Its Par-Tee Time!

Tentmaker

It seems there might be a PAR-TEE happening, and Tentmaker, the original Par-tee AneeMal, was not sent an engraved and gilded invitation. I have been slighted, and my image damaged. As a consequence, I will be a very rude guest here :cool:

NOW bring on them Irish beauties...;)

what

Latchy

Its Par-Tee Time!

^ AH grammer nazis are going to love this

biko

What's the par for this tee?

stupidusername

Another third-person speaker, just what we need.

partee over hizzle op.

biko

biko wrote: »

What's the par for this tee?

par-3

Ghandee

Is your real name Juan-Kerr by any chance OP?

Fago!

Haha you weren't invited.......BAAAAHAHAHA!

ninebeanrows

Its Friday night and Day 1 of the TRIFECTA


ENjoy and remember you have to make to at least Sunday at 5.45!

Tentmaker

Baboons do have an effective way of expressing themselves when enraged. Their asses glow a bright red, their lips curl, slobbers fall freely, then they hop wildly about while screeching at the top of their voice range. What an amazing similarities I find here

El Guapo!

Wtf is this shít

Tentmaker

Tentmaker wrote: »

Baboons do have an effective way of expressing themselves when enraged. Their asses glow a bright red, their lips curl, slobbers fall freely, then they hop wildly about while screeching at the top of their voice range. What an amazing similarities I find here

If you're glowing bright red and acting oddly, you should consult a doctor. We can't give medical advice.

Tentmaker

bluewolf wrote: »

.. you should consult a doctor. We can't give medical advice.

Are you one, and will you accept me as your most loyal client?

Johro

bluewolf wrote: »

If you're glowing bright red and acting oddly, you should consult a doctor. We can't give medical advice.

But if you like, we'll give it anyway:D

No, but dr. bollocko is a real doctor. He'll sort you out. Promise.

Tentmaker

Dean09 wrote: »

Wtf is this shít

In the future I shall definitely seek to enhance the humble crumbs offered by my near-none existent mental being.
Or mayhap you prefer that I embellish upon your favorite bits of dung?
Either way, I, the Gentle Soul, am at your service.:D

Johro

It's my party and I'll slight if I want to..

Tentmaker

bluewolf wrote: »

No, but dr. bollocko is a real doctor. He'll sort you out. Promise.

Would you take me around and personally introduce me to him. I will pay generously for your time.

Johro

Two aspirin and a tin of tuna. In brine.

Tentmaker

Johro wrote: »

Two aspirin and a tin of tuna. In brine.

A brilliant lack of originality. Time permitting in the next few hours, I clean it up for you, and give it some zest.

stupidusername

What time is it in Bangkok anyway?

fedor.2.

Tentmaker wrote: »

In the future I shall definitely seek to enhance the humble crumbs offered by my near-none existent mental being.
Or mayhap you prefer that I embellish upon your favorite bits of dung?
Either way, I, the Gentle Soul, am at your service.:D

75 Posts in nearly 3 years, id expect better material

stupidusername

stupidusername wrote: »

What time is it in Bangkok anyway?

"i'm really bored and trying to learn english" time

BBDBB

I brought a bottle


whose for some night nurse?

SoWatchaWant

Took a massive shít today

Johro

Tentmaker wrote: »

A brilliant lack of originality. Time permitting in the next few hours, I clean it up for you, and give it some zest.

Zest? On tuna in brine? I'm aghast... Go see Dr. Bollocko. I wash my hands of you.

Tentmaker

fedor.2. wrote: »

75 Posts in nearly 3 years, id expect better material

Ten climaxes per hour doesn't give me much of an opportunity, does it?
You're trying to go too deep too early. Has your teachers neglected to inform you of the joys of foreplay? Subtle things can bring BIG things to a pulsating readiness.:D

fedor.2.

Tentmaker wrote: »

Ten climaxes per hour doesn't give me much of an opportunity, does it?
You're trying to go too deep too early. Has your teachers neglected to inform you of the joys of foreplay? Subtle things can bring BIG things to a pulsating readiness.:D

So, you are a wanker;)

Johro

Tentmaker wrote: »

Ten climaxes per hour doesn't give me much of an opportunity, does it?
You're trying to go too deep too early. Has your teachers neglected to inform you of the joys of foreplay? Subtle things can bring BIG things to a pulsating readiness.:D

Eeew...

BBDBB

Tentmaker wrote: »

Ten climaxes per hour doesn't give me much of an opportunity, does it?
You're trying to go too deep too early. Has your teachers neglected to inform you of the joys of foreplay? Subtle things can bring BIG things to a pulsating readiness.:D

I reckon you are a bit premature with 10 climaxes an hour and you still think you are ready.......;)

Tentmaker

bluewolf wrote: »

"i'm really bored and trying to learn english" time

I'm trying to keep this as simple as possible so that you wont need to sleep with Herr Webster. However, it would behoove you to enhance your vocabulary if you are set on doing moderating work.:D

Tentmaker

Tentmaker wrote: »

I'm trying to keep this as simple as possible so that you wont need to sleep with Herr Webster. However, it would behoove you to enhance your vocabulary if you are set on doing moderating work.:D

My vocabulary is fine. Your grammar is not.

Johro

In that case..

Tentmaker wrote: »

A brilliant lack of originality. Time permitting in the next few hours, I'll clean it up for you, and give it some zest.

Johro

And...

Tentmaker wrote: »

Ten climaxes per hour doesn't give me much of an opportunity, does it?
You're trying to go too deep too early. Has Have your teachers neglected to inform you of the joys of foreplay? Subtle things can bring BIG things to a pulsating readiness.:D

Johro

Just saying...

Tentmaker

BBDBB wrote: »

I reckon you are a bit premature with 10 climaxes an hour and you still think you are ready.......;)

You are getting aroused and too excited by this foreplay! Those un-satisfied desires are seeping from between the lines of your posts. The more you push on the point the more convinced you'll become that your neglected needs must be seen to by a man. Too, your using hot words that show a rising intensity of desire are the ones giving away your real motives..;)

fedor.2.

Im out

BBDBB

Tentmaker wrote: »

You are getting aroused and too excited by this foreplay! Those un-satisfied desires are seeping from between the lines of your posts. The more you push on the point the more convinced you'll become that your neglected needs must be seen to by a man. Too, your using hot words that show a rising intensity of desire are the ones giving away your real motives..;)

you got me

you silver tongued charmer, take me, take me now and make a man of both of us

My using hot words too.

Johro

Tentmaker wrote: »

You are getting aroused and too excited by this foreplay! Those unsatisfied desires are seeping from between the lines of your posts. The more you push on the point, the more convinced you'll become that your neglected needs must be seen to by a man. Too, you're using hot words that show a rising intensity of desire are the ones giving away your real motives..;)

FYP

Micky Dolenz

I made a tent once.......in my pants.

Johro

Oh yeah, replace 'Too' with 'Also'.
My work here is done. 'Bye.

fedor.2.

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

I made a tent once.......in my pants.

You're making a mountain out of a molehill

Johro

Johro wrote: »

Oh yeah, replace 'Too' with 'Also'.
My work here is done. 'Bye.

I think you can start a sentence with too. It doesn't sound the best, though.

Tentmaker

Dear johro and Bluewolf,

Excuse the hell out of my mis-spelled, mis-placed, or just plain forgotten words. I seldom do the edit thing. I do appreciate it though when one from the shallow end of the gene pool adorns himself in the uppity slut act for which your species are known for.

Tentmaker

Tentmaker wrote: »

Dear johro and Bluewolf,

Excuse the hell out of my mis-spelled, mis-placed, or just plain forgotten words. I seldom do the edit thing. I do appreciate it though when one from the shallow end of the gene pool adorns himself in the uppity slut act for which your species are known for.

For which I'm known for not being of the tentmaker species indeed

ps it's Johro and bluewolf, not johro and Bluewolf

pps hyphen hyphen hyphen

Johro

Tentmaker wrote: »

Dear johro and Bluewolf,

Excuse the hell out of my mis-spelled, mis-placed, or just plain forgotten words. I seldom do the edit thing. I do appreciate it though when one from the shallow end of the gene pool adorns himself in the uppity slut act for which your species are known for.

That would hurt if it meant anything.

BBDBB

bluewolf wrote: »

For which I'm known for not being of the tentmaker species indeed

ps it's Johro and bluewolf, not johro and Bluewolf

lets not get picky


this is First Contact!

Johro

A reminder of where you went wrong.

Tentmaker wrote: »

I'm trying to keep this as simple as possible so that you wont need to sleep with Herr Webster. However, it would behoove you to enhance your vocabulary if you are set on doing moderating work.:D

Tentmaker

bluewolf wrote: »

For which I'm known for not being of the tentmaker species indeed

ps it's Johro and bluewolf, not johro and Bluewolf

pps hyphen hyphen hyphen

My dear,

I am for civility's sake going to assume that you are breath-takingly beautiful. Therefore, it would be inhuman of me to take you over my verbal knee and turn your derriere into a flaming hell. That is, of course, assuming that you are not a sadistic fair maiden out to be brutalized. For the time, my dear, I'll keep the whip, leash, and chair in their proper place.;)

Johro

Tentmaker wrote: »

My dear,

I am for civility's sake going to assume that you are breath-takingly beautiful. Therefore, it would be inhuman of me to take you over my verbal knee and turn your derriere into a flaming hell. That is, of course, assuming that you are not a sadistic fair maiden out to be brutalized. For the time, my dear, I'll keep the whip, leash, and chair in their proper place.;)

If she was 'out to be brutalized' she'd be masochistic, not sadistic.

I'll get my coat.