Do you fart during sex

irelandspurs

Did this last night as i couldn't help myself and she got really angry and pushed me off her.:(

DirtyBollox

as long as i dont follow through i dont see a problem.

Darksaga87

Sneaky poo!!

Riamfada

irelandspurs wrote: »

Did this last night as i couldn't help myself and she got really angry and pushed me off her.:(

Well with someone from Laois what does she expect. Get her to lower her expectations.

Lumbo

You should have blamed the dog.

Kintarō Hattori

I'm pretty sure everyone's done it at some point.

Chuck Stone

In fairness you were sitting on her face at the time.

Snakeblood

irelandspurs wrote: »

Did this last night as i couldn't help myself and she got really angry and pushed me off her.:(

Yes, but they don't notice if I stay in the cupboard.

Micky Dolenz

irelandspurs wrote: »

Did this last night as i couldn't help myself and she got really angry and pushed me off her.:(

Maybe if was the poor performance and the fart just pushed her over the edge?

Jaxxy

Ah yeah, lads do this all the time. It usually brings on a fit of the giggles for me though, so it can take me a couple of minutes to get back in the mood.

irelandspurs

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

Maybe if was the poor performance and the fart just pushed her over the edge?

It was the hard thrusting that produced the fart,I'd had a taco chip to and the fart smell alot like it.

Micky Dolenz

irelandspurs wrote: »

It was the hard thrusting that produced the fart,I'd had a taco chip to and the fart smell alot like it.

Ok, thats probably the crux of the problem. Not the fart per se but the vile smell that resulted. You could bottle it and call it : Passion Killer :pac:

Giuseppe55

No, there's usually a huge dildo in the way.

irelandspurs

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

Ok, thats probably the crux of the problem. Not the fart per se but the vile smell that resulted. You could bottle it and call it : Passion Killer :pac:

No because i had already been thrown off by the time the smell hit.

Micky Dolenz

irelandspurs wrote: »

No because i had already been thrown off by the time the smell hit.

Oh, I stand by my first post so :P

BBDBB

get revenge, tonight whilst she is asleep, slip a chocolate button between her butt cheeks for her to think she followed through in the night:cool:

youcancallmeal

I usually just hold it in and then let rip during our post coitus embrace. If I'm feeling particularly playful I might whisper in her ear "Hey babe, pull my finger"

irelandspurs

BBDBB wrote: »

get revenge, tonight whilst she is asleep, slip a chocolate button between her butt cheeks for her to think she followed through in the night:cool:

She'd probably think this is normal,maybe a white chocolate button and she'd think something was wrong with her

jester77

irelandspurs wrote: »

Did this last night as i couldn't help myself and she got really angry and pushed me off her.:(

I could see how that might happen when being pegged

drumlover22

I've done it a few times, had to tell a girl to stop giving me BJ once cause I needed to fart :P

starch4ser

suppose it Ok as long as there's no rimming involved...

Scanlas The 2nd

starch4ser wrote: »

suppose it Ok as long as there's no rimming involved...

How can people be into rimming, you are basically licking sh!t.

bernardo mac

No.Farting is one of my few unadulterated pleasures

dulpit

Scanlas The 2nd wrote: »

How can people be into rimming, you are basically licking sh!t.

And I was about to tuck into a chocolate doughnut, that'll have to wait a while...

On topic - no. Wait till afterwards, more fun that way, you can enjoy both the sex and the fart

xsiborg

starch4ser wrote: »

suppose it Ok as long as there's no rimming involved...

*must... resist... urge...* to post video clip that done the rounds a couple of years ago on mobile phones! :eek:

in all fairness, first time i saw it, i cracked up laughing, half disgusted at the same time! horrible bastid!

28064212

Scanlas The 2nd wrote: »

How can people be into rimming, you are basically licking sh!t.

Only if the person doesn't know how to wash themselves

Darksaga87

They say blokes fart while lifting very heavy things..... was she a hefty bird??

sunflower27

Scanlas The 2nd wrote: »

How can people be into rimming, you are basically licking sh!t.

I would do anything for love, but I won't do that.

irelandspurs

sunflower27 wrote: »

I would do anything for love, but I won't do that.

I got her to lick my hole the other night to prove her love for me and she did.
I will not be returning the gesture.

sunflower27

irelandspurs wrote: »

I got her to lick my hole the other night to prove her love for me and she did.
I will not be returning the gesture.

Good thing you held the fart in till last night then

curlzy

It's happened a couple times. In fairness it's fricking hilarious, but defo a passion killer, you can't laugh and ride at the same time I find.

Scanlas The 2nd

28064212 wrote: »

Only if the person doesn't know how to wash themselves

It would need to be washed with a water canon. Then bleach.

The fact that women do it on hairy arsed men boggles the mind.

BraziliaNZ

Just saw the name of the thread. Seriously how f*cking retarded are some people, starting threads like this? Can this be closed so I don't have to see this nonsense? Jesus...

orourkeda

Fanny Fart

Sergeant

This thread needs FlutterinBantam.

stephen_k

Scanlas The 2nd wrote: »

How can people be into rimming, you are basically licking sh!t.

Tromboning ..... ftw

irelandspurs

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

Just saw the name of the thread. Seriously how f*cking retarded are some people, starting threads like this? Can this be closed so I don't have to see this nonsense? Jesus...

petes

BraziliaNZ wrote: »

Just saw the name of the thread. Seriously how f*cking retarded are some people, starting threads like this? Can this be closed so I don't have to see this nonsense? Jesus...

So why enter the thread and then post in it then

BraziliaNZ

Insurgent wrote: »

So why enter the thread and then post in it then

Just to tell you all how disgusting you are. And because I'm a WINNER. And because winners f**king WIN.

MugMugs

The silly cow CLEARLY doesn't appreciate what you did for her.

Had you not pushed it out come you blowing your muck you could have lost ALL control of your bowels and completely pebble dashed her bedroom wall !

Dont fart next time and see how she feels when she is scrubbing sh1t off the wall !

FloatingVoter

MugMugs wrote: »

The silly cow CLEARLY doesn't appreciate what you did for her.

Had you not pushed it out come you blowing your muck you could have lost ALL control of your bowels and completely pebble dashed her bedroom wall !

Dont fart next time and see how she feels when she is scrubbing sh1t off the wall !

Brings to mind the Spud scene in Trainspotting. Classic.

MugMugs

FloatingVoter wrote: »

Brings to mind the Spud scene in Trainspotting. Classic.

That scene wouldn't have hit me so hard if the Breakfast didn't look so damm delicious ! :cool:

Mickey H

drumlover22 wrote: »

I've done it a few times, had to tell a girl to stop giving me BJ once cause I needed to fart :P

Very considerate. Did she appreciate the heads up?