Good Samaritan Gets Shafted Stories.

Mr. Incognito · 25-08-2011 10:14AM #1

As I sit here at my desk one of my best mates that was a great support to me over the last few year lies snoring on my couch.

He was up in Dublin to see his Czech girlfriend off at the airport.

We went for a few beers last night with my cousin as you do- she had an early flight and out they went. I went home about one as I had work this morning. Gave him my keys to the apartment and got my housemate to let me in.

Que drunken phonecall to let him in at 3 am even though I had his keys. He had a fist fight with my cousin over the Czech girl- (totally out of character for both lads but my cousin would not be the brightest bulb ) Que bleeding all over my apartment- He lost my keys-

Patched him up- He took my phone to put his sim in to go sort everything as she had a 5 am flight- I gave him some coffee and told him to cop on- rang my cousin to make sure he was home okay. Will deal with that another time.

Off he went- I went back to bed.

Que phone call at 6 am to leave him in from a public phone down the road- He lost my phone.

Next time someone says- hey can I crash with you. No. No you can't.

This is probably small potatoes to the stories out there so lets be having it.

The person ya did a favour to that ran off with your hubbie..............

etc.

ottostreet · 25-08-2011 10:15AM

Your cousin sounds like a spa

25-08-2011 10:18AM

Misleading thread title is misleading.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 25-08-2011 10:19AM

ottostreet wrote: »

Your cousin sounds like a spa

It was the other guy, not the cousin.

I don't give my phone or keys to anyone. Ring me when you're outside, there's a 24 hour bar across the road, ring from there if you have difficulty. I will let you in. I have a cheap backup phone he can make calls from.

Aodan83 · 25-08-2011 10:22AM

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

It was the other guy, not the cousin.

I don't give my phone or keys to anyone. Ring me when you're outside, there's a 24 hour bar across the road, ring from there if you have difficulty. I will let you in. I have a cheap backup phone he can make calls from.

To be fair, by the sounds of it his cousin was makin a move for his mates gf. They both sound like tools.
And OP, why were you letting your mate wander round town drunk with your phone after he had just gotten in a fight and had already lost your keys?

ottostreet · 25-08-2011 10:22AM

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

It was the other guy, not the cousin.

I don't give my phone or keys to anyone. Ring me when you're outside, there's a 24 hour bar across the road, ring from there if you have difficulty. I will let you in. I have a cheap backup phone he can make calls from.

OP, how did the fight over the Czech girl start

stupidusername · 25-08-2011 10:30AM

Mr. Incognito wrote: »

Que drunken phonecall to let him in at 3 am even though I had his keys. He had a fist fight with my cousin over the Czech girl- (totally out of character for both lads but my cousin would not be the brightest bulb ) Que bleeding all over my apartment- He lost my keys-

Que phone call at 6 am to leave him in from a public phone down the road- He lost my phone.

Que? what are we, spanish?

Mr. Incognito · 25-08-2011 10:34AM

To be honest - Don't know- don't care.

Drink was involved- Logic goes out the window- I'm taking the both were tools judgement on it,

and I could give a **** at him wandering around town- I had to go back to bed for work- He's over 6 foot and a big lad- he's not going to get attacked.

Anyway- it was an illustrative example- would love to hear other people's stories to distract me this fine morn

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 25-08-2011 10:35AM

Aodan83 wrote: »

To be fair, by the sounds of it his cousin was makin a move for his mates gf. They both sound like tools.
And OP, why were you letting your mate wander round town drunk with your phone after he had just gotten in a fight and had already lost your keys?

Assumption, really. Could have been anything and the OP was not there.

ottostreet wrote: »

OP, how did the fight over the Czech girl start

See answer above.

Jess16 · 25-08-2011 10:41AM

You have the patience of a saint, I'd have dropkicked both of them by now

pickarooney · 25-08-2011 11:03AM

That is a hell of a confusing OP. I still don't understand what happened and I'm not convinced I care.

thebigbiffo · 25-08-2011 11:11AM

I went out on the town with a college mate years ago - didn't know him particularly well but he'd been to my gaff a few times and he was there drinking cans before we went out. He asked if he could stay that night to save a taxi back to Rathfarnham, no worries. I got locked, practically fell asleep in a nightclub and thought f'uck this i'm going home. So I get home, smoke a J and falll asleep on the couch. I wake to him standing over me screaming at me.

I lived in an apartment with a large security gate to the carpark, a security door into the block and then the front door to the apartment - how he happened to be standing over me was beyond me. Turns out that when I wasn't waking to the sound of the buzzer he scaled the gate, hung about until someone came in/out and got into the block....he then KICKED IN my apartments front door completely wrecking it. the c'unt.

We'd a bit of a shouting match, I went to bed and he stayed and left in the morning. Didn't see him again (until he turned up working in the same office as me last year!) and I'd to fork out hundreds for the door.

Kitty_Ears · 25-08-2011 11:11AM

Had a friend who's ex gf was apparently feeling lonley and threatning suicide as she had no friends.
I start inviting her out with me and my group to cheer her up, let her stay in my house as often as she liked, stayed on the phone with her for nights while she was bawling and all that craic.

Few months down the line she starts making weird comments about how jealous she is of my life and about mine and my boyfriends relationship.

Dyes and cuts her hair the same colour as mine (I change my hair fairly often) She does this 5 times in a row.

Have her out with us one night, she asks can she go back early as she isn't feeling well so I give her my keys and she goes back.

I come home and she's sitting in my bed, wearing my dress, stroking my cat.

I find out later that this wan has been trying to get in with my boyfriend.

I threw that cnut as suprise party in my house too. The biiiitch.

thebigbiffo · 25-08-2011 11:16AM

Kitty_Ears wrote: »

Had a friend who's ex gf was apparently feeling lonley and threatning suicide as she had no friends.
I start inviting her out with me and my group to cheer her up, let her stay in my house as often as she liked, stayed on the phone with her for nights while she was bawling and all that craic.

Few months down the line she starts making weird comments about how jealous she is of my life and about mine and my boyfriends relationship.

Dyes and cuts her hair the same colour as mine (I change my hair fairly often) She does this 5 times in a row.

Have her out with us one night, she asks can she go back early as she isn't feeling well so I give her my keys and she goes back.

I come home and she's sitting in my bed, wearing my dress, stroking my cat.

I find out later that this wan has been trying to get in with my boyfriend.

I threw that cnut as suprise party in my house too. The biiiitch.

sound to me like you're lucky she wasn't wearing your skin in the bedroom stroking your cat. count your blessings etc.

Hank_Jones · 25-08-2011 11:39AM

thebigbiffo wrote: »

I went out on the town with a college mate years ago - didn't know him particularly well but he'd been to my gaff a few times and he was there drinking cans before we went out. He asked if he could stay that night to save a taxi back to Rathfarnham, no worries. I got locked, practically fell asleep in a nightclub and thought f'uck this i'm going home. So I get home, smoke a J and falll asleep on the couch. I wake to him standing over me screaming at me.

I lived in an apartment with a large security gate to the carpark, a security door into the block and then the front door to the apartment - how he happened to be standing over me was beyond me. Turns out that when I wasn't waking to the sound of the buzzer he scaled the gate, hung about until someone came in/out and got into the block....he then KICKED IN my apartments front door completely wrecking it. the c'unt.

We'd a bit of a shouting match, I went to bed and he stayed and left in the morning. Didn't see him again (until he turned up working in the same office as me last year!) and I'd to fork out hundreds for the door.

How is that a good Samaritan story though?

Both of you look like pricks in that story.

Cee-Jay-Cee · 25-08-2011 11:42AM

Its Queue.

25-08-2011 11:52AM

CJC999 wrote: »

Its Queue.

Actually, it's cue. Like a theatrical cue.

A queue is when you get in line.

Kitty_Ears · 25-08-2011 11:52AM

thebigbiffo wrote: »

sound to me like you're lucky she wasn't wearing your skin in the bedroom stroking your cat. count your blessings etc.

I would't be supprised :L
Girl was a freak, Used to come up to me with these tiny scratches on the thigh and tell me she nearly bled to death, looked like she'd done them with a spoon :L

fryup · 25-08-2011 11:59AM

CJC999 wrote: »

Its Queue.

or.........plain old Q is acceptable

thebigbiffo · 25-08-2011 12:01PM

Hank_Jones wrote: »

How is that a good Samaritan story though?

Both of you look like pricks in that story.

suppose you're right - the OP's story though made him out to be a good samaritan for allowing the guy stay in his gaff and yer man then ruining his night...so i was coming at it from there.

anyway - what did i do that makes me a prick?

25-08-2011 12:05PM

thebigbiffo wrote: »

suppose you're right - the OP's story though made him out to be a good samaritan for allowing the guy stay in his gaff and yer man then ruining his night...so i was coming at it from there.

anyway - what did i do that makes me a prick?

Invited your friend to stay, then ****ed off home and left him there. Not that he wasn't a prick too

Richard Hillman · 25-08-2011 12:06PM

This is why i have a public image of "If you are fecked, its your problem." "If i am fecked, its my problem". If anyone trys to unload a problem or need a friend to talk to they are usually met with a response along the lines "I dont care". Its how i roll :cool:

flutterflye · 25-08-2011 12:11PM

Once I was in the Fun Factory and some little bratty boy was breaking all the balls at the end of the freefall.
I was fixing them all.
The girl that worked there saw me, and thought I was breaking them, and she gave out to me and banned me from the freefall

(Sorry, I didn't read the op.)

Hamiltonion · 25-08-2011 12:19PM

Met a girl out one night who was living in Italy, just visiting Dublin. End up back in mine, get on like a house on fire so she spends the weekend with me. Grand. Keep up contact on skype.

She flies back over for 5 days about a month later for Trinity Ball, Grand. She ends up getting sick so i bring her to the doctor and pay her bills out of my overdraft as she said she'd send it back to me, wasn't gonna see her stuck as she was broke after the week over.

She flies home then, give her the lend of a jumper (****ing expensive too) as her flight was early and it's chilly out (Had made plans to go over to Italy myself in 3 weeks time)

2 weeks later i text her to confirm my flight details are cool, she says yeah so i book.

Two weeks later she says it dosen't suit for me to go over as she has exams coming up, I'm a bit put out but she says she'll get me back for the flights and we'll rearrange so it's not too bad. Then I find out shes ****ing a guy in London (that she met at a party in my mates when over) and has him over instead.

Result - refuses to refund flight, still waiting on money she owes me, still waiting on jumper. This was March.

Reckon I got stung for about E250 all in all. Skanky american bitch:rolleyes:

I DO have many sexy photos I could send about out of poor spite but I'm just not that mean

TL;DR Bitches be trippin' Pics or GTFO

wild_cat · 25-08-2011 12:27PM

I was living in student accommodation. I was living with a really good friend. A mutual friend of ours came up from back home. My good friend knew him a lot better than I did. So we all head out to the George.

At the George we meet my good friend's ex and his new boyfriend. They have just come off a flight and have no where to stay for the night. Mutual friend has beef with good friend's ex due to the way he treated good friend and the ex's new boyfriend is a complete knacker. So it's decided that they will stay out our house. Much to the protests of myself and mutual friend but we back down when we realize we can't leave them on the streets for the night and they can sleep on the floor in the sitting room.

Are you still following?

Good friend goes home with another guy leaving me with mutual friend and about 10 people that have came back to our house. We're having a right session.

In walks the ex with his new knacker boyfriend and they are off their faces. Mutual friend has been promised good friends bed. But new Knacker boyfriend doesn't agree with this and starts beating the ****e out of mutual friend.

There's blood all over the walls in the sitting room and the bedroom. The ex punches me when I go to block a punch mean't for mutual friend that has already been hit. I start to cry. Good friend won't answer his phone so I can get him to come home and sort out the mess.

It's getting so loud that I'm sure the cops are going to be called. The 10 strangers we brought back for the house party try and calm things down. I try to throw the ex and his knacker boyfriend out. They won't leave. I let them have good friend's bedroom.

One of the strangers we brought back tries to console me. He put's me on his knee and rolls me a joint and tells me that "its not a real gaff till the cops are called". The strangers leave after things have quietend down and told me that it's not my fault and if anything else kicks off to give them a call (Imagine strangers being sounder than people you know).

I put mutual friend in bed with me and a bag of peas. Good friend calls around 9am asking why he had about 20 missed calls on his phone. I tell him what has happened. He just goes "Oh right" and doesn't come home until 1 o clock. The other two knack bags don't even apologise either the next morning.

I'm still angry about it, never had or have since experienced anything like it. Three gay guys beating the **** out of one another and 10 other gay guys trying to calm things down.

Friendships still haven't recovered from that night. Probably the scariest thing I've ever seen. I'd never been around violence before. It was awful.

TL;DR - Friends ex and new fella have no place to stay, my house party turns into gay mortal kombat.

Big Nasty · 25-08-2011 12:34PM

wild_cat wrote: »

I'm still angry about it, never had or have since experienced anything like it. Three gay guys beating the **** out of one another and 10 other gay guys trying to calm things down.

And I thought ye were all supposed to be nice! :eek::eek::eek:

wild_cat · 25-08-2011 12:40PM

MCMLXXV wrote: »

And I thought ye were all supposed to be nice! :eek::eek::eek:

Two of them weren't nice. Everyone one else was a ray of sunshine.

stovelid · 25-08-2011 01:05PM

Mr. Incognito wrote: »

Good Samaritan Gets Shafted

Got a lift home from a fellow student once who then let me ride her.

GAAman · 25-08-2011 01:11PM

wild_cat wrote: »

gay mortal kombat.

Brings new meaning to "FINISH HIM"....... :eek:

:pac:

SuperGrover · 25-08-2011 01:23PM

Cue.

Borat_Sagdiyev · 25-08-2011 01:56PM

Richard Hillman wrote: »

This is why i have a public image of "If you are fecked, its your problem." "If i am fecked, its my problem". If anyone trys to unload a problem or need a friend to talk to they are usually met with a response along the lines "I dont care". Its how i roll :cool:

A friend in need...... is a pest.

Good Samaritan Gets Shafted Stories.

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