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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Damn straight!!! Ain't nobody more rhythmic than I am!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Y'know I was a general in the army.

    /checkmate


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 526 ✭✭✭7Sins


    Can I have a 7 month ban please.

    :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Sure.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Sarky you really are a gift.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    He used to be a gift I got for xmas. I tried to pawn him for some rollerblades but he had replacement parts and was deemed "not an antique anymore" by the pawn shop. Not only was he not an antique anymore, they claimed "Sarky is barely a word, so you cannot pawn him here or in any of our branches".

    What a jip!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    He even had to sell the letter a from "pawn".

    And that's where the phrase "pwn" coems from. True story.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    True, yes. Had nothing to do with the chemical brothers at all.

    I'm writing this post from my phone in a car in the middle of a carwash. I wonder will my phone keep working if I roll down the wi


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Huh mm mm smells like fresh banning in here. Schmexy!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    :cool:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    It's like old spice but a kazillion times better, and much more orgasmic.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,875 ✭✭✭✭MugMugs


    You cannot ban me !

    You do not have the authority to ban an enTITTY such as I ! <---- See what I did there ? That deserves immunity ! :D

    3036_ct_hit-me-with-your-best-shot.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Well, you tried, and I suppose that's what counts.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Sarky uses ban. It's soup-er effective. Chicken soup.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    220px-JeffGoldblum07TIFF.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Jeff Goldblum saved my life once. True story.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,724 ✭✭✭tallaghtmick


    Ban me and a puppy dies:pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I had a puppy for breakfast this morning. True story. Jeff Goldblum gave it to me after a night of passionate stuttering.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Je veux voir ce qui se passe maintenant?

    Ban-Unleash_moderators.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Oh noes! :(


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,841 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Unban the sam or the philosoraptor gets it.
    philosoraptor.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Threats?

    Aw, who'safuzzywuzzywuzzle? YOU'RE a fuzzywuzzywuzzle!

    <tickles belly>


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,841 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Eviscerates*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    D'awwwww, you little rascal you. <tousles hair>


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,841 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    pinkfreud-noneuclidean.jpg?1271197917


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    SAM!!!

    SARKY!!!


    :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    ooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooo

    Candies!!

    ..>>_<<..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    HA sam got bann'd.

    Rightly so. He killed the 19th Dalai Lama.

    Stue Trory!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,078 ✭✭✭Hal Emmerich


    :confused:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    I wish my name was Stue Trory!


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    bannister!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Oh, look what happened by accident! Oh well.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Looks like Andy Richter.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Fago baby, let me lick your face.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Ok


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  • Posts: 0 ✭✭ Otis Red Dice


    ban me u pussys for 99 years i dare ya


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,841 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    tnynll wrote: »
    ban me u pussys for 99 years i dare ya
    A year is the longest he can give you, well that is unless he permabans you.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    That's true, so just PM me in 99 years and I'll lift the permaban.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,841 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Sarky wrote: »
    That's true, so just PM me in 99 years and I'll lift the permaban.
    That is if I don't kill you in The Gathering first. When I take your head, I take your power!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I decapitated myself years ago to stop that being an issue. check mate, fuzzy wuzzy doodlekins.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    If I say "ban me" even though I have immunity, would I get banned?

    Just curious, don't ban me please.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 248 ✭✭I love Joan Burton


    I would like to apply for access to the soccer forum, the key phrases are "cock" "solid"


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 248 ✭✭I love Joan Burton


    How do I shoot web?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 248 ✭✭I love Joan Burton


    Biggins sent me here as he said i would finally find the Nein 11 forum??


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,841 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Sarky wrote: »
    I decapitated myself years ago to stop that being an issue. check mate, fuzzy wuzzy doodlekins.
    I'll just shave your beard then


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Nobody loves Joan Burton.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,841 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    What was that, an 18 month ban?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Sarky wrote: »
    Nobody loves Joan Burton.

    I do!

    Wait Joan Burton killed Hans Gruber right?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    What was that, an 18 month ban?

    No idea, I just mash buttons randomly.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 149 ✭✭Artur Foden


    you still banning people?

    if so Im about to find out if this is a forum ban or a site wide ban!


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