokes fart while lifting very heavy things..... was she a hefty bird??

sunflower27 · 30-09-2011 10:54AM

Scanlas The 2nd wrote: »

How can people be into rimming, you are basically licking sh!t.

I would do anything for love, but I won't do that.

irelandspurs · 30-09-2011 11:03AM

sunflower27 wrote: »

I would do anything for love, but I won't do that.

I got her to lick my hole the other night to prove her love for me and she did.
I will not be returning the gesture.

sunflower27 · 30-09-2011 11:05AM

irelandspurs wrote: »

I got her to lick my hole the other night to prove her love for me and she did.
I will not be returning the gesture.

Good thing you held the fart in till last night then

curlzy · 30-09-2011 11:07AM

It's happened a couple times. In fairness it's fricking hilarious, but defo a passion killer, you can't laugh and ride at the same time I find.

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