What job wouldnt you do?

IvaBigWun

So lets say you're unemployed long term and you need money. Not so much that you'll starve without a job but you do need one.

Anything that involved wiping peoples arses or changing nappies would be a no for me. Actually Id be/am quite a fussy job b@stard now that I think of it.

What wouldn't you do?

Cill Dara Abu

Brian Cowen's sports bra

plein de force

charity chugger

My name is URL

Call-centre worker
Debt collector
Politician

AnonoBoy

Jizz mopper.

Jesus Wept

blowjob

The King of Moo

There's lots of jobs I wouldn't choose to do given various options.

Mostly involving cleaning up after people to a great deal, especially cleaning up stuff that came out of them, or any job that required me to be too subservient to someone else.

But if I had to, I'd do most anything to survive. I'm not too good for any job, though I think I'd prefer to try to be self-sufficient if the only jobs open to me were abhorrent: try to farm or create something to sell or such.

Chuck Stone

Slaughter house.

FloatingVoter

I wipe arses in an old folks home. Someone has to. To counter this I kill people for money in the spare time. This helps me relax. Hope that helps.

I wouldn't do flower arranging.

AnamGlas

I'd imagine working in a launderette could have a scuttery side.

talla10

Bertie Ahern PR man

Undertaker

Links234

sex work

willmunny1990

rim-job

Capt'n Midnight

I've actually wiped peoples arses in a past job

tommyboy26

Anus inspector
Horse masterbator
priest

phasers

My Mam used to gut chickens in a factory, I don't think I could do that

grenache

Worked in one of Larry Goodman's AIBP meat abbatoires 8 years back. Never again. It was hell on earth. One woman in the boning hall (no jokes please) had been working there for 37 years. I'd rather slit my throat than go back there.

fryup

tommyboy26 wrote: »

Anus inspector
Horse masterbator
priest

same thing isn't it;)

tommyboy26

fryup wrote: »

tommyboy26 wrote: »

Anus inspector
Horse masterbator
priest

same thing isn't it;)

That was my point!

whubee

i think is was one of the beatles who said if slaughterhouses were made of glass the whole world would be vegetarian. ...any-whey I refuse the role of bum-wipe,

God bless the iron stomachs of those who venture to the land of the starfish.

James__10

Glass collector did it for a year and was hell

fryup

grenache wrote: »

Worked in one of Larry Goodman's AIBP meat abbatoires 8 years back. Never again. It was hell on earth. One woman in the boning hall (no jokes please) had been working there for 37 years. I'd rather slit my throat than go back there.

she must have enjoyed it:D

(sorry couldn't resist)

Dangerous Man

Child stabber
Call Centre (did it before it was hateful; I walked out on the fist day)
Chugger
Stripper
Anything to do with construction (did that before too - full of absolute arseholes)
Toilet attendent

fryup

whubee wrote: »

God bless the iron stomachs of those who venture to the land of the starfish.

flutterflye

I'd do anything at all if it was my only choice.

Bottom of my list would be hooker, stripper, hitman (woman?), abortion surgeon, advertising, nun.

Things like binmen, wiping old people's asses etc... wouldn't bother me.

WinstonOno

when i worked as an electrician one of the jobs we worked on was the renovation of a morgue. my god, some of the stuff i saw and heard in there. i'd rather sleep in a piss soaked cardboard box outside the gpo than resort to that for money.

whubee

fryup wrote: »

the chocolate starfish.

BBDBB

Moderator

ro2

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Elohim

Well a few weeks ago a few barrels of bull semen fell off a bus. I wouldn't like the job of getting that semen into them barrels either before or after that accident!

BBDBB

Elohim wrote: »

Well a few weeks ago a few barrels of bull semen fell off a bus. I wouldn't like the job of getting that semen into them barrels either before or after that accident!

yeah, picking out the gravel must have been a hell of a job

ComfyKnickers

Wouldn't do anything that involved cleaning up after bodily functions, dead people, rodent catching, vet (putting animals down wud break my heart!). Might have a go at prostitution if I cud wear me comfy knickers lol

deanswift

i wouldn't wash Bertie's drawers.........esp after him suppin up in fagans

dashboard_hula

After the 3 months I've had buttering up managers and handing out CV's, I can honestly say that there's not a whole lot I wouldn't do at this point.

whubee

buttering up ...is that some kind of kinky thing? sounds .... warm and slippery

Sky King

I would hate ....HATE... to be a GP.

BBDBB

Sky King wrote: »

I would hate ....HATE... to be a GP.

.........I see, and how long have you been feeling like this?

wolf moon

Banker.

pragmatic1

Dont think I'm above doing any job but I'd hate to work in a call centre again.

minidazzler

I'd never be a care assistant. I do it now for my sister, but that's because there is noone else to at the moment given my parents can't carry her up and down the stairs, it's soul destroying.

number10a

Sky King wrote: »

I would hate ....HATE... to be a GP.

I used to work on reception for a GP before and I used to think I might like to do it myself for the money that's to be had. Then I got a phone call from an aul wan one day asking could the doctor call up to drain the pus from her sister's groin. That ended the whole doctor idea for me anyway. No money in the world could get me to do it after that call.

JimmyChew

Doing anything for min wage would be soul destroying. I mean your employers are only paying you what they have to by law and would pay you less if they could. Hard to get out of bed for that.

dark crystal

Prostitute

Car Clamper

Police officer - specifically those police officers who have to catch paedophiles online. Looking at images of abused children would scar me for life. You couldn't pay me enough to go to sleep at night, having those images permenantly burned into my mind.

-Trek-

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

I've actually wiped peoples arses in a past job

middle management?

yeah, definitely would never work in a abattoir.

newbee22

From past experience- glass collector, especially during the weekends:(:(
I couldn't be a doctor or a nurse, I'd faint at the sight of a needle!

YouTookMyName

Fisherman.
Miner.

Sky King

^ i wouldnt mind being a miner or fisherman!

I would hate to have any job where I had to deal with pissheads... bouncer, barman, chipper guy, taximan.... oh... hate it.

x_Ellie_x

phasers wrote: »

My Mam used to gut chickens in a factory, I don't think I could do that

Me neither. I saw a video of what goes on inside a slaughter house once and it was horrible to see how cruelly the animals are treated.

I would never become a prostitute, a stripper or do porn.

I wouldn't cook for a living. I hate cooking and I'm not that good at it either.

I couldn't spend all day looking after children. I'd go nuts.

I wouldn't do any job that involved working with sewage.

I don't think I could be a nurse. I don't have a strong stomach for that.

py2006

Its kind of hard to imagine that anybody would turn down a job in this day and age!

If I am pushed:

• Binman
• Street cleaner
• Miner
• Secondary School Teacher

bluefinger

pest control, have a fear of rats. although tommy saxondale makes it look kind of cool though.

7sr2z3fely84g5

py2006 wrote: »

Its kind of hard to imagine that anybody would turn down a job in this day and age!

If I am pushed:

• Secondary School Teacher

Think of the holidays and strong union!


*and talking to bunch of students that wouldn't care what your saying.