Good Samaritan Gets Shafted Stories.

mackg · 25-08-2011 02:29PM

wild_cat wrote: »

I was living in student accommodation. I was living with a really good friend.......TL;DR - Friends ex and new fella have no place to stay, my house party turns into gay mortal kombat.

1. Do gay guys find other gay guys fighting as hot as straight fellas find women fighting?

2. Why roll a joint when you are pretty sure the cops are on the way?

3. If you edited that story and gave everyone a fake name it would be way easier to understand.

4. That's a really crap thing to happen to you.:(

thebigbiffo · 25-08-2011 02:44PM

28064212 wrote: »

Invited your friend to stay, then ****ed off home and left him there. Not that he wasn't a prick too

i'm sorry but where did i mention i had to babysit him through a night out? he was a grown man you know? what i did was fall asleep on the couch and not hear the bell - unfortunate, but not 'prickish'. imo - when you're a prick you do it on purpose.

25-08-2011 03:24PM

thebigbiffo wrote: »

i'm sorry but where did i mention i had to babysit him through a night out? he was a grown man you know? what i did was fall asleep on the couch and not hear the bell - unfortunate, but not 'prickish'. imo - when you're a prick you do it on purpose.

Say he hadn't been a prick and kicked in your door, what would you have been then? Told your mate he could stay in yours, then shagged off and left him outside and no way to contact you?

Knasher · 25-08-2011 04:03PM

28064212 wrote: »

Say he hadn't been a prick and kicked in your door, what would you have been then? Told your mate he could stay in yours, then shagged off and left him outside and no way to contact you?

He kicked down a door to save himself a €20 taxi fare. It was crap of biffo to forget him, but it hardly justifies that.

25-08-2011 04:05PM

Knasher wrote: »

He kicked down a door to save himself a €20 taxi fare. It was crap of biffo to forget him, but it hardly justifies that.

That's the point. I in no way suggested that his mate was justified, but it's certainly not a "good samaritan getting shafted" story

mikemac · 25-08-2011 04:41PM

Walking to my ****ty minimum wage hotel night porter job in Galway and dodging the drunks in Eyre Sq

Some lad slaps his girlfriend and she falls to the ground
Me being the noble fool step in to cool heads and help her up
"Ye starting on ma fella" in that broad foul accent only someone out Whest can manage
She pushes me, the lad squared up to me and so I walked away

Maybe she got battered to a pulp that night.
Meh, not my problem anymore, they deserve each other

Not a funny, witty story, just a very common one

TL;DR - If you see a drunk couple fighting steer clear, both will probably turn on you

*adele* · 25-08-2011 05:27PM

wild_cat wrote: »

It's getting so loud that I'm sure the cops are going to be called. The 10 strangers we brought back for the house party try and calm things down. I try to throw the ex and his knacker boyfriend out. They won't leave. I let them have good friend's bedroom.

This is irritating. :rolleyes:

Solnskaya · 25-08-2011 05:36PM

mikemac wrote: »

Walking to my ****ty minimum wage hotel night porter job in Galway and dodging the drunks in Eyre Sq

Some lad slaps his girlfriend and she falls to the ground
Me being the noble fool step in to cool heads and help her up
"Ye starting on ma fella" in that broad foul accent only someone out Whest can manage
She pushes me, the lad squared up to me and so I walked away

Maybe she got battered to a pulp that night.
Meh, not my problem anymore, they deserve each other

Not a funny, witty story, just a very common one

TL;DR - If you see a drunk couple fighting steer clear, both will probably turn on you

Yep, it's usually better just to cut to the chase and beat the crap out of both of them- this happens a LOT, couple fighting, stranger steps in to help female in distress, stranger gets battered by both members of couple. Just deck the lad quick as you barely break stride in passing. Don't give the bird the chance to sink her stiletto heel in your back.:)

Johro · 25-08-2011 05:51PM

Mr. Incognito wrote: »

To be honest - Don't know- don't care.

Drink was involved- Logic goes out the window- I'm taking the both were tools judgement on it,

and I could give a **** at him wandering around town- I had to go back to bed for work- He's over 6 foot and a big lad- he's not going to get attacked.

Anyway- it was an illustrative example- would love to hear other people's stories to distract me this fine morn

I think he meant you letting him wander around town with your phone after he already lost your keys. Nobody's worried about him here. 'Tool' sounds about right.

Good Samaritan Gets Shafted Stories.

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