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Post here to get banned for a random length of time - EXTREME STUPIDITY FILTER

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    #902
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Damn straight!!! Ain't nobody more rhythmic than I am!


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    #903
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Y'know I was a general in the army.

    /checkmate


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    #904
    7Sins
    Closed Accounts Posts: 526 ✭✭✭7Sins


    Can I have a 7 month ban please.

    :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D


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    #905
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Sure.


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    #906
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Sarky you really are a gift.


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    #907
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    He used to be a gift I got for xmas. I tried to pawn him for some rollerblades but he had replacement parts and was deemed "not an antique anymore" by the pawn shop. Not only was he not an antique anymore, they claimed "Sarky is barely a word, so you cannot pawn him here or in any of our branches".

    What a jip!


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    #908
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    He even had to sell the letter a from "pawn".

    And that's where the phrase "pwn" coems from. True story.


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    #909
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    True, yes. Had nothing to do with the chemical brothers at all.

    I'm writing this post from my phone in a car in the middle of a carwash. I wonder will my phone keep working if I roll down the wi


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    #910
    sNarah
    Registered Users Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Huh mm mm smells like fresh banning in here. Schmexy!


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    #911
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    :cool:


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    #912
    sNarah
    Registered Users Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    It's like old spice but a kazillion times better, and much more orgasmic.


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    #913
    MugMugs
    Registered Users Posts: 17,875 ✭✭✭✭MugMugs


    You cannot ban me !

    You do not have the authority to ban an enTITTY such as I ! <---- See what I did there ? That deserves immunity ! :D

    3036_ct_hit-me-with-your-best-shot.jpg


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    #914
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Well, you tried, and I suppose that's what counts.


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    #915
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Sarky uses ban. It's soup-er effective. Chicken soup.


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    #916
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    220px-JeffGoldblum07TIFF.jpg


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    #917
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Jeff Goldblum saved my life once. True story.


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    #918
    tallaghtmick
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,724 ✭✭✭tallaghtmick


    Ban me and a puppy dies:pac:


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    #919
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I had a puppy for breakfast this morning. True story. Jeff Goldblum gave it to me after a night of passionate stuttering.


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    #920
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Je veux voir ce qui se passe maintenant?

    Ban-Unleash_moderators.jpg


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    #921
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Oh noes! :(


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    #922
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,801 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    Unban the sam or the philosoraptor gets it.
    philosoraptor.jpg


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    #923
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Threats?

    Aw, who'safuzzywuzzywuzzle? YOU'RE a fuzzywuzzywuzzle!

    <tickles belly>


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    #924
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,801 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    *Eviscerates*


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    #925
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    D'awwwww, you little rascal you. <tousles hair>


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    #926
    cyberwolf77
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,801 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    pinkfreud-noneuclidean.jpg?1271197917


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    #927
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    SAM!!!

    SARKY!!!


    :(


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    #928
    sNarah
    Registered Users Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    ooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooo

    Candies!!

    ..>>_<<..


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    #929
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    HA sam got bann'd.

    Rightly so. He killed the 19th Dalai Lama.

    Stue Trory!


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    #930
    Hal Emmerich
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,078 ✭✭✭Hal Emmerich


    :confused:


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    #931
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    I wish my name was Stue Trory!


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