What job wouldnt you do?

IvaBigWun · 05-09-2011 06:44PM #1

So lets say you're unemployed long term and you need money. Not so much that you'll starve without a job but you do need one.

Anything that involved wiping peoples arses or changing nappies would be a no for me. Actually Id be/am quite a fussy job b@stard now that I think of it.

What wouldn't you do?

Cill Dara Abu · 05-09-2011 06:45PM

Brian Cowen's sports bra

plein de force · 05-09-2011 06:46PM

charity chugger

My name is URL · 05-09-2011 06:46PM

Call-centre worker
Debt collector
Politician

AnonoBoy · 05-09-2011 06:47PM

Jizz mopper.

Jesus Wept · 05-09-2011 06:47PM

blowjob

The King of Moo · 05-09-2011 06:49PM

There's lots of jobs I wouldn't choose to do given various options.

Mostly involving cleaning up after people to a great deal, especially cleaning up stuff that came out of them, or any job that required me to be too subservient to someone else.

But if I had to, I'd do most anything to survive. I'm not too good for any job, though I think I'd prefer to try to be self-sufficient if the only jobs open to me were abhorrent: try to farm or create something to sell or such.

Chuck Stone · 05-09-2011 06:52PM

Slaughter house.

FloatingVoter · 05-09-2011 06:53PM

I wipe arses in an old folks home. Someone has to. To counter this I kill people for money in the spare time. This helps me relax. Hope that helps.

I wouldn't do flower arranging.

AnamGlas · 05-09-2011 06:54PM

I'd imagine working in a launderette could have a scuttery side.

talla10 · 05-09-2011 06:59PM

Bertie Ahern PR man

Undertaker

Links234 · 05-09-2011 06:59PM

sex work

willmunny1990 · 05-09-2011 07:05PM

rim-job

Capt'n Midnight · 05-09-2011 07:09PM

I've actually wiped peoples arses in a past job

tommyboy26 · 05-09-2011 07:18PM

Anus inspector
Horse masterbator
priest

phasers · 05-09-2011 07:18PM

My Mam used to gut chickens in a factory, I don't think I could do that

grenache · 05-09-2011 07:23PM

Worked in one of Larry Goodman's AIBP meat abbatoires 8 years back. Never again. It was hell on earth. One woman in the boning hall (no jokes please) had been working there for 37 years. I'd rather slit my throat than go back there.

fryup · 05-09-2011 07:28PM

tommyboy26 wrote: »

Anus inspector
Horse masterbator
priest

same thing isn't it;)

tommyboy26 · 05-09-2011 07:31PM

fryup wrote: »

tommyboy26 wrote: »

Anus inspector
Horse masterbator
priest

same thing isn't it;)

That was my point!

whubee · 05-09-2011 07:33PM

i think is was one of the beatles who said if slaughterhouses were made of glass the whole world would be vegetarian. ...any-whey I refuse the role of bum-wipe,

God bless the iron stomachs of those who venture to the land of the starfish.

James__10 · 05-09-2011 07:33PM

Glass collector did it for a year and was hell

fryup · 05-09-2011 07:35PM

grenache wrote: »

Worked in one of Larry Goodman's AIBP meat abbatoires 8 years back. Never again. It was hell on earth. One woman in the boning hall (no jokes please) had been working there for 37 years. I'd rather slit my throat than go back there.

she must have enjoyed it:D

(sorry couldn't resist)

Dangerous Man · 05-09-2011 07:35PM

Child stabber
Call Centre (did it before it was hateful; I walked out on the fist day)
Chugger
Stripper
Anything to do with construction (did that before too - full of absolute arseholes)
Toilet attendent

fryup · 05-09-2011 07:38PM

whubee wrote: »

God bless the iron stomachs of those who venture to the land of the starfish.

flutterflye · 05-09-2011 07:39PM

I'd do anything at all if it was my only choice.

Bottom of my list would be hooker, stripper, hitman (woman?), abortion surgeon, advertising, nun.

Things like binmen, wiping old people's asses etc... wouldn't bother me.

WinstonOno · 05-09-2011 07:46PM

when i worked as an electrician one of the jobs we worked on was the renovation of a morgue. my god, some of the stuff i saw and heard in there. i'd rather sleep in a piss soaked cardboard box outside the gpo than resort to that for money.

whubee · 05-09-2011 07:46PM

fryup wrote: »

the chocolate starfish.

BBDBB · 05-09-2011 07:49PM

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ro2 · 05-09-2011 07:49PM

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Elohim · 05-09-2011 07:51PM

Well a few weeks ago a few barrels of bull semen fell off a bus. I wouldn't like the job of getting that semen into them barrels either before or after that accident!

BBDBB · 05-09-2011 07:53PM

Elohim wrote: »

Well a few weeks ago a few barrels of bull semen fell off a bus. I wouldn't like the job of getting that semen into them barrels either before or after that accident!

yeah, picking out the gravel must have been a hell of a job

What job wouldnt you do?

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