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Just another porn thread

  • 28-08-2011 5:35pm
    #1
    Sponge Bob
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 25,234 ✭✭✭✭


    This porn thread will not have a poll, does not involve relationships and does not single out males as inveterate porn watchers.

    It is for fragments of observations on porn generally. So enjoy!


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Comments

  • #2
    Paarse Krokodil
    Closed Accounts Posts: 100 ✭✭Paarse Krokodil


    Porn is boring


  • #3
    im invisible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,372 ✭✭✭im invisible


    its great the way you get older, but the 'actresses' stay the same age, or get younger, if you find their earlier stuff....


  • #4
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    ok so whats the point of this one then


  • #5
    Esoteric_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,255 ✭✭✭✭Esoteric_


    Sorry, can't enjoy this thread, too busy fapping.


  • #6
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    I enjoyed the sport today, no porn involved except in my head.


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  • #7
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    Paarse Krokodil wrote: »
    Porn is boring

    you're doing it wrong











    *awaits 556 thanks*


  • #8
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    Don't be shy; touch my bum.


  • #9
    minidazzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Paarse Krokodil wrote: »
    Porn is boring
    True amatuer is your friend.

    I feel I have reached a limit in porn where I have seen it all and done most so now it doesn't hold the same excitement.


  • #10
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    Sponge Bob wrote: »
    It is for fragments of observations on porn generally. So enjoy!

    porn is awesome


  • #11
    fonecrusher1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,706 ✭✭✭fonecrusher1


    If you dont watch porn you're a pervert.:)


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  • #12
    Paarse Krokodil
    Closed Accounts Posts: 100 ✭✭Paarse Krokodil


    Saila wrote: »
    you're doing it wrong
    *awai

    The people in the porn are doing it wrong. I just look at it and think "pfft n00bs trying to ****"


  • #13
    Sponge Bob
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 25,234 ✭✭✭✭Sponge Bob


    Don't hold it so Minidazzler, stick it in the freezer maybe :p


  • #14
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Thread needs a centrefold or page 3 pic , just for the tit ..tit ..tit..titillation


  • #15
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    Latchy wrote: »
    Thread needs a centrefold or page 3 pic , just for the tit ..tit ..tit..titillation

    page 3? the 90's are calling, and they want their 56k modem back too


  • #16
    Temptamperu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    Porn is great, me and the OH love it :cool:


  • #17
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    Paarse Krokodil wrote: »
    Porn is boring
    Saila wrote: »
    you're doing it wrong
    Paarse Krokodil wrote: »
    The people in the porn are doing it wrong. I just look at it and think "pfft n00bs trying to ****"

    ok I was joking, but now I think you actually are doing it wrong :p


  • #18
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Saila wrote: »
    page 3? the 90's are calling, and they want their 56k modem back too
    That 46k modem is locked up in the shed along with the commodore 90 waiting for relocation to a museam .


  • #19
    gernon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 454 ✭✭gernon


    Come on someone at least stick up a few links for our perusal :p


  • #20
    argosy2006
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,210 ✭✭✭argosy2006


    gernon wrote: »
    Come on someone at least stick up a few links for our perusal :p

    isn't tube galore the one and only site you need?


  • #21
    py2006
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,844 ✭✭✭py2006


    You will never meet a woman that looks as good as they done on the phony movies!!


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  • #22
    tan11ie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,056 ✭✭✭tan11ie


    py2006 wrote: »
    You will never meet a woman that looks as good as they done on the phony movies!!

    That's because they're imported from outer space for your viewing pleasure ;)


  • #23
    J. Marston
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,270 ✭✭✭✭J. Marston


    I watched some rape porn today.



    Man United 8-2 Arsenal. Ba-dum tish! I'm here all week!


    *Crickets*


  • #24
    gernon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 454 ✭✭gernon


    argosy2006 wrote: »
    isn't tube galore the one and only site you need?

    youporn is better it doesn't open new windows on every click


  • #25
    westendgirlie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,125 ✭✭✭westendgirlie


    hondasam wrote: »
    I enjoyed the sport today, no porn involved except in my head.

    Practising safe sex is always advisable :)


  • #26
    Alter-Ego
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,324 ✭✭✭Alter-Ego


    I'd like to say that I fully endorse pornography.


  • #27
    Temptamperu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    gernon wrote: »
    youporn is better it doesn't open new windows on every click
    Tnaflix /thread


  • #28
    Killer Pigeon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,132 ✭✭✭Killer Pigeon


    Last week there was a spate of alcohol related threads, this week it's porn. AH really does typify the Irish psyche.


  • #29
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    Killer Pigeon wrote: »
    Last week there was a spate of alcohol related threads, this week it's porn. AH really does typify the Irish psyche.

    Yep, the pulse of the nation.

    It'll be back to scumbags next week


  • #30
    minidazzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    py2006 wrote: »
    You will never meet a woman that looks as good as they done on the phony movies!!

    Alot of times they look better, with the amount of makeup and camera work, they look fake, and ****. While there are alot of Porn sluts who look far better au natural.


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  • #31
    J. Marston
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,270 ✭✭✭✭J. Marston


    Killer Pigeon wrote: »
    Last week there was a spate of alcohol related threads, this week it's porn. AH really does typify the Irish psyche.

    They're a bit more craic than the usual dole and skanger threads at least.


  • #32
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    You cant beat the aul hairy milf snatch porn.


  • #33
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    I just had a dream I was watching porn with antique figurines. Most of it was about the painting of them, not sure what the glaze was...


  • #34
    Ally Dick
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,741 ✭✭✭✭Ally Dick


    When I was younger I used to read pornography in braille. I used to get excited by rubbing the pages together


  • #35
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    Ally Dick wrote: »
    When I was younger I used to read pornography in braille. I used to get excited by rubbing the pages together


    So did you start out blind? Or did you end up blind?


  • #36
    booboo88
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,107 ✭✭✭booboo88


    Chuck Stone wrote: »
    Don't be shy; touch my bum.
    are you one of the cheeky girls?:eek:
    141_Oscar_Mike wrote: »
    Lulz

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgkLAlznZxg

    im afraid to press play:eek:


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  • #37
    Teyla Emmagan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,641 ✭✭✭Teyla Emmagan


    It's all good bar the fake moaning - so distracting!!!


  • #38
    pragmatic1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    Temptamperu wrote: »
    Tnaflix /thread
    xhamster FTW.


  • #39
    pragmatic1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    Dont really like professional porn unless its filthy. Amateur is much better.


  • #40
    booboo88
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,107 ✭✭✭booboo88


    Teyla Emmagan wrote: »
    It's all good bar the fake moaning - so distracting!!!

    theres a mute button for that ;)


  • #41
    Teyla Emmagan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,641 ✭✭✭Teyla Emmagan


    booboo88 wrote: »
    theres a mute button for that ;)

    Yeah, but, I like SOME audio!!


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  • #42
    The Scientician
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,724 ✭✭✭The Scientician


    It's really distracting when you find porn with people you know from real life in it.
    "Should I be fapping to this or texting them?"


  • #43
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    Does this fit in with the OPs description?

    NSFW

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNARJPNz2CA


  • #44
    booboo88
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,107 ✭✭✭booboo88


    Teyla Emmagan wrote: »
    Yeah, but, I like SOME audio!!

    nah, the fake moaning really is cringe worthy.........i mean we've all fake moaned, and its never that dramatic:rolleyes:


  • #45
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    The Scientician wrote: »
    It's really distracting when you find porn with people you know from real life in it.
    "Should I be fapping to this or texting them?"

    ha! a few weeks ago found one of them, girl I use to know years ago and REALLY fancy too.. the time I found her porn vid on redtube was like christmas!! shes a professional pornstar now :eek::D:)


    pragmatic1 wrote: »
    Dont really like professional porn unless its filthy. Amateur is much better.

    filthy like 2 girls 1 cup?


  • #46
    Ally Dick
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,741 ✭✭✭✭Ally Dick


    If they took all the porn off the internet, there'd be one site left - www.wheresalltheporngone.com


  • #47
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    The Scientician wrote: »
    It's really distracting when you find porn with people you know from real life in it.
    "Should I be fapping to this or texting them?"

    yeah, hate when that happens.


  • #48
    jamesie_boy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 161 ✭✭jamesie_boy


    orourkeda wrote: »
    You cant beat the aul hairy milf snatch porn.


    Legend of the highest order. Please salute this man!


  • #49
    Ally Dick
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,741 ✭✭✭✭Ally Dick


    Corvus Maximus wrote: »
    So did you start out blind? Or did you end up blind?

    I robbed that braille comment from Woody Allen's "Bananas" film...


  • #50
    Ally Dick
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,741 ✭✭✭✭Ally Dick


    Saila wrote: »
    filthy like 2 girls 1 cup?

    That's seriously nasty shit - literally


  • #51
    FesterBeatty
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 406 ✭✭FesterBeatty


    Im typing this with my left hand..


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