Most Inappropriate Thing You Have Witnessed

lynchy101

In school last year we had a prayer service in seperate classrooms.One of the lads in my class,lets call him Tom, had an uncle pass away and we started to say a special prayer.Miday through the prayer I look over at Tom.Hes grinning like a chesire cat.Underneath his desk I see the school slut giving him a blowjob.
He just winked at me.
I was morto.

What about you?

later12

Aboy Tom.

I'd say one Christmas night as a child when my grandparents, who always slept in separate bedrooms, went to bed together.

Even my parents gave a little shudder, in fact that's probably the reason I remember it.

chin_grin

Shenanigans. I'm calling them.

fontanalis

The futures so bright I'm wearing shades.

Stinicker

High five Tom

FlutterinBantam

lynchy101 wrote: »

In school last year we had a prayer service in seperate classrooms.One of the lads in my class,lets call him Tom, had an uncle pass away and we started to say a special prayer.Miday through the prayer I look over at Tom.Hes grinning like a chesire cat.Underneath his desk I see the school slut giving him a blowjob.
He just winked at me.
I was morto.

What about you?

What about me?

Take yourself and that big boner you are nursing upstairs and 'cut one off'.

Might stop those Walter Mitty ideas you have.;)

parker kent

If I was really sad, I be much happier with a blow job than a crappy prayer service. That girl is the real hero.

Also the story sounds like BS.

chin_grin

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

What about me?

Take yourself and that big boner you are nursing upstairs and 'cut one off'.

Might stop those Walter Mitty ideas you have.;)

Is that not used as slang for taking a dump? Maybe "pinching out the aftermath"?

later12

Cutting one off?

That doesn't sound very romantic.

FlutterinBantam

chin_grin wrote: »

Is that not used as slang for taking a dump? Maybe "pinching out the aftermath"?

Your frikken right, what I meant was 'take the edge off' or something.

Well spotted!!

jokettle

Walking into town (Dublin City Centre, before anyone gets pissy) a few months ago, and a few guys are peeing against the wall on Nassau St. Not really a bit deal; it's gross, but happens so much I'm used to it.

Then I spotted the girls who were with the group of lads, hunched over just a few metres away from them, squatting on the ground and peeing away. One of them was angled in such a way that the pee arced up in an almost graceful curve.....

Urgh!

Little Miss Lady

Seeing an ex boss give some guy a handjob in the middle of a night club.

Sonics2k

Tom's a legend

chin_grin

Sonics2k wrote: »

Tom's a legend

Oh you know him too? Jaysus everyone knows Tall Tale Tom.

later12

Well this thread isn't turning out the way you expected, is it, OP.

-Kenny-

Induction day in Secondary school for 6th years a few years back. Principal comes in, since its the first day back people can be a bit rowdy so ofcourse as soon as he started talking the "wheyyyy, wheyyyyyy" chants started.

Principal then said " Lads please stop my mother died last week and im still just getting over it "
Needless to say people shut up and there was a sense of guilt in the air until all you hear from down the back was one voice just going ".....WHEYYYYYYY"

Slack

Poor Uncle Tom

Sonics2k wrote: »

Tom's a legend

aaw shucks....:p

du Maurier

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Your frikken right, what I meant was 'take the edge off' or something.

Well spotted!!

Finally, your filthy idiomatic phrases have got all garbled and you were put in your place. That'll teach you!:pac:

lynchy101

later10 wrote: »

Well this thread isn't turning out the way you expected, is it, OP.

Yeah,Tits or GTFO

MugMugs

Dirty Bitch. Tell her my granny died in April!

FlutterinBantam

du Maurier wrote: »

Finally, your filthy idiomatic phrases have got all garbled and you were put in your place. That'll teach you!:pac:

Cut me some slack man, I'm all broke up here, and bent out of shape.

Sorry!!

Bigcheeze

MugMugs wrote: »

Dirty Bitch. Tell her my granny died in April!

Who are you, Stephen Ireland ?

aujopimur

I hope this gets better.

chopperbyrne

Two examples of something truly disgusting.

A girl I work with and my next-door neighbour smoking while heavily pregnant.

MugMugs

Bigcheeze wrote: »

MugMugs wrote: »

Dirty Bitch. Tell her my granny died in April!

Who are you, Stephen Ireland ?

I'll be whoever you want me to be precious.

hondasam

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Your frikken right, what I meant was 'take the edge off' or something.

Well spotted!!

Typing with one hand Flutt

4leto

I seen pregnant and pissed a few times in Dub, which just looks wrong.

up for anything

MugMugs wrote: »

Dirty Bitch. Tell her my granny died in April!

Not again. :rolleyes: I can give you a recommendation for a therapist. Are all women dirty bitches to you or just sexually active ones? A profiler would infer that your propensity to denigrate women like this comes from childhood influences.

lynchy101

up for anything wrote: »

Not again. :rolleyes: I can give you a recommendation for a therapist. Are all women dirty bitches to you or just sexually active ones? A profiler would infer that your propensity to denigrate women like this comes from childhood influences.

Not all women.Just the ones who give blowjobs under desks in full classrooms.

busyliving

I once heard of a man, approach a women and a child...

He ask the women, how much for the child...

Needless to say, the man was quoted a very high price:D

up for anything

lynchy101 wrote: »

Not all women.Just the ones who give blowjobs under desks in full classrooms.

Yore ma!

lynchy101

busyliving wrote: »

I once heard of a man, approach a women and a child...

He ask the women, how much for the child...

Needless to say, the man was quoted a very high price:D

I didnt understand why your sentences didnt make sense.

Then I saw you're from Limerick.

ColeTrain

A couple of years ago I was parked in the local Supervalu carpark waiting to collect a mate from a nightclub near by.

Was sitting bored off my head when suddenly I saw something move in the bushes. On closer inspection it was two 'yang ones going at it hammer and tong - dirty cnuts but I had the perfect view and would have had to look down not to see, all I needed was the popcorn

Brain Stroking

Looked in the mirror and saw my dad having sex with me. One of the most inappropriate things i have ever witnessed

pow wow

I was on a bus in Brooklyn and this old guy sitting a couple of rows away pulled down his pants and took a dump on the seat. It was the last bus of the evening back to the city so we all had to sit there with our hands over our gobs, windows wide open with the driver screeching down the radio to the base 'some dude just sh!t on my bus man!!'. Still get the reaches when I think of the scent.

orangebud

waking home by the railway line in galway 1 sunny afternoon so a couple of Travelers at it, i felt sick but the crowd didnt seem to mind

FlutterinBantam

Up towards Renmore was it.?

MarkR

orangebud wrote: »

waking home by the railway line in galway 1 sunny afternoon so a couple of nags at it, i felt sick but the crowd didnt seem to mind

What, horses?

orangebud

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Up towards Renmore was it.?

On the Bus station side, on the left before the bridge

bnt

Years ago, when I was living in South Africa, I was on the local committee of a social group (similar to Rotary International), and we went to a national conference in Johannesburg around 1989. One afternoon, the national president of the organisation invited a bunch of us back to his house nearby. This guy ... in his 30s, his day job was as a chef in the South African Air Force, catering to VIPs. and his kitchen cupboards were full of imported things he'd "liberated": caviar, oysters, champagne - you name it, he had it.

That wasn't the problem - we all dug in without qualms. ("Blerry Generals - serves them right!") After lunch, we settled down in the living room for a chat, and he popped a tape in to the VCR. A tape of hard-core pornography. On purpose, not by accident. I should mention, at this point, that there were a couple of women among his guests, including the deputy president.

There was no fuss, no crying, not even an awkward crossing of legs, and no-one bolted for the door ... but by the end of the conference, this guy was no longer the national president of the organisation. :rolleyes:

pow wow

Is the end of that sentence 'and I was no longer a virgin'? :eek:

scwazrh

Hello my real name is Tom

Fulton Crown

scwazrh wrote: »

Hello my real name is Tom

Good man Tom...can't wait for your hundreth post....bound to be a cracker Dude !

FlutterinBantam

orangebud wrote: »

On the Bus station side, on the left before the bridge

Ok, got your fix.

Good post son.

scwazrh

Fulton Crown wrote: »

Good man Tom...can't wait for your hundreth post....bound to be a cracker Dude !

This time the teacher gets involved

MajorMax

chopperbyrne wrote: »

Two examples of something truly disgusting.

A girl I work with and my next-door neighbour smoking while heavily pregnant.

I know this skank who, when she got knocked up, insisted that her doctor told her it was ok to keep smoking & drinking. When anyone questioned her on her Doctor's name she always got very vague and changed the subject. I pity that little single mother's allowance baby.

MajorMax

The most inappropiate thing I ever saw was one night I was walking on the North circular road near Fitzgibbon street.
This 2 ton tessie waddling down the road ahead of me wearing a pair of leggings, under the sort of stress usually found in tectonic plates 30 seconds before "The big one", scoffing a mid sized third world countries GNP worth of chips suddenly lurches to a stop.
She/it spreads her/it's tree trunk thighs (I call them thighs because they were about midway between her/it's bulbous knees and her/it's .....shudder.....arse) and without any attempt to alter her/it's clothing lets loose a stream of pish right on the pavement. I don't know if you've ever seen a cow or horse have a slash but this was worse. She/it then turned to the dole warrior shambling alongside her/it and bellows "Ah jaysus I was bursting" spraying him with half chewed chips in the process.

Needless to say I was a little turned on

FlutterinBantam

:eek:

She pissed through a set of jocks and leggings and still gushed like a cow!!

Down the insides of her thighs surely.?


I call shenannigans.


No-one could have a gusher like that.


Fess up man.

MajorMax

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

:eek:

She pissed through a set of jocks and leggings and still gushed like a cow!!

Down the insides of her thighs surely.?


I call shenannigans.


No-one could have a gusher like that.


Fess up man.

No it happened, I couldn't believe it either, just imagine the pressure of all that blubber on her bladder ans it might help explain it. I was stunned

FlutterinBantam

MajorMax wrote: »

No it happened, I couldn't believe it either, just imagine the pressure of all that blubber on her bladder ans it might help explain it. I was stunned

Ok ok Major, point taken, just that her twattie would be buried in mounds of 'hang' and I surmised she wouldn't get the appropriate 'clearance' for such a feat.

The thin ones can do it, but the fatties find it difficult to get the 'spread' over the 'rim of the gulch' as it were.

But you were there and saw it, so I accept the evidence as presented.

My apologies sir.

PseudoFamous

When I was a lad on a trip to the Gaeiltacht for the first time, and just after getting accustomed to the place, we saw a naked runner.
Now, this runner wasn't completely naked in that he was still wearing his socks and nikes. He was running towards us, on the other side of a crossroads. In front of him was a pack of girls. Instead of running around them, he decided to exclaim "Cailiní!" and run through them. Screams and girls jumping over walls followed. He was hung like a donkey. When we mentioned it to the bean an tí, she passed it off and told us that he did it every week.

Strange place, the Wesht.