What job wouldnt you do?

ComfyKnickers · 05-09-2011 07:57PM

Wouldn't do anything that involved cleaning up after bodily functions, dead people, rodent catching, vet (putting animals down wud break my heart!). Might have a go at prostitution if I cud wear me comfy knickers lol

deanswift · 05-09-2011 08:07PM

i wouldn't wash Bertie's drawers.........esp after him suppin up in fagans

dashboard_hula · 05-09-2011 08:56PM

After the 3 months I've had buttering up managers and handing out CV's, I can honestly say that there's not a whole lot I wouldn't do at this point.

whubee · 05-09-2011 09:02PM

buttering up ...is that some kind of kinky thing? sounds .... warm and slippery

Sky King · 05-09-2011 09:05PM

I would hate ....HATE... to be a GP.

BBDBB · 05-09-2011 09:06PM

Sky King wrote: »

I would hate ....HATE... to be a GP.

.........I see, and how long have you been feeling like this?

wolf moon · 05-09-2011 09:07PM

Banker.

pragmatic1 · 05-09-2011 09:08PM

Dont think I'm above doing any job but I'd hate to work in a call centre again.

minidazzler · 05-09-2011 09:10PM

I'd never be a care assistant. I do it now for my sister, but that's because there is noone else to at the moment given my parents can't carry her up and down the stairs, it's soul destroying.

number10a · 05-09-2011 09:13PM

Sky King wrote: »

I would hate ....HATE... to be a GP.

I used to work on reception for a GP before and I used to think I might like to do it myself for the money that's to be had. Then I got a phone call from an aul wan one day asking could the doctor call up to drain the pus from her sister's groin. That ended the whole doctor idea for me anyway. No money in the world could get me to do it after that call.

JimmyChew · 05-09-2011 09:13PM

Doing anything for min wage would be soul destroying. I mean your employers are only paying you what they have to by law and would pay you less if they could. Hard to get out of bed for that.

dark crystal · 05-09-2011 09:57PM

Prostitute

Car Clamper

Police officer - specifically those police officers who have to catch paedophiles online. Looking at images of abused children would scar me for life. You couldn't pay me enough to go to sleep at night, having those images permenantly burned into my mind.

-Trek- · 05-09-2011 10:03PM

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

I've actually wiped peoples arses in a past job

middle management?

yeah, definitely would never work in a abattoir.

newbee22 · 05-09-2011 10:05PM

From past experience- glass collector, especially during the weekends:(:(
I couldn't be a doctor or a nurse, I'd faint at the sight of a needle!

YouTookMyName · 05-09-2011 10:08PM

Fisherman.
Miner.

Sky King · 05-09-2011 10:11PM

^ i wouldnt mind being a miner or fisherman!

I would hate to have any job where I had to deal with pissheads... bouncer, barman, chipper guy, taximan.... oh... hate it.

x_Ellie_x · 05-09-2011 10:31PM

phasers wrote: »

My Mam used to gut chickens in a factory, I don't think I could do that

Me neither. I saw a video of what goes on inside a slaughter house once and it was horrible to see how cruelly the animals are treated.

I would never become a prostitute, a stripper or do porn.

I wouldn't cook for a living. I hate cooking and I'm not that good at it either.

I couldn't spend all day looking after children. I'd go nuts.

I wouldn't do any job that involved working with sewage.

I don't think I could be a nurse. I don't have a strong stomach for that.

py2006 · 05-09-2011 10:34PM

Its kind of hard to imagine that anybody would turn down a job in this day and age!

If I am pushed:

Binman
Street cleaner
Miner
Secondary School Teacher

bluefinger · 06-09-2011 12:05AM

pest control, have a fear of rats. although tommy saxondale makes it look kind of cool though.

7sr2z3fely84g5 · 06-09-2011 12:12AM

py2006 wrote: »

Its kind of hard to imagine that anybody would turn down a job in this day and age!

If I am pushed:
Secondary School Teacher

Think of the holidays and strong union!

*and talking to bunch of students that wouldn't care what your saying.

Bowlardo · 06-09-2011 12:24AM

rent boy....

joe stodge · 06-09-2011 12:43AM

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Jizz mopper.

seen a lad with the jizz mop in the peep-show in amsterdam, he didnt look happy.

4leto · 06-09-2011 12:46AM

A farmer, I am far to lazy
A Dentist, sometime money is just not enough.

wild_cat · 06-09-2011 12:51AM

I've worked in call centres and as a rule of thumb you just zone out when they start narking at you and you don't take it personally, you'd kill yourself if you did.

I wouldn't wipe arses or work as a chugger. Everything else is fair game.

Capt'n Midnight · 09-09-2011 08:51PM

http://i.imgur.com/QcP8T.jpg

eilo1 · 09-09-2011 09:28PM

Iv been a carer and worked cleaning up after animals as well.

But I could not work in an office or ever go back to call center work. It is soul destroying.

2 stroke · 09-09-2011 09:38PM

Brazilian waxer.

LaVail · 09-09-2011 09:48PM

chicken sexer

Sky King · 09-09-2011 10:04PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2A_h2AjJaMw

Soups123 · 09-09-2011 10:06PM

WinstonOno wrote: »

when i worked as an electrician one of the jobs we worked on was the renovation of a morgue. my god, some of the stuff i saw and heard in there. i'd rather sleep in a piss soaked cardboard box outside the gpo than resort to that for money.

I'd have got my red ass out of there the minute the talking started, scary sh1t.........

What job wouldnt you do?

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