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Most Inappropriate Thing You Have Witnessed

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  • #32
    lynchy101
    Closed Accounts Posts: 229 ✭✭lynchy101


    busyliving wrote: »
    I once heard of a man, approach a women and a child...

    He ask the women, how much for the child...

    Needless to say, the man was quoted a very high price:D

    I didnt understand why your sentences didnt make sense.

    Then I saw you're from Limerick.


  • #33
    ColeTrain
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,681 ✭✭✭ColeTrain


    A couple of years ago I was parked in the local Supervalu carpark waiting to collect a mate from a nightclub near by.

    Was sitting bored off my head when suddenly I saw something move in the bushes. On closer inspection it was two 'yang ones going at it hammer and tong - dirty cnuts but I had the perfect view and would have had to look down not to see, all I needed was the popcorn :)


  • #34
    Brain Stroking
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,874 ✭✭✭Brain Stroking


    Looked in the mirror and saw my dad having sex with me. One of the most inappropriate things i have ever witnessed


  • #35
    pow wow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,288 ✭✭✭pow wow


    I was on a bus in Brooklyn and this old guy sitting a couple of rows away pulled down his pants and took a dump on the seat. It was the last bus of the evening back to the city so we all had to sit there with our hands over our gobs, windows wide open with the driver screeching down the radio to the base 'some dude just sh!t on my bus man!!'. Still get the reaches when I think of the scent.


  • #36
    orangebud
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 251 ✭✭orangebud


    waking home by the railway line in galway 1 sunny afternoon so a couple of Travelers at it, i felt sick but the crowd didnt seem to mind


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  • #37
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    Up towards Renmore was it.?


  • #38
    MarkR
    Moderators, Regional Midwest Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 11,397 Mod ✭✭✭✭MarkR


    orangebud wrote: »
    waking home by the railway line in galway 1 sunny afternoon so a couple of nags at it, i felt sick but the crowd didnt seem to mind

    What, horses?


  • #39
    orangebud
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 251 ✭✭orangebud


    FlutterinBantam wrote: »
    Up towards Renmore was it.?

    On the Bus station side, on the left before the bridge


  • #40
    bnt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,244 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    Years ago, when I was living in South Africa, I was on the local committee of a social group (similar to Rotary International), and we went to a national conference in Johannesburg around 1989. One afternoon, the national president of the organisation invited a bunch of us back to his house nearby. This guy ... in his 30s, his day job was as a chef in the South African Air Force, catering to VIPs. and his kitchen cupboards were full of imported things he'd "liberated": caviar, oysters, champagne - you name it, he had it.

    That wasn't the problem - we all dug in without qualms. ("Blerry Generals - serves them right!") After lunch, we settled down in the living room for a chat, and he popped a tape in to the VCR. A tape of hard-core pornography. On purpose, not by accident. I should mention, at this point, that there were a couple of women among his guests, including the deputy president.

    There was no fuss, no crying, not even an awkward crossing of legs, and no-one bolted for the door ... but by the end of the conference, this guy was no longer the national president of the organisation. :rolleyes:

    Government resting upon the will and universal suffrage of the people has no anchorage except in the people's intelligence.

    — Grover Cleveland



  • #41
    pow wow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,288 ✭✭✭pow wow


    Is the end of that sentence 'and I was no longer a virgin'? :eek:


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  • #42
    scwazrh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 2,994 ✭✭✭scwazrh


    Hello my real name is Tom


  • #43
    Fulton Crown
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,493 ✭✭✭Fulton Crown


    scwazrh wrote: »
    Hello my real name is Tom

    Good man Tom...can't wait for your hundreth post....bound to be a cracker Dude !


  • #44
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    orangebud wrote: »
    On the Bus station side, on the left before the bridge

    Ok, got your fix.

    Good post son.


  • #45
    scwazrh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 2,994 ✭✭✭scwazrh


    Fulton Crown wrote: »
    Good man Tom...can't wait for your hundreth post....bound to be a cracker Dude !

    This time the teacher gets involved


  • #46
    MajorMax
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 865 ✭✭✭MajorMax


    chopperbyrne wrote: »
    Two examples of something truly disgusting.

    A girl I work with and my next-door neighbour smoking while heavily pregnant.

    I know this skank who, when she got knocked up, insisted that her doctor told her it was ok to keep smoking & drinking. When anyone questioned her on her Doctor's name she always got very vague and changed the subject. I pity that little single mother's allowance baby.


  • #47
    MajorMax
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 865 ✭✭✭MajorMax


    The most inappropiate thing I ever saw was one night I was walking on the North circular road near Fitzgibbon street.
    This 2 ton tessie waddling down the road ahead of me wearing a pair of leggings, under the sort of stress usually found in tectonic plates 30 seconds before "The big one", scoffing a mid sized third world countries GNP worth of chips suddenly lurches to a stop.
    She/it spreads her/it's tree trunk thighs (I call them thighs because they were about midway between her/it's bulbous knees and her/it's .....shudder.....arse) and without any attempt to alter her/it's clothing lets loose a stream of pish right on the pavement. I don't know if you've ever seen a cow or horse have a slash but this was worse. She/it then turned to the dole warrior shambling alongside her/it and bellows "Ah jaysus I was bursting" spraying him with half chewed chips in the process.

    Needless to say I was a little turned on


  • #48
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    :eek:

    She pissed through a set of jocks and leggings and still gushed like a cow!!

    Down the insides of her thighs surely.?


    I call shenannigans.


    No-one could have a gusher like that.


    Fess up man.


  • #49
    MajorMax
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 865 ✭✭✭MajorMax


    FlutterinBantam wrote: »
    :eek:

    She pissed through a set of jocks and leggings and still gushed like a cow!!

    Down the insides of her thighs surely.?


    I call shenannigans.


    No-one could have a gusher like that.


    Fess up man.

    No it happened, I couldn't believe it either, just imagine the pressure of all that blubber on her bladder ans it might help explain it. I was stunned


  • #50
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    MajorMax wrote: »
    No it happened, I couldn't believe it either, just imagine the pressure of all that blubber on her bladder ans it might help explain it. I was stunned

    Ok ok Major, point taken, just that her twattie would be buried in mounds of 'hang' and I surmised she wouldn't get the appropriate 'clearance' for such a feat.

    The thin ones can do it, but the fatties find it difficult to get the 'spread' over the 'rim of the gulch' as it were.

    But you were there and saw it, so I accept the evidence as presented.

    My apologies sir.


  • #51
    PseudoFamous
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,514 ✭✭✭PseudoFamous


    When I was a lad on a trip to the Gaeiltacht for the first time, and just after getting accustomed to the place, we saw a naked runner.
    Now, this runner wasn't completely naked in that he was still wearing his socks and nikes. He was running towards us, on the other side of a crossroads. In front of him was a pack of girls. Instead of running around them, he decided to exclaim "Cailiní!" and run through them. Screams and girls jumping over walls followed. He was hung like a donkey. When we mentioned it to the bean an tí, she passed it off and told us that he did it every week.

    Strange place, the Wesht.


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  • #52
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    As my old Bean a' Tí used to say "A fhlutter tá tú crochta cosúil leis an

    asail,seas síos a mhicín, agus cuirfhid me snas ar do cnoibín"


    Right rattler she was.


  • #53
    SheFiend
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 362 ✭✭SheFiend


    Relative physically forcing his crying son to kiss the (fairly badly busted up) corpse of his cousin.

    No lie. Hand on back of neck, pushing his head down into the coffin.
    Poor kid was a bit shook after.


  • #54
    later12
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,298 ✭✭✭✭later12


    FlutterinBantam wrote: »
    As my old Bean a' Tí used to say "A fhlutter tá tú crochta cosúil leis an

    asail,seas síos a mhicín, agus cuirfhid me snas ar do cnoibín"


    Right rattler she was.

    Was she not a native speaker, then?


  • #55
    later12
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,298 ✭✭✭✭later12


    MajorMax wrote: »
    The most inappropiate thing I ever saw was one night I was walking on the North circular road near Fitzgibbon street.
    This 2 ton tessie waddling down the road ahead of me wearing a pair of leggings, under the sort of stress usually found in tectonic plates 30 seconds before "The big one", scoffing a mid sized third world countries GNP worth of chips suddenly lurches to a stop.
    She/it spreads her/it's tree trunk thighs (I call them thighs because they were about midway between her/it's bulbous knees and her/it's .....shudder.....arse) and without any attempt to alter her/it's clothing lets loose a stream of pish right on the pavement. I don't know if you've ever seen a cow or horse have a slash but this was worse. She/it then turned to the dole warrior shambling alongside her/it and bellows "Ah jaysus I was bursting" spraying him with half chewed chips in the process.

    Needless to say I was a little turned on
    I don't even care if this is untrue, I really did lol.


  • #56
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    later10 wrote: »
    Was she not a native speaker, then?

    Right rattler.... like I said M'kay:rolleyes:


  • #57
    lynchy101
    Closed Accounts Posts: 229 ✭✭lynchy101


    yeah


  • #58
    El_Dangeroso
    Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 5,620 ✭✭✭El_Dangeroso


    When moving into a flat the girl who lived upstairs came down to meet us. She asked us if we were the one's moving in and we said we were.

    Then she places her hand upon her chest in an expression of pure relief and exclaims. 'OH THANK GOD you're not black people!'

    We just stood in stunned silence until she left. Needless to say she turned out to be the cunt bitch neighbour from hell.


  • #59
    Redhairedguy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,711 ✭✭✭Redhairedguy


    PseudoFamous wrote: »
    When I was a lad on a trip to the Gaeiltacht for the first time, and just after getting accustomed to the place, we saw a naked runner.
    Now, this runner wasn't completely naked in that he was still wearing his socks and nikes. He was running towards us, on the other side of a crossroads. In front of him was a pack of girls. Instead of running around them, he decided to exclaim "Cailiní!" and run through them. Screams and girls jumping over walls followed. He was hung like a donkey. When we mentioned it to the bean an tí, she passed it off and told us that he did it every week.

    Strange place, the Wesht.

    Was this in Connemara? Because I believe you might have met auld 'Psycho Mickey' Jaysus, he's touched is that fella. He still wanders about with his gonger out for the world to see, can't really get the same velocity as much any more though. :(


  • #60
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    I was walking to school one morning through Galway city centre when I saw an old woman well known around town for being a bit eccentric. She proceeded to squat down on the ground at the side of the road. Curious, I watched wondering why she'd do that.
    I quickly realised as it became visibly and unmistakably clear that she was having a ****e.

    "Oh my" I thought, and quickly went on my way.

    Which reminds me of Leaving Cert results night two years ago when I passed a girl with her skirt hitched up and arse hanging over the canal pissing away and chatting to her friend at the same time.
    Lovely.

    Not so much inappropriate but disgusting (hang on though, surely if it's disgusting and in public it's inappropriate? Anyway..) Was walking in Salthill with crowds around for the then-annual Air Show, and was passed by a local wino ambling through the crowds with two long streams of snot hanging from both nostrils, quite literally reaching to about an inch off the ground.


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  • #61
    entropi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,731 ✭✭✭✭entropi


    Fair few of these stories coming out of Galway haha, could it be the most inappropriate county in Ireland?:pac:


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