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How old is the oldest virgin you know?

  • 23-09-2011 9:14am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14


    Excluding the disabled, long-term ill and Roman Catholic clergy


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭Faolchu


    there was this lass call mary, if she's still about she'd be well over 2000 now


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,696 ✭✭✭trad


    How old is Cliff or Daniel for that matter.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,276 ✭✭✭IRISHSPORTSGUY


    Faolchu wrote: »
    there was this lass call mary, if she's still about she'd be well over 2000 now

    The classics are always the best :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 221 ✭✭revell


    are you talking about me?:(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 969 ✭✭✭some random drunk


    I know a Chinese girl who was still a virgin at 25. She just didn't have much interest in sex. She's married with a kid now though.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,272 ✭✭✭bazza1


    she was 23...until last night...:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,710 ✭✭✭✭Skerries


    I find this thread virgin on the offensive


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,540 ✭✭✭Giselle


    A guy over thirty.

    He's very creepy so thats probably why.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,044 ✭✭✭Wossack


    bazza1 wrote: »
    she was 23...until last night...:D

    24 today? happy birthday!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,867 ✭✭✭Demonique


    oasischick wrote: »
    Excluding the handicapped, long-term ill and Roman Catholic clergy :)

    The word is disabled, not handicapped and disabled people are capable of having a shag


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,272 ✭✭✭bazza1


    Wossack wrote: »
    24 today? happy birthday!
    Her bithday prezzie! :D


  • Posts: 23,339 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Giselle wrote: »
    A guy over thirty.

    He's very creepy so thats probably why.

    How do you know he's a virgin?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 857 ✭✭✭FetchTheGin


    RoverJames wrote: »
    How do you know he's a virgin?

    Turned her down probably.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 317 ✭✭Handy11


    92


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,383 ✭✭✭✭dulpit


    My mother is pushing on a bit now...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14 oasischick


    Demonique wrote: »
    The word is disabled, not handicapped and disabled people are capable of having a shag

    Apologies, I didn't realise the word is offensive. :( And as for the second half, this is a little awkward, but it depends on the condition really.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,276 ✭✭✭IRISHSPORTSGUY


    Demonique wrote: »
    The word is disabled, not handicapped and disabled people are capable of having a shag

    In fairness that depends on what condition the individual has.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,540 ✭✭✭Giselle


    RoverJames wrote: »
    How do you know he's a virgin?

    He told me.

    Creepily :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,383 ✭✭✭✭dulpit


    Giselle wrote: »
    He told me.

    Creepily :(

    Suggestively?
    Hopefully?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,540 ✭✭✭Giselle


    dulpit wrote: »
    Suggestively?
    Hopefully?

    Both, with added creepy :)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,701 ✭✭✭snotboogie


    25 he is average looking and decent socially.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,903 ✭✭✭✭mfceiling


    My dad is in his 60's now...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,615 ✭✭✭kildare.17hmr


    knew a girl that was 25, lost it recently to a mate of mine. Worst thing he ever did because she is mad about him now and has become like a stalker...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,262 ✭✭✭✭GavRedKing


    32yr old female, hot body, face isnt too great. She hasnt had a BF and isnt to type to flirt and flaunt.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,420 ✭✭✭Lollipops23


    24 year old male. also know 23 year old female.

    Both are reasonably good looking but shockingingly bad with the opposite sex.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,543 ✭✭✭JerryHandbag




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    24 year old male. also know 23 year old female.

    Both are reasonably good looking but shockingingly bad with the opposite sex.

    Maybe they should shack up together?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,332 ✭✭✭Guill


    How old is the oldest virgin you know?


    12. :cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Errmmm... how old am I now?



    Yeah, 18


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,808 ✭✭✭Caveman1


    Guill wrote: »


    12. :cool:

    You must live in tallaght :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 317 ✭✭Handy11


    What do I win?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    What age is Maddy ?? :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭Remmy


    KTRIC wrote: »
    What age is Maddy ?? :pac:

    not cool...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 317 ✭✭Handy11


    In fairness that depends on what condition the individual has.

    Yeah, and the fact that they can fly kind of mitigates their lack of "functionality".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,176 ✭✭✭blackwhite


    Bird from work that I started going out with 2/3 years ago. Was 24 when we "did the deed." She'd lived at home for all of college, and never was in a relationship longer than a few weeks before that.

    She told me beforehand and it was a "Dear diary........ jackpot!" moment :cool:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17 Blakely123


    I know a lot actually-->> I'm living with them. All doing computer engineering - two Phds and one masters. They are pretty creepy so it's no big surprise. They read comics all day and watch porn all night. I've just moved in with them. I've brought two girls home so far they all practically spontaneously combust with excitement. Very worrying. The masters student is 25 and the two phds are 32. Yes, 3-2 - and I'd even go a lot further than saying they're virgins, like I'd say they've never even held hands with a female outside their own families and they certainly have never even kissed someone.

    Not being gay either, but I can even tell that they're not good looking, but they're not THAT ugly either. It's the geek factor and the fact that they don't even TRY to even talk to birds with a pulse. It's all computer/comic/cosmic.... I've signed a lease for the next eight months, so it's gonna be fun...:(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,732 ✭✭✭Toby Take a Bow


    Demonique wrote: »
    The word is disabled, not handicapped and disabled people are capable of having a shag

    I think you need to brush up on your terms. It's differently abled. I made this mistake recently. It's probably changed again in the time it took me to write this response.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,608 ✭✭✭irish_stevo815


    Blakely123 wrote: »
    I know a lot actually-->> I'm living with them. All doing computer engineering - two Phds and one masters. They are pretty creepy so it's no big surprise. They read comics all day and watch porn all night. I've just moved in with them. I've brought two girls home so far they all practically spontaneously combust with excitement. Very worrying. The masters student is 25 and the two phds are 32. Yes, 3-2 - and I'd even go a lot further than saying they're virgins, like I'd say they've never even held hands with a female outside their own families and they certainly have never even kissed someone.

    Not being gay either, but I can even tell that they're not good looking, but they're not THAT ugly either. It's the geek factor and the fact that they don't even TRY to even talk to birds with a pulse. It's all computer/comic/cosmic.... I've signed a lease for the next eight months, so it's gonna be fun...:(
    Ah so you're the guy who's just moved in. Keep the noise down the next night, please. And tell your friend she has a striking resemblance to Spock's wife from season 2, episode 15 of star trek.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,406 ✭✭✭Pompey Magnus


    I don't know. Other people's sex lives are none of my business and are of absolutely no interest to me, if someone is gay, straight, bisexual, slut, stud or virgin I don't really care and I don't know why anybody would be in the slightest bit interested in what another person does or doesn't do in the privacy of their bedroom.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Agreed Pompey.

    OP, are you what you and some others might consider a late bloomer yourself and looking for validation? Because that's what these threads usually scream of. Why would you care/want to know?

    Also, 23/24 "old" to be a virgin? Bless.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,822 ✭✭✭Mickey H


    gavredking wrote: »
    32yr old female, hot body, face isnt too great. She hasnt had a BF and isnt to type to flirt and flaunt.

    BOBFOC. :cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 317 ✭✭Handy11


    Mickey H wrote: »
    BOBFOC. :cool:

    Far preferable to a girl with a lovely face, but a big auld hole on her.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    KTRIC wrote: »
    What age is Maddy ?? :pac:
    Remmy wrote: »
    not cool...


    Thats what she keeps telling me :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 221 ✭✭revell


    Blakely123 wrote: »
    I know a lot actually-->> I'm living with them. All doing computer engineering - two Phds and one masters. They are pretty creepy so it's no big surprise. They read comics all day and watch porn all night. I've just moved in with them. I've brought two girls home so far they all practically spontaneously combust with excitement. Very worrying. The masters student is 25 and the two phds are 32. Yes, 3-2 - and I'd even go a lot further than saying they're virgins, like I'd say they've never even held hands with a female outside their own families and they certainly have never even kissed someone.

    Not being gay either, but I can even tell that they're not good looking, but they're not THAT ugly either. It's the geek factor and the fact that they don't even TRY to even talk to birds with a pulse. It's all computer/comic/cosmic.... I've signed a lease for the next eight months, so it's gonna be fun...:(

    do you have a plan to have your house mates' virginty removed by your female friends in the next eight months? It sounds great fun. I would like to help if I am a female:p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,674 ✭✭✭Faith+1



    Skinner was lashing Edna K out of it!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,217 ✭✭✭TheIrishGrover


    Guill wrote: »


    12. :cool:

    Ah, a Youghal-ie :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 221 ✭✭revell


    Guill wrote: »

    12. :cool:

    Has your partner been released from the jail?:eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,822 ✭✭✭Mickey H


    Handy11 wrote: »
    Far preferable to a girl with a lovely face, but a big auld hole on her.

    More cushion for the pushing?? :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,543 ✭✭✭JerryHandbag


    Faith+1 wrote: »
    Skinner was lashing Edna K out of it!!!

    Indeed he was not. He never got past first base. Mind you that episode was years ago so maybe he's "delivered his payload" since then.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17 Blakely123


    ur missing my point. My point is that they are NOT doing anythin in d bedroom at all. I wish they were. They're gonna freak out anyone I bring home. I'm ragin!


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