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#32 28-08-2011 8:03pm
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You cant beat the aul hairy milf snatch porn.

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#33 28-08-2011 8:39pm
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I just had a dream I was watching porn with antique figurines. Most of it was about the painting of them, not sure what the glaze was...

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#34 28-08-2011 8:45pm
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When I was younger I used to read pornography in braille. I used to get excited by rubbing the pages together

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#35 28-08-2011 9:00pm
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Ally Dick wrote: »

When I was younger I used to read pornography in braille. I used to get excited by rubbing the pages together

So did you start out blind? Or did you end up blind?

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#36 28-08-2011 9:06pm
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Chuck Stone wrote: »

Don't be shy; touch my bum.

are you one of the cheeky girls?:eek:

141_Oscar_Mike wrote: »

Lulz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgkLAlznZxg

im afraid to press play:eek:

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#37 28-08-2011 9:08pm
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It's all good bar the fake moaning - so distracting!!!

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#38 28-08-2011 9:10pm
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I cant take any porn actress serious when shes belting a winner.

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#39 28-08-2011 9:29pm
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Temptamperu wrote: »

Tnaflix /thread

xhamster FTW.

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#40 28-08-2011 9:30pm
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Dont really like professional porn unless its filthy. Amateur is much better.

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#41 28-08-2011 9:32pm
booboo88

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Teyla Emmagan wrote: »

It's all good bar the fake moaning - so distracting!!!

theres a mute button for that

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#42 28-08-2011 9:34pm
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booboo88 wrote: »

theres a mute button for that

Yeah, but, I like SOME audio!!

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#43 28-08-2011 9:37pm
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It's really distracting when you find porn with people you know from real life in it.
"Should I be fapping to this or texting them?"

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#44 28-08-2011 9:42pm
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Does this fit in with the OPs description?

NSFW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNARJPNz2CA

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#45 28-08-2011 9:57pm
booboo88

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Teyla Emmagan wrote: »

Yeah, but, I like SOME audio!!

nah, the fake moaning really is cringe worthy.........i mean we've all fake moaned, and its never that dramatic:rolleyes:

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#46 28-08-2011 10:25pm
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The Scientician wrote: »

It's really distracting when you find porn with people you know from real life in it.
"Should I be fapping to this or texting them?"

ha! a few weeks ago found one of them, girl I use to know years ago and REALLY fancy too.. the time I found her porn vid on redtube was like christmas!! shes a professional pornstar now :eek::D:)

pragmatic1 wrote: »

Dont really like professional porn unless its filthy. Amateur is much better.

filthy like 2 girls 1 cup?

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#47 28-08-2011 11:17pm
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If they took all the porn off the internet, there'd be one site left - www.wheresalltheporngone.com

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#48 28-08-2011 11:20pm
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The Scientician wrote: »

It's really distracting when you find porn with people you know from real life in it.
"Should I be fapping to this or texting them?"

yeah, hate when that happens.

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#49 28-08-2011 11:34pm
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orourkeda wrote: »

You cant beat the aul hairy milf snatch porn.

Legend of the highest order. Please salute this man!

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#50 29-08-2011 12:16am
Ally Dick

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Corvus Maximus wrote: »

So did you start out blind? Or did you end up blind?

I robbed that braille comment from Woody Allen's "Bananas" film...

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#51 29-08-2011 12:18am
Ally Dick

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Saila wrote: »

filthy like 2 girls 1 cup?

That's seriously nasty shit - literally

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#52 29-08-2011 12:34am
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Im typing this with my left hand..

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#53 29-08-2011 1:00am
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Ally Dick wrote: »

I robbed that braille comment from Woody Allen's "Bananas" film...

And the wheresalltheporngone line from Scrubs, if I'm not mistaken? Then again, it is a fairly accurate assessment, you might just think along the same lines as Dr. Cox... P.S. Porn = Yay.

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#54 29-08-2011 1:13am
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Random observations:

You start off like "I'll just look up this one video and I'll be done in ten minutes, a nice quick fap..."

*two hours later and about fifty tabs open*

"Damn, that was good... Ah I'm wasting my life..."

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#55 29-08-2011 1:33am
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thanks to internet porn, i now know what "sybian" and "POV" mean!

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#56 29-08-2011 5:03am
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Thanks to porn, I have really hairy palms

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#57 29-08-2011 5:42am
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Saila wrote: »

ha! a few weeks ago found one of them, girl I use to know years ago and REALLY fancy too.. the time I found her porn vid on redtube was like christmas!! shes a professional pornstar now

can't believe I'm the first to say this... Link?

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