Its Par-Tee Time!

Tentmaker · 16-09-2011 08:28PM #1

It seems there might be a PAR-TEE happening, and Tentmaker, the original Par-tee AneeMal, was not sent an engraved and gilded invitation. I have been slighted, and my image damaged. As a consequence, I will be a very rude guest here :cool:

NOW bring on them Irish beauties...;)

16-09-2011 08:31PM

what

Latchy · 16-09-2011 08:31PM

Its Par-Tee Time!

^ AH grammer nazis are going to love this

biko · 16-09-2011 08:32PM

What's the par for this tee?

stupidusername · 16-09-2011 08:33PM

Another third-person speaker, just what we need.

partee over hizzle op.

16-09-2011 08:33PM

biko wrote: »

What's the par for this tee?

par-3

Ghandee · 16-09-2011 08:34PM

Is your real name Juan-Kerr by any chance OP?

Fago! · 16-09-2011 08:37PM

Haha you weren't invited.......BAAAAHAHAHA!

ninebeanrows · 16-09-2011 08:37PM

Its Friday night and Day 1 of the TRIFECTA

ENjoy and remember you have to make to at least Sunday at 5.45!

Tentmaker · 16-09-2011 08:49PM

Baboons do have an effective way of expressing themselves when enraged. Their asses glow a bright red, their lips curl, slobbers fall freely, then they hop wildly about while screeching at the top of their voice range. What an amazing similarities I find here

El Guapo! · 16-09-2011 08:51PM

Wtf is this shít

16-09-2011 08:51PM

Tentmaker wrote: »

Baboons do have an effective way of expressing themselves when enraged. Their asses glow a bright red, their lips curl, slobbers fall freely, then they hop wildly about while screeching at the top of their voice range. What an amazing similarities I find here

If you're glowing bright red and acting oddly, you should consult a doctor. We can't give medical advice.

Tentmaker · 16-09-2011 08:54PM

bluewolf wrote: »

.. you should consult a doctor. We can't give medical advice.

Are you one, and will you accept me as your most loyal client?

Johro · 16-09-2011 08:54PM

bluewolf wrote: »

If you're glowing bright red and acting oddly, you should consult a doctor. We can't give medical advice.

But if you like, we'll give it anyway:D

16-09-2011 08:55PM

No, but dr. bollocko is a real doctor. He'll sort you out. Promise.

Tentmaker · 16-09-2011 08:56PM

Dean09 wrote: »

Wtf is this shít

In the future I shall definitely seek to enhance the humble crumbs offered by my near-none existent mental being.
Or mayhap you prefer that I embellish upon your favorite bits of dung?
Either way, I, the Gentle Soul, am at your service.:D

Johro · 16-09-2011 08:56PM

It's my party and I'll slight if I want to..

Tentmaker · 16-09-2011 08:59PM

bluewolf wrote: »

No, but dr. bollocko is a real doctor. He'll sort you out. Promise.

Would you take me around and personally introduce me to him. I will pay generously for your time.

Johro · 16-09-2011 09:02PM

Two aspirin and a tin of tuna. In brine.

Tentmaker · 16-09-2011 09:04PM

Johro wrote: »

Two aspirin and a tin of tuna. In brine.

A brilliant lack of originality. Time permitting in the next few hours, I clean it up for you, and give it some zest.

stupidusername · 16-09-2011 09:04PM

What time is it in Bangkok anyway?

fedor.2. · 16-09-2011 09:05PM

Tentmaker wrote: »

In the future I shall definitely seek to enhance the humble crumbs offered by my near-none existent mental being.
Or mayhap you prefer that I embellish upon your favorite bits of dung?
Either way, I, the Gentle Soul, am at your service.:D

75 Posts in nearly 3 years, id expect better material

16-09-2011 09:06PM

stupidusername wrote: »

What time is it in Bangkok anyway?

"i'm really bored and trying to learn english" time

BBDBB · 16-09-2011 09:08PM

I brought a bottle

whose for some night nurse?

SoWatchaWant · 16-09-2011 09:08PM

Took a massive shít today

Johro · 16-09-2011 09:08PM

Tentmaker wrote: »

A brilliant lack of originality. Time permitting in the next few hours, I clean it up for you, and give it some zest.

Zest? On tuna in brine? I'm aghast... Go see Dr. Bollocko. I wash my hands of you.

Tentmaker · 16-09-2011 09:09PM

fedor.2. wrote: »

75 Posts in nearly 3 years, id expect better material

Ten climaxes per hour doesn't give me much of an opportunity, does it?
You're trying to go too deep too early. Has your teachers neglected to inform you of the joys of foreplay? Subtle things can bring BIG things to a pulsating readiness.:D

fedor.2. · 16-09-2011 09:14PM

Tentmaker wrote: »

Ten climaxes per hour doesn't give me much of an opportunity, does it?
You're trying to go too deep too early. Has your teachers neglected to inform you of the joys of foreplay? Subtle things can bring BIG things to a pulsating readiness.:D

So, you are a wanker;)

Johro · 16-09-2011 09:15PM

Tentmaker wrote: »

Ten climaxes per hour doesn't give me much of an opportunity, does it?
You're trying to go too deep too early. Has your teachers neglected to inform you of the joys of foreplay? Subtle things can bring BIG things to a pulsating readiness.:D

Eeew...

BBDBB · 16-09-2011 09:17PM

Tentmaker wrote: »

Ten climaxes per hour doesn't give me much of an opportunity, does it?
You're trying to go too deep too early. Has your teachers neglected to inform you of the joys of foreplay? Subtle things can bring BIG things to a pulsating readiness.:D

I reckon you are a bit premature with 10 climaxes an hour and you still think you are ready.......;)

Tentmaker · 16-09-2011 09:17PM

bluewolf wrote: »

"i'm really bored and trying to learn english" time

I'm trying to keep this as simple as possible so that you wont need to sleep with Herr Webster. However, it would behoove you to enhance your vocabulary if you are set on doing moderating work.:D

Its Par-Tee Time!

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