Odd song lyrics

CrazyRabbit

What exactly is 'Rolling in the deep', and what does 'Teen Spirit' actually smell like?

And is going Back to Black simply turning off the lights?




(Yes, I'm bored)

starbelgrade

CrazyRabbit wrote: »

what does 'Teen Spirit' actually smell like?

Cum.

FatherLen

i dunno but all of those lyrics are infinitely better than todays musicians!

RedXIV

what she gonna look like with a chimney on her?

To this day, the stupidest lyric I ever heard

biko

Teen Spirit is a deodorant.

Guill

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.




Is this 2008?

FatherLen

what the fudge is swagger jagger?!?!

aoife_bennett

Alexis Jordan, Good Girl:
You got what it takes, you better have some cake

I'm sorry, but what five year old wrote that piece of sh!te??

orourkeda

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Zbi0XmGtMw

Apanachi

RedXIV wrote: »

what she gonna look like with a chimney on her?

To this day, the stupidest lyric I ever heard

I thought so too way back then, until I found out a chimney is supposed to mean a black eye, then it made sense

pablomakaveli

Supposedly a friend of Kurt Cobains girlfriend told him he smells like teen spirit and that became the name of the song.

I'd like to know what the hell "Are we human or are we denser/dancer" means and more importantly why that mostrosity of a song was released upon us.

phil1nj

RedXIV wrote: »

what she gonna look like with a chimney on her?

To this day, the stupidest lyric I ever heard

Wasn't this a reference to "The Wizard of Oz"? Specifically the house lying on the wicked witch of the west (the chimney).

Still a ****ing stupid lyric......

The King of Moo

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.
I'm crying.

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.
Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday.
Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.

Mister City Policeman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row.
See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run.
I'm crying, I'm crying.
I'm crying, I'm crying.

Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye.
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,
Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun.
If the sun don't come, you get a tan
From standing in the English rain.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob.

Expert textpert choking smokers,
Don't you thing the joker laughs at you?
See how they smile like pigs in a sty,
See how they snied.
I'm crying.

Semolina pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower.
Elementary penguin singing Hari Krishna.
Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob.
Goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob g'goo... (etc.)

And I've no idea what it has to do with this guy...

pablomakaveli

phil1nj wrote: »

Wasn't this a reference to "The Wizard of Oz"? Specifically the house lying on the wicked witch of the west (the chimney).

Still a ****ing stupid lyric......

I heard its some slang for having a black eye.

The King of Moo

phil1nj wrote: »

Wasn't this a reference to "The Wizard of Oz"? Specifically the house lying on the wicked witch of the west (the chimney).

Still a ****ing stupid lyric......

I heard at the time that "chimney" was street slang for a black eye, though I don't see the connection between the two. EDIT: Beaten to it!

starbelgrade

"Ra-ra-ah-ah-ah-ah
Roma-roma-ma-a
Gaga
Oo-la-la-a"

Lady Gaga puts Shakespeare in his place

ScummyMan

Are we human, or are we dancer?


Human by The Killers, the most retarded lyric i have ever heard.

orourkeda

we all live in a yellow submarine

RedXIV

seriously, who comes up with this slang. imagine, "shut up or I'll give ya a chimney"

wtf??

wayfarers

Beautiful angel calling "we got every re-run of Muhammad Ali".

Professional Widow by Tori Anus. Ketamine addled gibberish masquerading as 'profound'.

phil1nj

"Life" by Des'ree

I don’t want to see a ghost,
It’s a sight that I fear most.
I’d rather have a piece of toast and
watch the evenings news

Absoultely ****e and pointless lyrics..

orourkeda

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N53-LxbIizA

mackg

If I could have my wasted days back
Would I use them to get back on track?
Stop to warm at Karma's burning
Or look ahead, but keep on turning?

Do I have the strength
To know how I'll go?
Can I find it inside
To deal with what I shouldn't know?

Could I have my wasted days back
Would I use them to get back on track?

You live it or lie it!

My lifestyle determines my death style

Keep searching, Keep on searching
This search goes on, This search goes on

Frantic tick tick tick tick tick tick tock
Frantic tick tick tick tick tick tick tock

I've worn out always being afraid
An endless stream of fear that I've made
Treading water full of worry
This frantic tick tick talk of hurry

Do I have the strength
To know how I'll go?
Can I find inside
To deal with what I shouldn't know?

Worn out always being afraid
An endless stream of fear that I've made

You live it or lie it!

My lifestyle determines my death style

Keep searching, Keep on searching
This search goes on, This search goes on
Frantic tick tick tick tick tick tick tock
Frantic tick tick tick tick tick tick tock

My lifestyle (Birth Is Pain)
Determines my death style (Life Is Pain)
A rising tide (Death Is Pain)
That pushes to the other side (It's All The Same)

What a load of S*ite

MGMTea

Katy Perry - Fireworks: "Do you ever feel like a plastic bag"

What ?

Claonadh1

I'm serious as cancer, when I say rhythm is a dancer

EverEvolving

Adele - Set fire to the rain. No you won't - it's wet.

cosmicfart

Claonadh1 wrote: »

I'm serious as cancer, when I say rhythm is a dancer

u can feel it u can feel it...cancer

MGMTea

This one too http://i.imgur.com/NJ79j.jpg

wayfarers

Snap 'Ooops Up'

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet
Eating her curds and whey
Along came a spider, sat down beside her
Said: "What's in the bowl, bitch"

WinstonOno

Inside and outside
Blue his house with a blue little window
And a blue Corvette
And everything is blue for him and himself
And everybody around
Cause he ain't got nobody to listen

I'm Blue da ba dee da ba daa
I'm Blue da ba dee da ba daa...

deep...

sensibleken

CrazyRabbit wrote: »

What exactly is 'Rolling in the deep', and what does 'Teen Spirit' actually smell like?

And is going Back to Black simply turning off the lights?




(Yes, I'm bored)

Teen spirit was the name of a crappy deoderant on sale in seatle, kind of like linx. Kathleen hanna, the singer for Bikini Kill wrote 'Kurt smells like teen spirit' on a wall

EverEvolving

wayfarers wrote: »

Snap 'Ooops Up'

Is that Oops upside your head, say oops upside your head...?

Really hoping that is gonna get stuck in someones head now like it is in mine

epgc3fyqirnbsx

Ooo Eee
Ooo Ahh Ahh
Ting Tang
Wallah Wallah Bing Bang
Ooo Eee
Ooo Ahh Ahh
Ting Tang
Wallah Wallah Bing Bang

-The Witchdoctor

I've pondered over these old chestnuts on many's the evening!

mkdon05

Free love on the freelove freeway, the love is free and the freeway is long.

hidinginthebush

mkdon05 wrote: »

Free love on the freelove highway, the love is free and the highway is long.

I got some hot love, on the hot love highway,
Goin' home cos my baby's gone...
[she's dead.....]
she's not dead!

sensibleken

Dont get no jizzum on that sofa, sofaaaaaa! - Bobby Joe Ebola and the Children MacNuggets

sensibleken

Japanese punk always have the best lyrics. Can remember the band but the lyric was

'My disgracefull behaviour will bring dishonour on your family'

The King of Moo

"I wanna be a billionaire so f**kin' bad."

It's such a bald statement with no imagination to it, and such a horrible sentiment as well.
I wouldn't have believed a few years ago that it could be the chorus of a hit song.

MGMTea

"I really, really, really wanna zigazig ah !" CRINGE

bnt

No fans of Progressive Rock here? There are some doozies in there:

Close To The Edge by Yes:

A seasoned witch could call you from the depths of your disgrace,
And rearrange your liver to the solid mental grace,
And achieve it all with music that came quickly from afar,
Then taste the fruit of man recorded losing all against the hour.
And assessing points to nowhere, leading ev'ry single one.
A dewdrop can exalt us like the music of the sun,
And take away the plain in which we move,
And choose the course you're running.

21st Century Schizoid Man by King Crimson:

Cat's Foot, Iron Claw,
Neurosurgeons scream for more,
At paranoia's poison door,
21st Century Schizoid Man

That song was sampled by Jay-Z Kanye West last year for Power - which is just as mad:

What do it mean to be the boss?
It mean second place is the first one who lost
The crucifixion, the being nailed to the cross
Truth or fiction, it’s a hell of a cost, do the dishes
I’m ’bout to hit that Jeff Gordon
Michael Jordan, the only one more important
But I be feelin’ like Jordan when I’m recordin’
‘Cause every time I record, I duck to slap the boards
I don’t know what these rappers gon’ do afterwards
Prolly spaz like I might do at the awards
Huh, I got the whole crowd goin’ crazy
Homie, I should be rewarded
Gettin’ money Yeezy, Yeezy, how you do it, huh?
Eatin’ Wheaties, drinkin’ Fiji, bein’ greedy, huh?

phill106

Whatever i said, whatever i did, I didnt mean it...





Or from galway girl
Met a little girl and we stopped to talk.....


awkward pedo bear....

Dammo

She's got a sister
God only knows how I've missed her
And on the palm of her hand is a blister..........!!!!!!!!!!!

sensibleken

your lucky that my breasts are small and humble so you dont confuse them with mountains

look i dont know what kind of wobbly mountains you have in columbia but in the rest of the world mountains are very easily distinguishable to mamary glands

four18

Who could forget this pile of Blx Lyrics by Donna Summer


MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down...
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!


Oh No is right !:(

bren2001

Man.UnitedLad wrote: »

Are we human, or are we dancer?


Human by The Killers, the most retarded lyric i have ever heard.

Its a deep and meaningful lyric, you just need to analise it :pac:

Mongarra

I'm really torn because MacArthur Park is one of my all-time top 10 favourites but the lyrics!

"Spring was never waiting for us girl, but ran one step ahead
as we followed in the dance,
Between the parted pages and were pressed, with love's hot fevered iron
Like a striped pair of pants"

or something like that.

sea_monkey

this song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hn0ZJHVH17I

and its still always on the radio

so weird :S

Welsh Megaman

bren2001 wrote: »

Its a deep and meaningful lyric, you just need to analise it :pac:

Or go to wikipedia:-

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_(The_Killers_song)

Welsh Megaman

RedXIV wrote: »

what she gonna look like with a chimney on her?

To this day, the stupidest lyric I ever heard

The lyric makes more sense when you discover it was pinched from a song called 'Wanna Drop A House (On That Bitch)' by Urban Discharge.

Dammo

bren2001 wrote: »

Its a deep and meaningful lyric, you just need to analise it :pac:

Shove it up your arse?

WinstonOno

"Just like old Saxophone Joe
When he's got the hogshead up on his toe
Oh me, oh my
Love that country pie.

Listen to the fiddler play
When he's playin' 'til the break of day
Oh me, oh my
Love that country pie.

Rasberry, strawberry, lemon and lime
What do I care ?
Blueberry, apple, cherry, pumpkin and plum
Call me for dinner, honey, I'll be there.

Saddle me up on my big white goose
Tie me on 'er turn her loose
Oh me, oh my
Love that country pie.

I don't need much and that ain't no lie
Ain't runnin' any race
Give to me my country pie
I won't throw it up in anybody's face.

Shake me up that old peach tree
Little Jack Horner's got nothin' on me
Oh me, oh my
Love that country pie"

Even the great bob dylan couldn't make a song about pie interesting