Odd song lyrics

Frank Black · 09-08-2011 03:57PM

“Should I stay or should I go now?
Should I stay or should I go now?
If I go there will be trouble
An’ if I stay it will be double”

Now in fairness lads, you’ve answered your own question there really.

carlybabe1 · 09-08-2011 06:21PM

The cat in the hat came back, wrecked a lot of havoc on the way,
always had a smile and a reason to pretend.
But their world has flat backgrounds and little need to sleep but to dream.
The sidewinder sleeps on his back.

Call me when you try to wake her up. Call me when you try to wake her.
Call me when you try to wake her up. Call me when you try to wake her.
I can always sleep standing up. Call me when you try to wake her.
Call me when you try to wake her up. Call me when you try to wake her.
Call me when you try to wake her up. Call me when you try to wake her.
I can always sleep standing up. Call me when you try to wake her.
Call me when you try to wake her up. Call me when you try to wake her.
I can always sleep standing up. Call me when you try to wake her.
I can always sleep standing up. Call me when you try to wake her.

We've got to moogie, moogie, move on this one.

cant believe no-one posted this doozie yet.....chr1st I hated REM, and lyris like these profound gems as well as the mono-tone voice was why i could barely restrain myself from punching the sh1t out of the radio :mad::mad::mad:

Samich · 09-08-2011 06:23PM

FatherLen wrote: »

what the fudge is swagger jagger?!?!

cher lloyd said it's someone who steals your style and copies what you do.

Samich · 09-08-2011 06:27PM

"Are we human or are we dancer"
There was hapes of people complaining about the lyrics, but I thought it was a good song so I didn't care.

Frank Black · 09-08-2011 06:27PM

I can't listen to "I've got soul, but I'm not a soldier"
without thinking of Bill Bailey and his "I've got ham, but I'm not a hamster" version.

Superbus · 09-08-2011 06:34PM

"Broken Face"

I got a broken face
I got a
I got a broken face
Uh-hu, uh-hu, uh-hu, uh-hu, ooo
I got a broken face [3x]

There was this boy who had two
Children with his sisters
They were his daughters
They were his favourite lovers

I got no lips, I got no tongue
Where there were eyes there's only space
I got no lips, I got no tongue

I got a broken face, uh-hu, uh-hu
I got a broken face

There was this man who snapped his poke
In little pieces
And then they drilled holes
And then they put 'em back in there

I got no lips, I got no tongue
Where there were eyes there's only space
I got no lips, I got no tongue

I got a broken face
Uh-hu, uh-hu, uh-hu, uh-hu, ooo
I got a broken face

The little thing who loves my laundry
Speaks no English
But if you saw her
You'd say "Hey isn't she lovely"

I got no lips, I got no tongue
Where there were eyes there's only space
I got no lips, I got no tongue

carlybabe1 · 09-08-2011 06:38PM

Nightswimming deserves a quiet night.
The photograph on the dashboard, taken years ago,
turned around backwards so the windshield shows.
Every streetlight reveals the picture in reverse.
Still, it's so much clearer.
I forgot my shirt at the water's edge.
The moon is low tonight.

Nightswimming deserves a quiet night.
I'm not sure all these people understand.
It's not like years ago,
The fear of getting caught,
of recklessness and water.
They cannot see me naked.
These things, they go away,
replaced by everyday.

and this is yet another "gem" :mad:

Bipolar Joe · 09-08-2011 06:38PM

You can add just about any Pixies lyric to the list.

languagenerd · 09-08-2011 06:51PM

Can't believe no-one's mentioned Rebecca Black yet

The song I always find weird is a Biffy Clyro one ("Born on a Horse") where he sings "I've never had a lover/who's my sister or my brother before" - well, I'd hope not!!!

ShadowHearth · 09-08-2011 06:54PM

was oingo bongo mentioned?

"I LIKE LITTLE GIRLS, THEY MAKE ME FEEEEEEL GOOOOOOD" - pure gold there!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jItz-uNjoZA

Doyler92 · 09-08-2011 06:55PM

What sticks out for me is when diddy says "I lost my dog" in coming home.

KnifeWRENCH · 09-08-2011 06:58PM

"A squid in a polyethylene bag is fast and bulbous. Got me?" - Captain Beefheart.
R.I.P.

Mountainlad · 09-08-2011 06:59PM

MGMTea wrote: »

"I really, really, really wanna zigazig ah !" CRINGE

Outside of that, the song was pure poetry :pac:

'One way ticket to hell and back' was a pretty stupid lyric.

There was an episode of Never Mind The Buzzcocks (one of the Mark Lemarr ones) where they played some heavy metal grunting sh*te. Didn't know the singers actually had lyrics they were supposed to be singing for those.

All I can remember that it was some self-obsessed, pretentiously morbid sh*te.

mikeyboy · 09-08-2011 07:21PM

RedXIV wrote: »

what she gonna look like with a chimney on her?

To this day, the stupidest lyric I ever heard

First time he heard that song my uncle was horrified and asked why they were singing "What she gonna look like with a JIMMY on her?" still makes me laugh every time I hear it

Back on topic "I do do will miss u much. Miss u much". There are many many more, but that's the first that popped into my head

orourkeda · 09-08-2011 07:34PM

And I said what about breakfast at tiffanys

I said I think I remember the film man

tmi · 09-08-2011 07:38PM

lol

orourkeda · 09-08-2011 07:43PM

Bent across the wall, held she cannot budge
With the broken bottle in my hand I cut her arse like fudge
Blood pours on my shirt, the wench begins to whine
As violent pain and agony tickles up her spine

He laughs and licks his lips as her bowels drop on the floor
Watching as she floods the ground with putrid grime and gore
The pain inside it gets too much, his victim passes out
He stamps and hits and batters hard nad kicks her while she's down

Rectal rape with splintered glass
pushed with force up the victims arse
Razor slices need to be stitched
as the arse cheeks split to bits

Feeling numb, beaten, abused
Lying still. after being abused

F*ck...Your...Arse...With broken glass
F*ck your arse with broken glass

These sick pleasures people find
>From raping people from behind

Bent across the wall, held she cannot budge
Bottle in my hand, I cut her arse like fudge
Blood pours on my shirt, the wench begins to whine
Pain and agony tickles up her broken spine

F*ck...Your...Arse...With broken glass
F*ck your arse with broken glass

a nice number called "F*ck your arse with broken glass " by gorerotted

Frank Black · 09-08-2011 07:52PM

"Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak.
Somewhere in this town"

I reckon it'll most likely be at the jail.

Toby Take a Bow · 09-08-2011 07:53PM

Is this sh*te lyrics or just odd? They don't necessarily mean the same thing (see: Broken Face mentioned earlier, which is odd, but not actually bad lyrics).

Jeffrey Lewis' song has a weird lyric bit in the middle, I always smile when I hear it:

Kisses are weird but they can be fun
Instead of shaking hands it's like shaking tongues
I wish I got to do it more when I was young
Kisses are weird but they can be fun
I hate going months and months without kissing anyone

At this point it's been since uh...how many months
One, two, three, four ... five, six ... seven ...
I think if kissing someone could make them Pregnant
The last person I kissed would have had their kid by now

For seriously disturbing and messed-up lyrics, here's Young Girl:

Young Girl, get out of my mind
My love for you is way out of line
Better run girl,
You're much too young girl.

A song for a child molester if I ever heard one.

Bipolar Joe · 09-08-2011 07:59PM

orourkeda wrote: »

And I said what about breakfast at tiffanys

I said I think I remember the film man

It's "I said I think I remember the film, I" and then leads into the next line. If it's confusion over the first line, Breakfast At Tiffany's is a film that you should watch because it's brilliant.

Frank Black · 09-08-2011 08:04PM

Hey girl, I got somethin' real important to give you
So just sit down and listen
Girl you know we've been together such a long, long time (such a long time)
And now I'm ready to lay it on the line
(Wooow) You know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide (open wide)
Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind (what is on my mind)
A gift real special, so take off the top
Take a look inside -- it's my dick in a box (it's in a box)

karaokeman · 09-08-2011 08:57PM

Arctic Monkeys are hopeless.

Don't Sit Down Because I've Moved Your Chair.

Zebra3 · 09-08-2011 09:32PM

(Whispered) Let me be your hero

Would you dance if I asked you to dance?
Would you run and never look back
Would you cry if you saw me crying
Would you save my soul tonight?

Would you tremble if I touched your lips?
Would you laugh oh please tell me these
Now would you die for the one you love?
Hold me in your arms tonight?

(Chorus)
I can be you hero baby
I can kiss away the pain
I will stand by you forever
You can take my breath away

Would you swear that you'll always be mine?
Would you lie would you run away
Am I in to deep?
Have I lost my mind?
I don't care you're here tonight

Chorus

I just want to hold you (2x)
Am I in too deep?
Have I lost my mind?
Well I don't care you're here tonight

Chorus (2x)

You can take my breath my breath away
I can be your hero

He asks can he be her hero and then asks her would she do nine things.

And women like this sh*te. :rolleyes:

Potential-Monke · 09-08-2011 09:36PM

(In the voice of a singing pirate!)

"Who's that small man?
What does he do?
He killed that monkey with a shoe!

Why a monkey?
Why his boot?
Because he had a belly full of loot!"

Some legend lyrics from Alestorm!

Knifey Spoony · 09-08-2011 09:44PM

KnifeWRENCH wrote: »

"A squid in a polyethylene bag is fast and bulbous. Got me?" - Captain Beefheart.
R.I.P.

Beat me to it. Captin Beefheart was turly the King of weird lyrics.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqRHr5pEIFU

Monkeybonkers · 09-08-2011 10:19PM

Let me hear you say
This shít is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S (x4)

You said it Gwen!

elefant · 09-08-2011 10:37PM

karaokeman wrote: »

Arctic Monkeys are hopeless.

Don't Sit Down Because I've Moved Your Chair.

You for real? The vast majority of their songs have anything but dodgy lyrics.

In saying that,

"I thought I saw you in the Parrot's Beak messing with a smoke alarm
It was too loud for me to hear her speak, and she had a broken arm"

seems a bit of a "hmmm, what ryhmes with 'alarm?' moment!

dirtypanties · 09-08-2011 10:48PM

You, your sex is on fire....Kings of Leon

The entire born slippy song by underworld:

you are my dog boy
your real boy
speak to me and boy dog
dirty numb crackin' boy

Brimful of asha by cornershop:

everybody needs a bosom for a pillow
everybody needs a bosom

Anyone remember that awful geng geng geng geng song??

Californication by the chillis

Pay your surgeon very well
to break the signs of ageing
celebrity skin is this your chin
or is it war you're waging

volvoman480 · 09-08-2011 10:53PM

black francis wrote: »

Hey girl, I got somethin' real important to give you
So just sit down and listen
Girl you know we've been together such a long, long time (such a long time)
And now I'm ready to lay it on the line
(Wooow) You know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide (open wide)
Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind (what is on my mind)
A gift real special, so take off the top
Take a look inside -- it's my dick in a box (it's in a box)

Check the video out, it's bloody hilarious. http://youtu.be/WhwbxEfy7fg

Caraville · 10-08-2011 01:44AM

I wish I was little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
and a '64 Impala

.........rrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiight...............

Odd song lyrics

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