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Farting around girls

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  • #62
    RichieC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,331 ✭✭✭RichieC


    Chris P. Bacon wrote: »
    Not for the person who farted!

    true! unless it's one of those weird farts you get from time to time that appalled even yourself :p


  • #63
    Captain Darling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,542 ✭✭✭Captain Darling


    RichieC wrote: »
    the worse the smell the less funny it it is.

    This is true.

    There's nothing worse then someone farting in a car. I've a friend who will say nothing and just open the window silently, you then know that you are about to be treated to a real stinker of a fart.


  • #64
    ShadowHearth
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,911 ✭✭✭✭ShadowHearth


    I live with my misses 7 years. I allways fart when she is around. She bitches a bit, but it's cool. :)

    I only heard her fart 2 years ago thought!!!! I was like wtf did you fart?! I just newer heard her doing it, so it was pretty damn funny :D


  • #65
    Chris P. Bacon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭Chris P. Bacon


    RichieC wrote: »
    true! unless it's one of those weird farts you get from time to time that appalled even yourself :p

    I had one of them this morning!,i couldn't believe my body could produce such a toxic smell :o


  • #66
    blogga
    Closed Accounts Posts: 344 ✭✭blogga


    Let's talk about farting.


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  • #67
    Captain Darling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,542 ✭✭✭Captain Darling


    Chris P. Bacon wrote: »
    I had one of them this morning!,i couldn't believe my body could produce such a toxic smell :o

    Guinness farts.


    That is all.


  • #68
    GTDolanator
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 772 ✭✭✭GTDolanator


    farts are one thing

    but what about queefs,like WTF?


  • #69
    Alter-Ego
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,324 ✭✭✭Alter-Ego


    It's always good to have a cigarette lighter on you to burn up the really nasty ones. Nothing worse than a Guinness fart that just keeps lingering.


  • #70
    The_Thing
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,017 ✭✭✭The_Thing


    [Q] What's the difference between women and fridges?

    [A] Fridges don't fart when you take your meat out.


  • #71
    flutterflye
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭flutterflye


    As long as it doesn't stink, I couldn't care less who farts in my presence.

    But can someone please explain to me how the fcuk farting is funny? Please!
    Sneezing isn't funny, neither is coughing, or peeing, even burping isn't funny.
    It's just intestinal gas.
    It's not vulgar or rude.
    But it's also not funny! Wtf?!


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  • #72
    Ally Dick
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,822 ✭✭✭✭Ally Dick


    I have always believed in the fart test - if you can fart openly in front of a girlfriend, she's the one for you


  • #73
    Alter-Ego
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,324 ✭✭✭Alter-Ego


    flutterflye wrote: »
    As long as it doesn't stink, I couldn't care less who farts in my presence.

    But can someone please explain to me how the fcuk farting is funny? Please!
    Sneezing isn't funny, neither is coughing, or peeing, even burping isn't funny.
    It's just intestinal gas.
    It's not vulgar or rude.
    But it's also not funny! Wtf?!


    There's little funnier than a perfectly timed fart. When there's a deafening silence in the room, during a soppy close up in a movie etc...


  • #74
    7sr2z3fely84g5
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,571 ✭✭✭7sr2z3fely84g5


    i love to let off a big one around some snobby wans..


  • #75
    mattjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    During my cider days ,I always had a fear of following thru...particularly when walking home...tended to walk fast and clench a lot


  • #76
    Joey the lips
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,262 ✭✭✭✭Joey the lips


    farting in a relationship is contentment. Farting in mass in bravado


    Sharting can be another story.....


  • #77
    blogga
    Closed Accounts Posts: 344 ✭✭blogga


    Deandre Rich Barnyard wrote: »
    i love to let off a big one around some snobby wans..

    I bet you're constantly farting. They are all soooo snobby to you aren't they?


  • #78
    volvoman480
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 283 ✭✭volvoman480


    My good lady wife was giving me grief about my farting just this morning. I tried to explain that my farting in her company is a sign of how comfortable we are together. She refused to see things my way so I sat in silence in the car and let rip with a whole string of ninja farts all the way home.. I kept blaming our two daughters for the god awful stink in the car but I don't think she believed me... I wouldn't mind but when she was pregnant she was fcuking rancid, we nearly had paint peeling off the walls.

    To be honest though lads, we all know the real reason women "don't" fart, they don't shut up long enough to build up the pressure..


  • #79
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    Captain Darling wrote: »
    Guinness farts.


    That is all.

    no. guinness and indian farts make the paint peel off walls


  • #80
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Only emit effete odourless ones around them until they are fully in your clutches - namely in a mortgage and/or with kids - and then break them in to a lifetime of blithe methane emission.


  • #81
    Cerocco
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 547 ✭✭✭Cerocco


    Fact - We fart 2 litres of gas a day. Men and women

    Awkward moment 2 weeks ago. Had the boss in the car and he let one drop and stank the car out. Decided not to say anything, man it was awkward and smelly!!!!!


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  • #82
    blogga
    Closed Accounts Posts: 344 ✭✭blogga


    Can we keep on topic please.


  • #83
    aligator_am
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,598 ✭✭✭aligator_am


    BluesBerry wrote: »
    Did the romans not believe that it was rude NOT to fart at dinner time they peed belched and vomited up their food so they could keep on eating
    They were a ghastly race :pac:

    Yeah, and they evolved in to the Catholic Church! (although they'll tell you that evolution doesn't exist, it was God's will that they became the Catholic Church lol)

    Now I'm wondering, does God fart? is that what supernovas are?


  • #84
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    anyone unfortunate enough to recieve the devils breath?


  • #85
    aligator_am
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,598 ✭✭✭aligator_am


    Joey the lips wrote: »
    farting in a relationship is contentment. Farting in mass in bravado


    Sharting can be another story.....

    Bonus points if you position yerself in front of some holy mary octogenerian and let loose while all are on their knees praying about the chuch roof or some such bollox :)


  • #86
    CamperMan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,835 ✭✭✭CamperMan


    be yourself.. if you want to let one fly, then do so....


  • #87
    tallaghtmick
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,724 ✭✭✭tallaghtmick


    For the ultimate stink eat 2 packets of hunky dorys cheese and onion or even better mix with bread and butter for a sambo and lash it down with coke......if you leave that to stu for a bit you will get a potent paint stripper:D


  • #88
    blogga
    Closed Accounts Posts: 344 ✭✭blogga


    Why don't people just talk about farts.


  • #89
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    admiralofthefleet wrote: »
    anyone unfortunate enough to recieve the devils breath?

    What's that?


  • #90
    greenybaby
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 415 ✭✭greenybaby


    i dont mind my fella farting around me, ok sometimes i do as they can be toxic :mad: but apart from that i don't mind

    on the other hand i DO NOT fart when near him, ok once i did one on his leg when drunk just to prove him wrong but never again :pac:


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  • #91
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    Kojak wrote: »
    What's that?

    when your underneath in a 69 and the girl farts. not as bad as a devils banquet though - when she farts and follows through


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