What infuriates you about the opposite sex?

Teyla Emmagan · 26-07-2011 09:44PM

Because men are lazy. They will try and wait something out until you do it yourself, mid while moaning about all your moaning about them not doing it. But they're only moaning to try and make you think you're moaning so much that you are being a cow for not laying off them and doing it yourself. Because they're only out waiting you.

BECAUSE MEN ARE LAZY!!!!!

Dodd · 26-07-2011 09:57PM

Elsie Wet Bedroom wrote: »

The silent treatment.

Just fck off,life is too short for all that.

The silent treatment=no sex.
Not sure if it works that well these days.

Raze_them_all · 26-07-2011 10:02PM

Teyla Emmagan wrote: »

Because men are lazy. They will try and wait something out until you do it yourself, mid while moaning about all your moaning about them not doing it. But they're only moaning to try and make you think you're moaning so much that you are being a cow for not laying off them and doing it yourself. Because they're only out waiting you.

BECAUSE MEN ARE LAZY!!!!!

I'd dignify that with a response but it's just not worth the effort :pac::pac:

Caulego · 26-07-2011 10:03PM

prinz wrote: »

I get infuriated by individual people.

I'll give one though...

Her: What are you thinking about?

Me: Ehhhhhhhhhhhhh (now thinking).......I can't remember..I wasn't thinking about anything.

Her: How can that be? You're lying. You can't just sit there and not think about anything..

Me: Yes I can.

Good one Prinz. Maybe it should have another final line, as follows..

Her: What are you thinking about?

Me: Ehhhhhhhhhhhhh (now thinking).......I can't remember..I wasn't thinking about anything.

Her: How can that be? You're lying. You can't just sit there and not think about anything..

Me: Yes I can.

Her: What? Why weren't you thinking about ME, you ****ard!!!"

Teyla Emmagan · 26-07-2011 10:07PM

Raze_them_all wrote: »

I'd dignify that with a response but it's just not worth the effort :pac::pac:

What, cause you know it's true!?!

Raze_them_all · 26-07-2011 10:09PM

Teyla Emmagan wrote: »

What, cause you know it's true!?!

I has lulz cos you didn't get the joke.

LULZ <---- see

Eric Cartman · 26-07-2011 10:13PM

Teyla Emmagan wrote: »

Because men are lazy. They will try and wait something out until you do it yourself, mid while moaning about all your moaning about them not doing it. But they're only moaning to try and make you think you're moaning so much that you are being a cow for not laying off them and doing it yourself. Because they're only out waiting you.

BECAUSE MEN ARE LAZY!!!!!

the biggest problem with this is you probably asked him to do something while he was watching tv , whatever you asked him to do could easily be done in an hour, or 3 hours, or tomorrow but you wanted it done now , so you bitched and moaned and he still didnt do it and by moaning you just made him not want to do it even more, the lesson is , tell him to do something and let him do it when he wants, if you want it done then, do it yourself, if it can wait a few hours then hes perfectly capable and will do it when hes bored

nermal15 · 26-07-2011 10:14PM

Don't know what ye're on about with women blabbering on about inane things, my Dad just spent five minutes shouting up the stairs to me about every item my Mam just purchased in tesco.

Cill Dara Abu · 26-07-2011 10:20PM

nermal15 wrote: »

Don't know what ye're on about with women blabbering on about inane things, my Dad just spent five minutes shouting up the stairs to me about every item my Mam just purchased in tesco.

So what she buy? Anything interesting?

Jimbob1977 · 26-07-2011 10:21PM

No sense of direction. A map would be more useful in the hands of an illiterate and visually impaired monkey.
Adore unfunny tripe like Sex and the City, but can't grasp The Office or Alan Partridge, etc.
Need Oprah Winfrey to empower them and tell them how or what to think. Gullible fools for the self-help industry.
Spend the day at work discussing the latest Brown Thomas sales, Emmerdale or Come Dine With Me.
No interest in current affairs or politics. How can females have an entitlement to vote with no comprehension of the issues? Like Kang said - "Go ahead. Throw away your vote."
Painful to take on holidays anywhere. They are more like toddlers. I'm tired. I can't walk any faster. I'm hungry. I need three suitcases. Impractical and stubborn. A drain on male resources.
Claim that men are dirty, but take a look at the discharge on knickers. Like glue or gruel.

Cill Dara Abu · 26-07-2011 10:25PM

Jimbob1977 wrote: »

No sense of direction. A map would be more useful in the hands of an illiterate and visually impaired monkey.

Adore unfunny tripe like Sex and the City, but can't grasp The Office or Alan Partridge, etc.

Need Oprah Winfrey to empower them and tell them how or what to think. Gullible fools for the self-help industry.

Spend the day at work discussing the latest Brown Thomas sales, Emmerdale or Come Dine With Me.

No interest in current affairs or politics. How can females have an entitlement to vote with no comprehension of the issues? Like Kang said - "Go ahead. Throw away your vote."

Painful to take on holidays anywhere. They are more like toddlers. I'm tired. I can't walk any faster. I'm hungry. I need three suitcases. Impractical and stubborn. A drain on male resources.

Claim that men are dirty, but take a look at the discharge on knickers. Like glue or gruel.

Thanks for that mental image

mackg · 26-07-2011 10:27PM

mmmmmm.........discharge

7sr2z3fely84g5 · 26-07-2011 10:28PM

Eastenders

tan11ie · 26-07-2011 10:29PM

When they refuse to look at the MAP!

iPlop · 26-07-2011 10:29PM

Jimbob1977 wrote: »

Claim that men are dirty, but take a look at the discharge on knickers. Like glue or gruel.

It's called box batter son.

carlybabe1 · 26-07-2011 10:37PM

Jimbob1977 wrote: »

No sense of direction. A map would be more useful in the hands of an illiterate and visually impaired monkey.

Adore unfunny tripe like Sex and the City, but can't grasp The Office or Alan Partridge, etc.

Need Oprah Winfrey to empower them and tell them how or what to think. Gullible fools for the self-help industry.

Spend the day at work discussing the latest Brown Thomas sales, Emmerdale or Come Dine With Me.

No interest in current affairs or politics. How can females have an entitlement to vote with no comprehension of the issues? Like Kang said - "Go ahead. Throw away your vote."

Painful to take on holidays anywhere. They are more like toddlers. I'm tired. I can't walk any faster. I'm hungry. I need three suitcases. Impractical and stubborn. A drain on male resources.

Claim that men are dirty, but take a look at the discharge on knickers. Like glue or gruel.

you'll get a divorce no problem on the grounds of intolerable cruelty, for the reasons highlighted above. Seriously, you must have the worst wife ever She must be great in the sack

Sink The Banana wrote: »

It's called box batter son.

pmsl

:D oops! now theres somethin else to add to it

nermal15 · 26-07-2011 10:41PM

Cill Dara Abu wrote: »

So what she buy? Anything interesting?

Croissants were the highlight.

Also, I enjoy both Sex and the City and The Office and Alan Partridge. It is possible you know.

Stargazer7 · 26-07-2011 10:54PM

starviewadams wrote: »

The stupidity of 90% of women.

Glad I'm in the other 10% so

A sports loving (particularly F1 & GAA but general interest in all), physics studying, gym going girl.

Infuriating how shaving my head last year for charity and generally having short hair gets me the label of "lesbian".

How liking sports and having an interest in the technical sciences makes me somehow less feminine.

The assumption that I'm gonna be touchy and moody about everything. I can take slagging and banter as well as anyone, try me.

Ass grabbing in nightclubs - like I a boardsie said during the week, you wouldn't do it during the day in a supermarket so why does doing it in a dark pub make it suddenly ok?

This is for both sexes but how porn is changing expectations as if it's somehow representative of the majority of people's sex lives.

Silly thread is silly though cos it's full of generalizations. Women are as irrational as hell sometimes...

py2006 · 26-07-2011 11:01PM

Stargazer7 wrote: »

Ass grabbing in nightclubs - like I a boardsie said during the week, you wouldn't do it during the day in a supermarket so why does doing it in a dark pub make it suddenly ok?
.

I remember when I worked in a bar in my late teens, I had my ass pinched by several women!! Kinda freaked me out as they were way older! Older women still freak me out!

si_guru · 26-07-2011 11:02PM

nermal15 wrote: »

..I enjoy both Sex and the City and The Office ...

Not genetically possible!

(remember lads - they're evil, women will lie to snare you!)

She'll secretly block the discovery channel and buy cushions for all ye beds and sofas.

Daniel S · 26-07-2011 11:03PM

Their parents.

admiralofthefleet · 26-07-2011 11:04PM

the amount of time she spends in the shops. next time we are going to the pub im going to bring her 8 different pubs then back to the first one for a pint

Stargazer7 · 26-07-2011 11:09PM

py2006 wrote: »

I remember when I worked in a bar in my late teens, I had my ass pinched by several women!! Kinda freaked me out as they were way older! Older women still freak me out!

That reminds me about what infuriates me about my own sex...double standards....

i.e. it's ok to have a film with Jennifer Aniston in it sexually harassing someone cos it's "funny" and a "turn on" yet when a guy does it it's horrible and abusive. Also, it's ok to make jokes about premature ejaculation to sell Lynx or promote safe driving in young men cos, ya know, it's only a real male illness...

nermal15 · 26-07-2011 11:10PM

si_guru wrote: »

Not genetically possible!

(remember lads - they're evil, women will lie to snare you!)

She'll secretly block the discovery channel and buy cushions for all ye beds and sofas.

If I was going to lie I'd say I hated Sex and the City.

moco · 26-07-2011 11:11PM

Sink The Banana wrote: »

What annoy's me is the "I've nothing to wear" and there's a wardrobe full of clothes and the FÚCKING TAGS STILL ON!!!

Yea, but they're the things we bought a bit to small to give us an incentive to lose weight..but we never do..so we STILL have nothing to wear

py2006 · 26-07-2011 11:14PM

Stargazer7 wrote: »

That reminds me about what infuriates me about my own sex...double standards....

i.e. it's ok to have a film with Jennifer Aniston in it sexually harassing someone cos it's "funny" and a "turn on" yet when a guy does it it's horrible and abusive. Also, it's ok to make jokes about premature ejaculation to sell Lynx or promote safe driving in young men cos, ya know, it's only a real male illness...

Here, here!

Caraville · 26-07-2011 11:15PM

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

the amount of time she spends in the shops. next time we are going to the pub im going to bring her 8 different pubs then back to the first one for a pint

What is with these women that take their boyfriends/husbands shopping?!?! Also, actually- what is with the men who agree to go??

I shop alone. I know I'm fussy, so I won't inflict the traipsing around the shops pain on anyone. I can't shop knowing that other people are dying to get out of the shops or getting tired.

I would gladly go to 8 pubs and back to the first one though

Teyla Emmagan · 26-07-2011 11:15PM

Eric Cartman wrote: »

the biggest problem with this is you probably asked him to do something while he was watching tv , whatever you asked him to do could easily be done in an hour, or 3 hours, or tomorrow but you wanted it done now , so you bitched and moaned and he still didnt do it and by moaning you just made him not want to do it even more, the lesson is , tell him to do something and let him do it when he wants, if you want it done then, do it yourself, if it can wait a few hours then hes perfectly capable and will do it when hes bored

THREE MONTHS, I waited three frickin months, not three hours or three days or even three bl&&dy weeks.

Then I threw the couch at his head.

AND I told his Mam. So HA!!

Stargazer7 · 26-07-2011 11:16PM

moco wrote: »

Yea, but they're the things we bought a bit to small to give us an incentive to lose weight..but we never do..so we STILL have nothing to wear

Also, women who accept the stupid labels that society gives us. No offense to the above poster...it's a general thing. Just shows how powerful marketing and media forces are.

Studies have shown that women do worse at maths based tasks compared to men but when they are told that there should be no discrepancy between the results they do equally as well as men. We believe the s***e we are told waaaaayyyy too much.

tan11ie · 26-07-2011 11:16PM

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

the amount of time she spends in the shops. next time we are going to the pub im going to bring her 8 different pubs then back to the first one for a pint

That sounds great!!

What infuriates you about the opposite sex?

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