How old is the oldest virgin you know?

astonaidan · 23-09-2011 06:52PM

blackwhite wrote: »

Bird from work that I started going out with 2/3 years ago. Was 24 when we "did the deed." She'd lived at home for all of college, and never was in a relationship longer than a few weeks before that.

She told me beforehand and it was a "Dear diary........ jackpot!" moment :cool:

At least You can say You were the best she ever had

Blakely123 · 23-09-2011 07:01PM

Shanotheslayer wrote: »

So rather then talking to all these women, you come on here and talk about these women?

Makes sense that...

Are you slow? seriously?!? Do you read what you type?!?

Shanotheslayer · 23-09-2011 07:02PM

Blakely123 wrote: »

Are you slow? seriously?!? Do you read what you type?!?

I'm super serial.

Sonnenblumen · 23-09-2011 07:08PM

reilig wrote: »

Built for comfort, not speed!!

Have a whale of a time:)

Deise Tom · 23-09-2011 07:09PM

oasischick wrote: »

Excluding the disabled, long-term ill and Roman Catholic clergy

Some disabled people have sex, just in the same way some able bodied people dont.

starlit · 23-09-2011 07:11PM

Age is only a number it shouldn't matter how old you are when you loose it but I suppose when you get to a certain age it be time unless you are ready for it should you consider it than just loosing it for the sake of it. Once its gone its gone forever it should be something special to remember.

I don't know anyone who be the oldest virgin I know but I have read somewhere that the oldest be 50!

iamstop · 23-09-2011 07:34PM

Virgin Group Ltd. - Est. 1970 so that would make it 41.

Fluorescence · 23-09-2011 07:57PM

Blakely123 wrote: »

Are you slow? seriously?!? Do you read what you type?!?

Do you? From your posts in this thread I find it a bit of a discrepancy that you are a PhD student tbh :pac:. Sounds more like you're 12 and have been watching too many 90's teen shows with the stereotypical "geek" in them.

longhalloween · 23-09-2011 08:07PM

Giselle wrote: »

He told me.

Creepily

Is that the guy who works in the Ilac?

Pompey Magnus · 23-09-2011 09:42PM

simonmln wrote: »

Then why even post on this thread?

Why even concern yourself with my post, should you not be getting back to the more important matter of judging other people based on their sexual preferences?

RacoonQueen · 23-09-2011 10:06PM

There's a chap in his mid 30's - he's a bit of an ass and is gagging for it. We asked him, jokingly, last year if he'd ever done the deed and he didn't answer...

He's a bit of an obsessive loser mind. Could really do with a girlfriend.

YouTookMyName · 23-09-2011 10:44PM

I Don't Know him i just know of him.

Princess Peach · 24-09-2011 12:29AM

In my parent's mind, the age I am now

:pac::pac:

stmol32 · 24-09-2011 12:40AM

I'm 48 but I think my virginity has grown back.
Does that mean I can be with a 17 year old again or is that again the rules?

Samich · 24-09-2011 02:14AM

I'm 20. Not bothered at all

Yahew · 24-09-2011 02:15AM

Blakely123 wrote: »

well I am a PHD student, but I can certianly say I'm not one of THOSE PHD students. seriously. I wouldn't usually care that people are wierd or whatever, but they really freak my female friends out too - these people have to be met to be believed sort of thing... sort of serial killers in the attic malark...and it's coming up to hallowween...:eek:

PHD student my arse.

Zebra3 · 24-09-2011 02:29AM

Toby Take a Bow wrote: »

I think you need to brush up on your terms. It's differently abled.

That's just a made up term from the Simpsons. :pac:

Denzil222 · 24-09-2011 09:02AM

40 something

King of Kings · 24-09-2011 09:43AM

Pompey Magnus wrote: »

I don't know. Other people's sex lives are none of my business and are of absolutely no interest to me, if someone is gay, straight, bisexual, slut, stud or virgin I don't really care and I don't know why anybody would be in the slightest bit interested in what another person does or doesn't do in the privacy of their bedroom.

you sound like a barrel of laughs.

bnt · 24-09-2011 09:51AM

The implication behind threads like these is that people not having sex are somehow "lesser" people than the rest of us. I've got some bad news for people who think that way. Sex is like money: it can't buy happiness. You're still the same person, when you have it, as you were before you got it.

Perhaps even more so - which can be a bad thing, depending on how much of a twat you were. I remember a guy in school who came back from a weekend with some lurid descriptions, thinking he was the first. Turns out several of us had "popped our cherries" long before him, we just didn't make a big deal out of it.

To put it in culchie layman's terms: ye were an eejit before ye got yer ride, ye're still an eejit tha next mornin'.

Blakely123 · 24-09-2011 11:09AM

Shanotheslayer wrote: »

So rather then talking to all these women, you come on here and talk about these women?

Makes sense that...

ah seriously man DO YOU READ WHAT YOU WRITE? dope.

Blakely123 · 24-09-2011 11:11AM

fluorescence wrote: »

Do you? From your posts in this thread I find it a bit of a discrepancy that you are a PhD student tbh :pac:. Sounds more like you're 12 and have been watching too many 90's teen shows with the stereotypical "geek" in them.

No, I'm actually LIVING with the stereotypical geek.

Blakely123 · 24-09-2011 11:13AM

Yahew wrote: »

PHD student my arse.

jealously is a terrible thing...

Blakely123 · 24-09-2011 11:18AM

bnt wrote: »

The implication behind threads like these is that people not having sex are somehow "lesser" people than the rest of us. I've got some bad news for people who think that way. Sex is like money: it can't buy happiness. You're still the same person, when you have it, as you were before you got it.

Perhaps even more so - which can be a bad thing, depending on how much of a twat you were. I remember a guy in school who came back from a weekend with some lurid descriptions, thinking he was the first. Turns out several of us had "popped our cherries" long before him, we just didn't make a big deal out of it.

To put it in culchie layman's terms: ye were an eejit before ye got yer ride, ye're still an eejit tha next mornin'.

I agree it can't buy happiness. But.... the reason I'm slagging off my housemates (and I do it to their faces too btw) is that they constantly go on about girls they see online as though they are actually WITH these women, when in reality they couldn't even talk to a girl. They can just **** over them. It's ridiculous. The same lads don't even seem to want to meet a real girl (hence, practically fainting when I bring one back/female friends over).

I had a few mates like in your post too btw.

Pompey Magnus · 24-09-2011 11:36AM

King of Kings wrote: »

you sound like a barrel of laughs.

Well if you get your laughs out of gossiping about people you know who, for whatever reason, haven't had sex yet then I guess you are right because I certainly don't. Just seems puerile and childish to me, something you'd expect from a 16 year old and not from a grown adult with a least a half developed understanding about human sexuality and it's variation from person to person.

dr.bollocko · 24-09-2011 12:36PM

Blakely123 banned.

TouchingVirus · 24-09-2011 12:38PM

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Blakely123 banned.

The trollery was too much?

26 or 27, I can't remember how old he is. Really nice guy, just doesn't make an effort with women in that way.

Siuin · 24-09-2011 12:48PM

My ex is now a 29 year old virgin. Probably because he's a completely socially inept control freak, which is, funnily enough, also the reason he is now my ex. I considered doing the deed with him one time- stripped off in his apartment, told him to get ready- he nearly died of excitement and was naked in 10 seconds flat waving a condom excitedly, at which point I thought 'mmmmmmmnah' and took the condom and flung it to the other side of the room.
Aaaand he's been planning murderous revenge ever since :P

dev100 · 24-09-2011 12:56PM

Siuin wrote: »

My ex is now a 29 year old virgin. Probably because he's a completely socially inept control freak, which is, funnily enough, also the reason he is now my ex. I considered doing the deed with him one time- stripped off in his apartment, told him to get ready- he nearly died of excitement and was naked in 10 seconds flat waving a condom excitedly, at which point I thought 'mmmmmmmnah' and took the condom and flung it to the other side of the room.
Aaaand he's been planning murderous revenge ever since :P

Ha ha what a tease:) Poor chap must have nearly done his nut when he couldnt get his cake

Siuin · 24-09-2011 01:05PM

dev100 wrote: »

Ha ha what a tease:) Poor chap must have nearly done his nut when he couldnt get his cake

XD yeah, he got FAIRLY frustrated!
On a side note, I think those condoms are well expired by now anyways :P

How old is the oldest virgin you know?

Comments