What infuriates you about the opposite sex?

py2006

Is there anything about the opposite sex that really gets you annoyed?

Can't live with them, can't live without them and all that!! :rolleyes:

Quazzie

How they like to piss in groups.

allanb49

are you ok?
yes
are you sure?
yes
ok,

wtf is wrong with you can't you see i'm upset you never ask me how i am!!!!

prinz

I get infuriated by individual people.

I'll give one though...

Her: What are you thinking about?

Me: Ehhhhhhhhhhhhh (now thinking).......I can't remember..I wasn't thinking about anything.

Her: How can that be? You're lying. You can't just sit there and not think about anything..

Me: Yes I can.

AeoNGriM

Quazzie wrote: »

How they like to piss in groups.

They don't really piss in groups, they are discussing how big/small their other half's lad is. Oh and having lesbian orgies too. True story.


On topic: How fascinated they are about shiny trinkets, handbags, shoes and really sh!tty music.

Chuck Stone

Womens always want you to listen to them.

Or something along those lines.

bronte

He thinks he's always right.

Gummy Panda

How they always want to be the one being cuddled while sleeping.

DAMNIT WOMAN, HUG MY BELLY!

SheFiend

Both equally fantastic and annoying. Both assume the entire population of the opposite gender is exactly like the few boyfriends / girlfriends they've had, despite the fact they are well aware they keep choosing to go out with the same type of person!

CardBordWindow

I hate how they always expect to be the small spoon.

Kintarō Hattori

Indecision.

py2006

The girls that always go for the 'bad guy' and then complain because they are being treated wrong!!

excaliburhc

that women prefer nice guys :P and that they are not interested in money / lifestyle but that love is all that matters , yeah righhhhttttttt

Feeona

I hate the way that boys are made of frogs and snails and puppy dogs' tails. I haven't been brainwashed in any way whatsoever.

stephen_k

Ads directed at women on TV with phrases like "for your heavier flow days" in them.... :mad:

--Kaiser--

Irrationality*















*Obviously doesn't apply to all women**




















**Just most of them

Dravokivich

When they look scruffy, they aren't feeling too well.

When we look scruffy, we're dirty bastards...

Emiko

Women expecting you to understand their coded messages.

Why not just be straight out with things?

Needler

How they say they're "fine", yet you know you're going to hear all about how they're not fine when you're at home together and there's nobody else around.

Italia

It pi$$es me off no end when I'm concentrating (or trying to) watching a movie or especially a football game and she starts talking about things which are completely irrelevant (eg: how her friend has problems yada yada yada).
I've tried to be nice and gently point out that maybe it could wait until after the game / movie.... not a f*cking chance. Happens every bloody time. Now I just grunt or make some sound and try to ignore

danniemcq

Their constant demand for equal rights but if you raise your fist they scream that they say i can't hit them cause they are women.

come on have some consistancy at least

Mr Benevolent

bronte wrote: »

He thinks he's always right.

He is always right. Depend on it.

Their constant demand for equal rights but if you raise your fist they scream that they say i can't hit them cause they are women.

come on have some consistancy at least

Umm, it's illegal to raise your fist to anyone, regardless of sex or age. If you can't control yourself I suggest castration.

py2006

Kinda says it all really!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4L7M6Ree8E

:P

jme2010

When a woman says nothing's wrong, it means everything's wrong.

When a woman says everything's wrong, it means EVERYthing's wrong.

And when a woman says that something *isn't* funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off!

brummytom

The fact that they won't sleep with me

Gillington

They're my chips!

Hells Belle

danniemcq wrote: »

Their constant demand for equal rights but if you raise your fist they scream that they say i can't hit them cause they are women.

come on have some consistancy at least

Are you serious? You're complaining about not being able to hit women. FFS.

I smell virgins galore of this thread :pac:

Guill

Of course i dont want to go to a Musical.

Italia

maybe its because you're fugly and have no cash? If you've loads of cash, you can look like the hunchback of Notredame and you'll get more p*$$y than you can ever handle

OR....

Because you're not in touch with your femminine sensitive side??

brummytom wrote: »

The fact that they won't sleep with me

danniemcq

Confab wrote: »

Umm, it's illegal to raise your fist to anyone, regardless of sex or age. If you can't control yourself I suggest castration.

What if you are a boxer?

Caraville

I hate that you have to tell the majority of men a MILLION times to do something before it gets done, but that the woman ends up being "a nag" when the man eventually does it.

(Actually I generally find the company of men easier than the company of women, that's just one thing that bugs me about men).

Mr Benevolent

danniemcq wrote: »

What if you are a boxer?

Ah, so you're 16. Carry on.

danniemcq

Hells Belle wrote: »

Are you serious? You're complaining about not being able to hit women. FFS.

I smell virgins galore of this thread :pac:

pinch of salt needed with my last post, spanking though.....

ItsNoAlias

Their inability to understand The Wire (not applicable to all women).
Not taking what I say literally and being offended.
In a pub situation, thinking I am coming into them because I have acknowledged their existance.:mad:
Inane things they speak about: (I do not care that your friends boyfriend was looking at another of your friends and ignoring his girlfriend).
The blank stare I get if I mention anything to do with science/math/books/music (This is most people and not technically the opposite sex).

ArphaRima

you have to tell the majority of men a MILLION times to do something

Do it yourself. I'm watching TV.

moomooman

They're just so huggy and sweet and adorable I cant possibly get infuriated

kfallon

No women seemed to enjoy The Office or even get it :rolleyes:

Frank Black

Man has affair: What a selfish pr;ick. No loyalty, no respect for anyone else. All men are [EMAIL="b@stards"]b@stards[/EMAIL].

Woman has affair: Obviously her husband wasn’t attending to her emotional needs/paying her enough attention forcing her seek solace elsewhere. All men are b@stards.

what.to.do

Just because I talk to you does not mean I want to do you.

AAAAAAAAAAND men always get to be the big spoon. I HATE being the little spoon!

chicken fingers

Confab wrote: »

Umm, it's illegal to raise your fist to anyone, regardless of sex or age. If you can't control yourself I suggest castration.

Is it illegal?
I hit my OH all the time and she hits me even more!
We have a passionate violent relationship, thats just how it is.

What does cutting off genitals have to do with countering violence?

Nothing infuriates me about my gf, we actually laugh at the stereotypes mentioned in this thread when we see them.

If she wants to talk to me she will talk to me plainly and if I know she does/doesn't want me to do something I will/won't do it!

Logical Fallacy

Caraville wrote: »

I hate that you have to tell the majority of men a MILLION times to do something before it gets done,

You do realise in the time it takes you to ask someone something a million times you could have done it yourself and made him a sandwich?

danniemcq

Confab wrote: »

Ah, so you're 16. Carry on.

no, way off the mark, she is though

Ickle Magoo

People who have abysmal taste in partners and then use their negative experiences as fertiliser to grow an enormous chip on their shoulder about an entire gender - 99.9999% of which they have never met.

That goes for both genders, btw.

Feeona

Circle jerks. Something very herd like about them.

Dravokivich

danniemcq wrote: »

no, way off the mark, she is though

has she just told you she's 16, unless you've proof she may be 12...

Scanlas The 2nd

Caraville wrote: »

I hate that you have to tell the majority of men a MILLION times to do something before it gets done, but that the woman ends up being "a nag" when the man eventually does it.

(Actually I generally find the company of men easier than the company of women, that's just one thing that bugs me about men).

I think that happens because things being neat and tidy around the house is more important to more women than men. Men often don't get the payoff (emotionally) from doing these things that women do. I think that's why women end up doing most of the housework, because they get more pleasure from the end result than men.

It could be argued that a much of the house cleaning should be done by the person who gets the benefit of it being done. If one person doesn't care either way if there is some dust on the table then why should that person have to clean it. They are perfectly happy with the dust on the table. Maybe the person who does care about it should do it themselves.

kfallon

Feeona wrote: »

Circle jerks. Something very herd like about them.

Like bukkake?

Logical Fallacy

Feeona wrote: »

Circle jerks. Something very herd like about them.

What's the female equivalent of this i have always wondered.

Elliptical Flicks?

ArphaRima

Feeona wrote: »

Circle jerks. Something very herd like about them.

That's boarding school for you

Mr. Denton

I hate how they smell so good.

Frankly I'm hardly getting any sleep these days what with the amount of stalking I have to do after work.

danniemcq

Dravokivich wrote: »

has she just told you she's 16, unless you've proof she may be 12...

Really?!

giggidy