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Making weird noises during sex ?

Richard Dower

Oh dear!...you know when something triggers a memory, something you've not thought about in years, i just recalled a most embarrsing, um "moment" that left me

What are your own weird noise sex faux pas?

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jme2010

Dosent matter what I say. Its always muffled.

smash

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6R5QueuvKQ4

Morag

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5K3UdIiMpM&NR=1

jprboy

Kitty_Ears wrote: »

I have a friend who's cousin apparently :rolleyes: took home a Kilkenny girl, from the pub after a hurling match...
They got down to it anyways and just as he, erm, arrived
He shouted "Up Wexford" in her face.
Got up, got dressed and left :L

That's a somewhat Gorey tale.......

carlybabe1

Thatnastyboy wrote: »

not many weird noises during,

but just after i throw up my hand and shout "high five",

sometimes its funny and I get high five'd, sometimes its not appreciated and i get a slap

I reckon this^^^^ is as a direct result of this

Novella wrote: »

You whisper something sexy like, "Is that it?"
I know what you're trying to say, girl!
You're tryin' to say, "Oh yeah, that's it!"
And you tell me you want some more.
Well I'm not surprised but I am quite sleepy.

:pac::pac::pac::pac:

Are ye in :eek::eek::eek::eek:
or
are ye finished?? ALREADY??? :mad: FFS, roll over and watch telly, i gots some bidniss to tend too :cool:

:P:P:P:P

SheFiend

DazMarz wrote: »

I have a bad habit of emitting a very high-pitched moan at the climax... very squeaky and quite loud. I usually bury my face in a pillow or something, but it is still quite weird and unmasculine!!!:o

Nice to announce your arrival though! Especially if you can't help it

Gulliver

At the vinegar stroke:
"By the power of Greyskull..... I HAVE THE POWER!!"

DazMarz

I have a bad habit of emitting a very high-pitched moan at the climax... very squeaky and quite loud. I usually bury my face in a pillow or something, but it is still quite weird and unmasculine!!!:o

Daegerty

Keyzer wrote: »

A guy in college who was from Mayo used to start off say "Mayo" very quietly when on the job.

As he progressed, this got louder and turned into "Maaaay-o" until finally it was "Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay-ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo".....

At least it wasn't Croatia

RebelSniper

Or start playing music from an ice-cream van to tell her the Ice-Cream was ready

celj

I always sing this:

http://www.iiiiiiii.com/

Its so easy to remember and the ladies LOVE it.

If I'm REALLY happy I'll sing this:

http://www.lalalaa.com/

audi a4 2008

for some strange reason which i cant explain:D,when im at it doggystyle just when i release the torpedo into her i say,ho ho ho merry christmas ha ha the laughter is crazy after i say it;)

SheFiend

-Kenny- wrote: »

Just as ya finish you shout 'MORTAL KOMBAT !!!! ' and your roommate outside busts in the door and yells 'FINISH HER!'

Hahaha nice

leviathon

Called out the wrong lass's name once by mistake.... it's like hitting a built in eject button in the bed....

CardBordWindow

Boom goes the dynamite!

sensibleken

lefty loosey, righty tighty

Seachmall

Next time you start to go down on a chick start humming the theme tune to Indiana Jones

jonnyfingers

The walls in my apartment are very thin so I find i have to be careful what I let out at the moment of pleasure.

Usually it's just a few "Allahu Akbar"s to try and freak out the neighbours.

ilovelamp2000

word of warning lads,

apparently "BANG ! And the dirt is gone" is not an acceptable way to finish

RebelSniper

How about you do it Memestyle...

Shout that its over 9000, Falcon punch her and then mention how her behind looks like someone divided by zero. Bulletproof!

Daegerty

I AM THE LIZARD KING

Gulliver

Keyzer wrote: »

A guy in college who was from Mayo used to start off say "Mayo" very quietly when on the job.

As he progressed, this got louder and turned into "Maaaay-o" until finally it was "Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay-ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo".....

".....daylight come and me wan' go home"

orourkeda

http://retromedia.ign.com/retro/image/article/906/906317/dick-tracy-20080828045849044_640w.jpg

Keyzer

A guy in college who was from Mayo used to start off say "Mayo" very quietly when on the job.

As he progressed, this got louder and turned into "Maaaay-o" until finally it was "Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay-ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo".....

Gulliver

"Bless me Father for I have sinned..."

smash

msthe80s wrote: »

You guys get sooooo turned on when we moan during sex.:rolleyes:
Don't you??????

Did you put the bins out?
Did you put the wet towels in the wash basket?
You're too heavy on me- move.
Your breath is rank-did you brush your teeth after that curry?
Did you turn off the immersion?
Why are your socks on the floor?.............

........." I love it when you moan........."

Clearly you should be flipped over and told to bite the pillow!

sensibleken

DADDY NOOOO!!!!

cosmicfart

-Kenny- wrote: »

Just as ya finish you shout 'MORTAL KOMBAT !!!! ' and your roommate outside busts in the door and yells 'FINISH HER!'

LOL that one cracked me up

Seachmall

A friend of a friend was on holidays a couple of weeks ago. The story goes that he had brought a girl back the appartment and had mounted her from behind. As he was finishing he roared at the top of his lungs "MOOOOSE!" while forming antlers with his hands on his head, she turned around in shock and he played dumb. They now do it every time they bring a girl home.

fearcruach

Best one I heard was from drunktextsfromlastnight.com:

[When the guy came, he rubbed a line of cum on my forehead and whispered "Simba" in my ear]