Making weird noises during sex ?

Daegerty · 17-06-2011 12:16PM

I AM THE LIZARD KING

RebelSniper · 17-06-2011 02:41PM

How about you do it Memestyle...

Shout that its over 9000, Falcon punch her and then mention how her behind looks like someone divided by zero. Bulletproof!

ilovelamp2000 · 17-06-2011 02:47PM

word of warning lads,

apparently "BANG ! And the dirt is gone" is not an acceptable way to finish

jonnyfingers · 17-06-2011 03:32PM

The walls in my apartment are very thin so I find i have to be careful what I let out at the moment of pleasure.

Usually it's just a few "Allahu Akbar"s to try and freak out the neighbours.

Seachmall · 17-06-2011 03:35PM

Next time you start to go down on a chick start humming the theme tune to Indiana Jones

sensibleken · 17-06-2011 03:38PM

lefty loosey, righty tighty

CardBordWindow · 17-06-2011 03:41PM

Boom goes the dynamite!

leviathon · 17-06-2011 03:42PM

Called out the wrong lass's name once by mistake.... it's like hitting a built in eject button in the bed....

SheFiend · 22-06-2011 07:15PM

-Kenny- wrote: »

Just as ya finish you shout 'MORTAL KOMBAT !!!! ' and your roommate outside busts in the door and yells 'FINISH HER!'

Hahaha nice

audi a4 2008 · 22-06-2011 07:27PM

for some strange reason which i cant explain:D,when im at it doggystyle just when i release the torpedo into her i say,ho ho ho merry christmas ha ha the laughter is crazy after i say it;)

celj · 22-06-2011 07:31PM

I always sing this:

http://www.iiiiiiii.com/

Its so easy to remember and the ladies LOVE it.

If I'm REALLY happy I'll sing this:

http://www.lalalaa.com/

RebelSniper · 23-06-2011 12:57AM

Or start playing music from an ice-cream van to tell her the Ice-Cream was ready

Daegerty · 23-06-2011 01:30AM

Keyzer wrote: »

A guy in college who was from Mayo used to start off say "Mayo" very quietly when on the job.

As he progressed, this got louder and turned into "Maaaay-o" until finally it was "Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay-ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo".....

At least it wasn't Croatia

DazMarz · 23-06-2011 02:04AM

I have a bad habit of emitting a very high-pitched moan at the climax... very squeaky and quite loud. I usually bury my face in a pillow or something, but it is still quite weird and unmasculine!!!:o

Gulliver · 23-06-2011 08:32AM

At the vinegar stroke:
"By the power of Greyskull..... I HAVE THE POWER!!"

SheFiend · 19-07-2011 03:01AM

DazMarz wrote: »

I have a bad habit of emitting a very high-pitched moan at the climax... very squeaky and quite loud. I usually bury my face in a pillow or something, but it is still quite weird and unmasculine!!!:o

Nice to announce your arrival though! Especially if you can't help it

carlybabe1 · 21-07-2011 12:52PM

Thatnastyboy wrote: »

not many weird noises during,

but just after i throw up my hand and shout "high five",

sometimes its funny and I get high five'd, sometimes its not appreciated and i get a slap

I reckon this^^^^ is as a direct result of this

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Novella wrote: »

You whisper something sexy like, "Is that it?"
I know what you're trying to say, girl!
You're tryin' to say, "Oh yeah, that's it!"
And you tell me you want some more.
Well I'm not surprised but I am quite sleepy.

:pac::pac::pac::pac:

Are ye in :eek::eek::eek::eek:
or
are ye finished?? ALREADY??? :mad: FFS, roll over and watch telly, i gots some bidniss to tend too :cool:

:P:P:P:P

jprboy · 21-07-2011 01:00PM

Kitty_Ears wrote: »

I have a friend who's cousin apparently :rolleyes: took home a Kilkenny girl, from the pub after a hurling match...
They got down to it anyways and just as he, erm, arrived
He shouted "Up Wexford" in her face.
Got up, got dressed and left :L

That's a somewhat Gorey tale.......