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Most Inappropriate Thing You Have Witnessed

  • 30-08-2011 06:34PM
    #1
    lynchy101
    Closed Accounts Posts: 229 ✭✭


    In school last year we had a prayer service in seperate classrooms.One of the lads in my class,lets call him Tom, had an uncle pass away and we started to say a special prayer.Miday through the prayer I look over at Tom.Hes grinning like a chesire cat.Underneath his desk I see the school slut giving him a blowjob.
    He just winked at me.
    I was morto.

    What about you?


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  • #2
    later12
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,298 ✭✭✭✭later12


    Aboy Tom.

    I'd say one Christmas night as a child when my grandparents, who always slept in separate bedrooms, went to bed together.

    Even my parents gave a little shudder, in fact that's probably the reason I remember it.


  • #3
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    Shenanigans. I'm calling them.


  • #4
    fontanalis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,619 ✭✭✭fontanalis


    The futures so bright I'm wearing shades.


  • #5
    Stinicker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,098 ✭✭✭Stinicker


    High five Tom


  • #6
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    lynchy101 wrote: »
    In school last year we had a prayer service in seperate classrooms.One of the lads in my class,lets call him Tom, had an uncle pass away and we started to say a special prayer.Miday through the prayer I look over at Tom.Hes grinning like a chesire cat.Underneath his desk I see the school slut giving him a blowjob.
    He just winked at me.
    I was morto.

    What about you?


    What about me?

    Take yourself and that big boner you are nursing upstairs and 'cut one off'.

    Might stop those Walter Mitty ideas you have.;)


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  • #7
    parker kent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,289 ✭✭✭parker kent


    If I was really sad, I be much happier with a blow job than a crappy prayer service. That girl is the real hero.

    Also the story sounds like BS.


  • #8
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    FlutterinBantam wrote: »
    What about me?

    Take yourself and that big boner you are nursing upstairs and 'cut one off'.

    Might stop those Walter Mitty ideas you have.;)

    Is that not used as slang for taking a dump? Maybe "pinching out the aftermath"?


  • #9
    later12
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,298 ✭✭✭✭later12


    Cutting one off?

    That doesn't sound very romantic.


  • #10
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    chin_grin wrote: »
    Is that not used as slang for taking a dump? Maybe "pinching out the aftermath"?

    :o

    Your frikken right, what I meant was 'take the edge off' or something.

    Well spotted!!


  • #11
    jokettle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,419 ✭✭✭✭jokettle


    Walking into town (Dublin City Centre, before anyone gets pissy) a few months ago, and a few guys are peeing against the wall on Nassau St. Not really a bit deal; it's gross, but happens so much I'm used to it.

    Then I spotted the girls who were with the group of lads, hunched over just a few metres away from them, squatting on the ground and peeing away. One of them was angled in such a way that the pee arced up in an almost graceful curve.....

    Urgh!


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  • #12
    Little Miss Lady
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 188 ✭✭Little Miss Lady


    Seeing an ex boss give some guy a handjob in the middle of a night club.


  • #13
    Sonics2k
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,037 ✭✭✭Sonics2k


    Tom's a legend :D


  • #14
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    Sonics2k wrote: »
    Tom's a legend :D

    Oh you know him too? Jaysus everyone knows Tall Tale Tom.


  • #15
    later12
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,298 ✭✭✭✭later12


    Well this thread isn't turning out the way you expected, is it, OP.


  • #16
    -Kenny-
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 390 ✭✭-Kenny-


    Induction day in Secondary school for 6th years a few years back. Principal comes in, since its the first day back people can be a bit rowdy so ofcourse as soon as he started talking the "wheyyyy, wheyyyyyy" chants started.

    Principal then said " Lads please stop my mother died last week and im still just getting over it "
    Needless to say people shut up and there was a sense of guilt in the air until all you hear from down the back was one voice just going ".....WHEYYYYYYY"

    Slack :(


  • #17
    Poor Uncle Tom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,547 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    Sonics2k wrote: »
    Tom's a legend :D
    :o aaw shucks....:p


  • #18
    du Maurier
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,198 ✭✭✭du Maurier


    FlutterinBantam wrote: »
    :o

    Your frikken right, what I meant was 'take the edge off' or something.

    Well spotted!!

    Finally, your filthy idiomatic phrases have got all garbled and you were put in your place. That'll teach you!:pac:


  • #19
    lynchy101
    Closed Accounts Posts: 229 ✭✭lynchy101


    later10 wrote: »
    Well this thread isn't turning out the way you expected, is it, OP.

    Yeah,Tits or GTFO


  • #20
    MugMugs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,871 ✭✭✭✭MugMugs


    Dirty Bitch. Tell her my granny died in April!


  • #21
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    du Maurier wrote: »
    Finally, your filthy idiomatic phrases have got all garbled and you were put in your place. That'll teach you!:pac:

    Cut me some slack man, I'm all broke up here, and bent out of shape.

    Sorry!!


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  • #22
    Bigcheeze
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,857 ✭✭✭Bigcheeze


    MugMugs wrote: »
    Dirty Bitch. Tell her my granny died in April!

    Who are you, Stephen Ireland ?


  • #23
    aujopimur
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,952 ✭✭✭aujopimur


    I hope this gets better.


  • #24
    chopperbyrne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,143 ✭✭✭✭chopperbyrne


    Two examples of something truly disgusting.

    A girl I work with and my next-door neighbour smoking while heavily pregnant.


  • #25
    MugMugs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,871 ✭✭✭✭MugMugs


    Bigcheeze wrote: »
    MugMugs wrote: »
    Dirty Bitch. Tell her my granny died in April!

    Who are you, Stephen Ireland ?

    I'll be whoever you want me to be precious.


  • #26
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    FlutterinBantam wrote: »
    :o

    Your frikken right, what I meant was 'take the edge off' or something.

    Well spotted!!

    Typing with one hand Flutt :D


  • #27
    4leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,940 ✭✭✭4leto


    I seen pregnant and pissed a few times in Dub, which just looks wrong.


  • #28
    up for anything
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,791 ✭✭✭up for anything


    MugMugs wrote: »
    Dirty Bitch. Tell her my granny died in April!

    Not again. :rolleyes: I can give you a recommendation for a therapist. Are all women dirty bitches to you or just sexually active ones? A profiler would infer that your propensity to denigrate women like this comes from childhood influences.


  • #29
    lynchy101
    Closed Accounts Posts: 229 ✭✭lynchy101


    up for anything wrote: »
    Not again. :rolleyes: I can give you a recommendation for a therapist. Are all women dirty bitches to you or just sexually active ones? A profiler would infer that your propensity to denigrate women like this comes from childhood influences.

    Not all women.Just the ones who give blowjobs under desks in full classrooms.


  • #30
    busyliving
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,428 ✭✭✭busyliving


    I once heard of a man, approach a women and a child...

    He ask the women, how much for the child...

    Needless to say, the man was quoted a very high price:D


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  • #31
    up for anything
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,791 ✭✭✭up for anything


    lynchy101 wrote: »
    Not all women.Just the ones who give blowjobs under desks in full classrooms.

    Yore ma! :p


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