Its Par-Tee Time!

Johro

Tentmaker wrote: »

Johro thing,

Are you absolutely certain that you want to do this? I really do hate slapping around the sickeningly handicapped. It is such a unmanly thing to do. It ranks up there with those of failed manhood who would go about beating on women. I really am trying to exercise a modicum of control here in recognition of the tendencies of your freakish mind to want to drive in the wrong direction on the Tentmaker Expressway.
It is too bad that the ladies must maintain a sense of decorum in this world, or partial afterbirths like you would be flushed by them before you had a chance to draw a first breath into your putrid being.
Hope I have not been too harsh with you. but if I have you will let me know. Will you not?

Liar.
But yeah, sure. I'll let you know.

BBDBB

Tentmaker wrote: »

My dear, my darling, my prized possession to be,

Now my mind is afright, surely my keyboard entered some undue thing that is now the cause of your daring attack on Tentmaker the Magnifcent. Surely nothing has been done to offend your sensibilities, or in any way impugn your character. If the dear lady would be so charitable as to publish my gross breach of convention, I the Humble Lord will shower her with a profusion of abject apologies. I implore you, my dear lady, to do this kind service to one wholly undeserving of it.
I am your humble servant

Your manners do you great credit kind sir, if only your perception were half as sharp, we'd be at 2nd base by now and you'd be in for a rude awakening

Do you do a full fry for breakfast or just the continental?

Tentmaker

Sarky wrote: »

I should apologise (just a little bit, mind. I'm still mad at him) to Micky. I assumed this was just another piece of worthless AH drivel that should have been sent to the Recycle Bin, like half the threads that get sent this way. This one shows a little spark of promise. If Tentmaker can actually put some effort into his posts and come across less as a contemptible f*ckbend, then there may yet be hope.

Dear Sarky,

Other than for the extremely cheap entertainment to be had on this site, there is no good reason for me to be here. My continuing presence on Board.ie will be due to an inability to resist the hilarity found in watching clowns trying to perform according to some vulgar script.
At any theater one would be charged a hefty admission price for the chance to watch people like Johro and bluewolf show that they are the COMPLETE ASS. Here the viewing can be done for pennies a day. Ain't technology just wonderful?
In the coming days I will be introducing some new material which is hoped will give each of them the opportunity to present themselves in the light of the MOST IGNORANT. I know the competition between nincompoops will be fierce. Of this I am certain because up to this point they have warred mightily to prove who is the BIGGER ASS.

Micky Dolenz

BBDBB

Bad news Tentmaker

your gig got moved to the Cuckoos nest


no bright lights

no big crowds

all we have is Tar selling choc ices that she/he has warmed personally to prevent burns

you blew it big guy

ya just blew it

Johro

Tentmaker wrote: »

Dear Sarky,

Other than for the extremely cheap entertainment to be had on this site, there is no good reason for me to be here. My continuing presence on Board.ie will be due to an inability to resist the hilarity found in watching clowns trying to perform according to some vulgar script.
At any theater one would be charged a hefty admission price for the chance to watch people like Johro and bluewolf show that they are the COMPLETE ASS. Here the viewing can be done for pennies a day. Ain't technology just wonderful?
In the coming days I will be introducing some new material which is hoped will give each of them the opportunity to present themselves in the light of the MOST IGNORANT. I know the competition between nincompoops will be fierce. Of this I am certain because up to this point they have warred mightily to prove who is the BIGGER ASS.

You'd have to use the plural of 'COMPLETE ASS' if you're describing two people.
Anyway, the moral of this story is, you reap what you sow.

stupidusername

Tentmaker wrote: »

nincompoops

feckin brilliant word.

I can also put things in CAPITAL LETTERS yay \o/

Johro

\o/
Wow. That's exhilarating.
\0/
/!\ Too much?

Cicero

Sarky wrote: »

I should apologise .

*licks face*

hondasam

Sarky wrote: »

I should apologise (just a little bit, mind. I'm still mad at him) to Micky.

I will keep this for future reference. Sarky apologising to the AH mod.

Sarky

Just don't keep it in the same place you keep the pies. BECAUSE YOU'LL EAT IT.

hondasam

Micky would wipe the floor with ya.

I'm not fcuking fat. If I have to prove it I will.

Capt'n Midnight

Par Tee, it this like a golf game

randylonghorn

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

Where? It's rumoured to only come out in the dead of night.

bluewolf wrote: »

like you, wha

Nah, just his tentmaker.

It's afraid of the light.

For good reason.

starlit

Party!:D

Johro

Tentmaker wrote: »

Dear johro and Bluewolf,

Excuse the hell out of my mis-spelled, mis-placed, or just plain forgotten words. I seldom do the edit thing. I do appreciate it though when one from the shallow end of the gene pool adorns himself in the uppity slut act for which your species are known for.

Well done.

Sarky

I'm naked!

EZ24GET

So ? You're always naked.

BBDBB

Im half naked..........................no, no clues

Sarky

EZ24GET wrote: »

So ? You're always naked.

Now I'm wearing a frown

Winker

Dear sarky,


Though you might be constructed in the manner of a pyramid and were exciting enough to command a proper salute, it is a 1000% certainty that you would not be able to accommodate that which you did manage to arouse to the ready. Many inflamed succubi have attempted to cope with my Mighty Sword, but all have failed so miserably.
Your estate has no portal either large enough or deep enough for you to properly entertain me.
It would be proven futile for me to attempt an ingress of you, and also very dangerous. A single partial insertion would paralyze you, and living as a shut-in is just not a life for you. Too, you would not be able to hold up under the ejecta. Irreparable damage would occur to you from them both.
Now, how do you propose to overcome you extreme limitations?;)

Tentmaker

Winker

BBDBB wrote: »

Your manners do you great credit kind sir, if only your perception were half as sharp, we'd be at 2nd base by now and you'd be in for a rude awakening

Do you do a full fry for breakfast or just the continental?

I can feed you breakfast, lunch, delicious snacks, and a fourteen course dinner at one setting!
While it is true that I am a vegetarian, I am not above the sin of feasting on a delectable female. Actually, I don't see the woman as meat, per se. She is more a necessary supplement to my diet, and I do partake of her generous offerings with abandon.
I will begin my evening meal with an inviting thigh. You will have to forgive my table manners. I always kiss such beautiful flesh its entire length, and all about its shapely connections. If possible,I would enter it and eat from the inside, but that can't be done. So I settle for pigging out on a feast fit for the gods.

Tentmaker

Sarky

It's such a shame your previous account got sitebanned. You might have found a home here.

EZ24GET

Sarky wrote: »

Now I'm wearing a frown

I made you frown? I did not mean for you to frown. You should be wearing a smile a big smile. (frowning naked people are more frightening than those killer klowns:( )

Winker

Sarky wrote: »

It's such a shame your previous account got sitebanned. You might have found a home here.

It is heart-warming to know that I have been of some slight service to you. It is not often that my humble presence is so noted. Thank you.
Now lets get the par-tee started, shall we?

Tentmaker

ryoishin

yo where the white wome.......... I mean party at?