What infuriates you about the opposite sex?

py2006 · 26-07-2011 11:37AM #1

Is there anything about the opposite sex that really gets you annoyed?

Can't live with them, can't live without them and all that!! :rolleyes:

Quazzie · 26-07-2011 11:38AM

How they like to piss in groups.

allanb49 · 26-07-2011 11:39AM

are you ok?
yes
are you sure?
yes
ok,

wtf is wrong with you can't you see i'm upset you never ask me how i am!!!!

prinz · 26-07-2011 11:39AM

I get infuriated by individual people.

I'll give one though...

Her: What are you thinking about?

Me: Ehhhhhhhhhhhhh (now thinking).......I can't remember..I wasn't thinking about anything.

Her: How can that be? You're lying. You can't just sit there and not think about anything..

Me: Yes I can.

AeoNGriM · 26-07-2011 11:41AM

Quazzie wrote: »

How they like to piss in groups.

They don't really piss in groups, they are discussing how big/small their other half's lad is. Oh and having lesbian orgies too. True story.

On topic: How fascinated they are about shiny trinkets, handbags, shoes and really sh!tty music.

Chuck Stone · 26-07-2011 11:42AM

Womens always want you to listen to them.

Or something along those lines.

bronte · 26-07-2011 11:42AM

He thinks he's always right.

Gummy Panda · 26-07-2011 11:44AM

How they always want to be the one being cuddled while sleeping.

DAMNIT WOMAN, HUG MY BELLY!

SheFiend · 26-07-2011 11:45AM

Both equally fantastic and annoying. Both assume the entire population of the opposite gender is exactly like the few boyfriends / girlfriends they've had, despite the fact they are well aware they keep choosing to go out with the same type of person!

CardBordWindow · 26-07-2011 11:46AM

I hate how they always expect to be the small spoon.

Kintarō Hattori · 26-07-2011 11:47AM

Indecision.

py2006 · 26-07-2011 11:47AM

The girls that always go for the 'bad guy' and then complain because they are being treated wrong!!

excaliburhc · 26-07-2011 11:48AM

that women prefer nice guys :P and that they are not interested in money / lifestyle but that love is all that matters , yeah righhhhttttttt

Feeona · 26-07-2011 11:49AM

I hate the way that boys are made of frogs and snails and puppy dogs' tails. I haven't been brainwashed in any way whatsoever.

stephen_k · 26-07-2011 11:49AM

Ads directed at women on TV with phrases like "for your heavier flow days" in them.... :mad:

--Kaiser-- · 26-07-2011 11:50AM

Irrationality*

*Obviously doesn't apply to all women**

**Just most of them

Dravokivich · 26-07-2011 11:50AM

When they look scruffy, they aren't feeling too well.

When we look scruffy, we're dirty bastards...

Emiko · 26-07-2011 11:50AM

Women expecting you to understand their coded messages.

Why not just be straight out with things?

Needler · 26-07-2011 11:52AM

How they say they're "fine", yet you know you're going to hear all about how they're not fine when you're at home together and there's nobody else around.

Italia · 26-07-2011 11:58AM

It pi$$es me off no end when I'm concentrating (or trying to) watching a movie or especially a football game and she starts talking about things which are completely irrelevant (eg: how her friend has problems yada yada yada).
I've tried to be nice and gently point out that maybe it could wait until after the game / movie.... not a f*cking chance. Happens every bloody time. Now I just grunt or make some sound and try to ignore

danniemcq · 26-07-2011 11:58AM

Their constant demand for equal rights but if you raise your fist they scream that they say i can't hit them cause they are women.

come on have some consistancy at least

Mr Benevolent · 26-07-2011 12:01PM

bronte wrote: »

He thinks he's always right.

He is always right. Depend on it.

Their constant demand for equal rights but if you raise your fist they scream that they say i can't hit them cause they are women.

come on have some consistancy at least

Umm, it's illegal to raise your fist to anyone, regardless of sex or age. If you can't control yourself I suggest castration.

py2006 · 26-07-2011 12:01PM

Kinda says it all really!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4L7M6Ree8E

:P

jme2010 · 26-07-2011 12:01PM

When a woman says nothing's wrong, it means everything's wrong.

When a woman says everything's wrong, it means EVERYthing's wrong.

And when a woman says that something *isn't* funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off!

brummytom · 26-07-2011 12:02PM

The fact that they won't sleep with me

Gillington · 26-07-2011 12:05PM

They're my chips!

Hells Belle · 26-07-2011 12:05PM

danniemcq wrote: »

Their constant demand for equal rights but if you raise your fist they scream that they say i can't hit them cause they are women.

come on have some consistancy at least

Are you serious? You're complaining about not being able to hit women. FFS.

I smell virgins galore of this thread :pac:

Guill · 26-07-2011 12:05PM

Of course i dont want to go to a Musical.

Italia · 26-07-2011 12:07PM

maybe its because you're fugly and have no cash? If you've loads of cash, you can look like the hunchback of Notredame and you'll get more p*$$y than you can ever handle

OR....

Because you're not in touch with your femminine sensitive side??

brummytom wrote: »

The fact that they won't sleep with me

danniemcq · 26-07-2011 12:09PM

Confab wrote: »

Umm, it's illegal to raise your fist to anyone, regardless of sex or age. If you can't control yourself I suggest castration.

What if you are a boxer?

Caraville · 26-07-2011 12:09PM

I hate that you have to tell the majority of men a MILLION times to do something before it gets done, but that the woman ends up being "a nag" when the man eventually does it.

(Actually I generally find the company of men easier than the company of women, that's just one thing that bugs me about men).

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