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  • #32
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,916 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    You cant beat the aul hairy milf snatch porn.


  • #33
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    I just had a dream I was watching porn with antique figurines. Most of it was about the painting of them, not sure what the glaze was...


  • #34
    Ally Dick
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,822 ✭✭✭✭Ally Dick


    When I was younger I used to read pornography in braille. I used to get excited by rubbing the pages together


  • #35
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    Ally Dick wrote: »
    When I was younger I used to read pornography in braille. I used to get excited by rubbing the pages together


    So did you start out blind? Or did you end up blind?


  • #36
    booboo88
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,107 ✭✭✭booboo88


    Chuck Stone wrote: »
    Don't be shy; touch my bum.
    are you one of the cheeky girls?:eek:
    141_Oscar_Mike wrote: »
    Lulz

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgkLAlznZxg

    im afraid to press play:eek:


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  • #37
    Teyla Emmagan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,638 ✭✭✭Teyla Emmagan


    It's all good bar the fake moaning - so distracting!!!


  • #38
    pragmatic1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    Temptamperu wrote: »
    Tnaflix /thread
    xhamster FTW.


  • #39
    pragmatic1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    Dont really like professional porn unless its filthy. Amateur is much better.


  • #40
    booboo88
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,107 ✭✭✭booboo88


    Teyla Emmagan wrote: »
    It's all good bar the fake moaning - so distracting!!!

    theres a mute button for that ;)


  • #41
    Teyla Emmagan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,638 ✭✭✭Teyla Emmagan


    booboo88 wrote: »
    theres a mute button for that ;)

    Yeah, but, I like SOME audio!!


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  • #42
    The Scientician
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,724 ✭✭✭The Scientician


    It's really distracting when you find porn with people you know from real life in it.
    "Should I be fapping to this or texting them?"


  • #43
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    Does this fit in with the OPs description?

    NSFW

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNARJPNz2CA


  • #44
    booboo88
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,107 ✭✭✭booboo88


    Teyla Emmagan wrote: »
    Yeah, but, I like SOME audio!!

    nah, the fake moaning really is cringe worthy.........i mean we've all fake moaned, and its never that dramatic:rolleyes:


  • #45
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    The Scientician wrote: »
    It's really distracting when you find porn with people you know from real life in it.
    "Should I be fapping to this or texting them?"

    ha! a few weeks ago found one of them, girl I use to know years ago and REALLY fancy too.. the time I found her porn vid on redtube was like christmas!! shes a professional pornstar now :eek::D:)


    pragmatic1 wrote: »
    Dont really like professional porn unless its filthy. Amateur is much better.

    filthy like 2 girls 1 cup?


  • #46
    Ally Dick
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,822 ✭✭✭✭Ally Dick


    If they took all the porn off the internet, there'd be one site left - www.wheresalltheporngone.com


  • #47
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    The Scientician wrote: »
    It's really distracting when you find porn with people you know from real life in it.
    "Should I be fapping to this or texting them?"

    yeah, hate when that happens.


  • #48
    jamesie_boy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 161 ✭✭jamesie_boy


    orourkeda wrote: »
    You cant beat the aul hairy milf snatch porn.


    Legend of the highest order. Please salute this man!


  • #49
    Ally Dick
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,822 ✭✭✭✭Ally Dick


    Corvus Maximus wrote: »
    So did you start out blind? Or did you end up blind?

    I robbed that braille comment from Woody Allen's "Bananas" film...


  • #50
    Ally Dick
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,822 ✭✭✭✭Ally Dick


    Saila wrote: »
    filthy like 2 girls 1 cup?

    That's seriously nasty shit - literally


  • #51
    FesterBeatty
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 406 ✭✭FesterBeatty


    Im typing this with my left hand..


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  • #52
    Lady von Purple
    Closed Accounts Posts: 318 ✭✭Lady von Purple


    Ally Dick wrote: »
    I robbed that braille comment from Woody Allen's "Bananas" film...
    And the wheresalltheporngone line from Scrubs, if I'm not mistaken? Then again, it is a fairly accurate assessment, you might just think along the same lines as Dr. Cox... P.S. Porn = Yay.


  • #53
    Acacia
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,816 ✭✭✭Acacia


    Random observations:

    You start off like "I'll just look up this one video and I'll be done in ten minutes, a nice quick fap..."

    *two hours later and about fifty tabs open*


    "Damn, that was good... Ah I'm wasting my life..."


  • #54
    flanum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,107 ✭✭✭flanum


    thanks to internet porn, i now know what "sybian" and "POV" mean!


  • #55
    Ally Dick
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,822 ✭✭✭✭Ally Dick


    Thanks to porn, I have really hairy palms


  • #56
    spitfireIRL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 491 ✭✭spitfireIRL


    Saila wrote: »
    ha! a few weeks ago found one of them, girl I use to know years ago and REALLY fancy too.. the time I found her porn vid on redtube was like christmas!! shes a professional pornstar now
    can't believe I'm the first to say this... Link?


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