Farting around girls

Richard Dower

i was always told it was rude to let rip when a girl is around, especially if she's sleeping next to you, i'm wondering if the same applies to other members?

Is there any circumstances when one simply must let one go, from my understanding farting when in proximity to a girl is akin to calling her a c-u-next-tuesday, like they take it really bad and are highly insulted.

Have you had any embarassing farting faux pas?

Needler

Its gentlemanly to fart into a lighting match on a cold day when there's a girl standing behind you so she can use the resulting flame to warm her hands

Wolfe Tone

I don't know what people did before the smoking ban, I know most of the time I go out to the smoking area its not to smoke, its to let rip

seanybiker

Fook that. I let rip. Its only a fart

Abi

Fucking hell, just fart!!!


I'd much rather a guy let one go - I'd laugh for a start, but jesus. I'd much prefer that than he'd be crippled with cramps over it. Thats just stupid.

Kojak

Abi wrote: »

Fucking hell, just fart!!!


I'd much rather a guy let one go - I'd laugh for a start, but jesus. I'd much prefer that than he'd be crippled with cramps over it. Thats just stupid.

So what you are saying is that you like the smell of a dirty fart?

Its also a great way to clear a room if you want to be on your own.

Novella

Talk about over-thinking things! It's just a fart ffs!

thebullkf

Ah.... dutch ovens.....

LETHAL LADY

Wolfe Tone wrote: »

I don't know what people did before the smoking ban, I know most of the time I go out to the smoking area its not to smoke, its to let rip

Best be careful around your flammable gasses and girls with lighters.

policarp

A roman soldier was executed because of a flatulant issue
more than 2000 years ago.
But of course wer'e not Romans.
So blast away.

Abi

Kojak wrote: »

So what you are saying is that you like the smell of a dirty fart?

>_>



My Dad is very comfortable with letting go, he has it down to an hilarious 'squeaky' art. And the faces he makes doing it - then burst out laughing. He never would do it in front of a group of people or anything though.

Still hilarious when he does it :pac:

BluesBerry

You need to hold them in around us ladies cause there is nothing funnier than when men hold them in for so long that they escape resulting in a fermented squeaky sounding long one as they desperately try and pretend its not happening by crossing their legs and sitting poker faced resulting in much LOLS :pac:

Degag

I reckon all girls secretely love a good fart

Son Of A Vidic

OP - Breaking News

Women actually fart, amazing as that may seem to you. I can assure you they do.

BluesBerry

policarp wrote: »

A roman soldier was executed because of a flatulant issue
more than 2000 years ago.
But of course wer'e not Romans.
So blast away.

Did the romans not believe that it was rude NOT to fart at dinner time they peed belched and vomited up their food so they could keep on eating
They were a ghastly race :pac:

Abi

Corvus Maximus wrote: »

OP - Breaking News

Women actually fart, amazing as that may seem to you. I can assure you they do.

Shhhh..... >_>

BluesBerry

Corvus Maximus wrote: »

OP - Breaking News

Women actually fart, amazing as that may seem to you. I can assure you they do.

LIES!!!!!!!!!!

Surion

Corvus Maximus wrote: »

OP - Breaking News

Women actually fart, amazing as that may seem to you. I can assure you they do.

I am agog!

Kojak

Maybe instead of letting rip, you should bottle it and sell it on e-bay.

BluesBerry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaDYr284SUk

Degag

Kojak wrote: »

Maybe instead of letting rip, you should bottle it and sell it on e-bay.

Seriously man, this.

LETHAL LADY

My hubby announces his stinky noxious gases as who stood on the duck, it does make me giggle, but tbh I would still rather not be privy to the stink.:pac:

policarp

BluesBerry wrote: »

Did the romans not believe that it was rude NOT to fart at dinner time they peed belched and vomited up their food so they could keep on eating
They were a ghastly race :pac:

Yes but at certain times it was considered offensive.

--LOS--

just fart but don't try and blame your farts on me!

gubbie

I had a Czech friend who let her boyfriend fart around her because if you truly love someone then you wouldn't want them to feel uncomfortable. So I let my boyfriend fart around me. He's not a very flatulent man though

billymitchell

me and my missus fart and burp around each other all the time, classiest couple you'll ever meet!!!
Dont understand what the big deal is!!

holystungun9

What is the world coming to?? I can't masturbate around women, I can't fart around women, I can't lean in to the girl in front of me and sniff her hair at the bus stop.....Ireland is a sinking ship!

kfallon

Just let one rip and then push her head under the duvet so she can mark it out of 10!

I am willing to reciprocate if she lets off a loud 'trump' too!

Farts are comedy gold, for the best effect ever let one rip in a library

Captain Darling

And what about girls farting around guys? Nothing funnier then a girl letting one off unintentionally and getting embarrassed over it.

I know this guy who had a feed of guinness one night with his girlfriend (now his wife) and let rip with the stinkest fart the following morning. She was so sick from drink she puked all over the place at the smell of it.

I'm all for farting around people, but if its going to smell like something died up your hole, thats just not on. Not on i tell you!

barone

if you cant fart around your woman your never truly gonna be comfortable in her presence,if she's the one for you she will laugh it off,or at the very least tolerate it..

kfallon

A good tactic of mine is to also let 4 or 5 farts off in quick succession and when the lady in question looks at me rather angrily I simply retort, "What? I can't stop them, maybe if you stuck your finger up there it might help keep them in!" :pac:

ejmaztec

kfallon wrote: »

Just let one rip and then push her head under the duvet so she can mark it out of 10!

I am willing to reciprocate if she lets off a loud 'trump' too!

Farts are comedy gold, for the best effect ever let one rip in a library

It might not be so good if instead of a fart, you get the squits:eek:

orourkeda

Richard Dower wrote: »

i was always told it was rude to let rip when a girl is around, especially if she's sleeping next to you, i'm wondering if the same applies to other members?

Is there any circumstances when one simply must let one go, from my understanding farting when in proximity to a girl is akin to calling her a c-u-next-tuesday, like they take it really bad and are highly insulted.

Have you had any embarassing farting faux pas?

How can farting beside someone be equated to calling them a c*nt

kfallon

ejmaztec wrote: »

It might not be so good if instead of a fart, you get the squits:eek:

The difference between me and you is 'control', I have it, you don't

Captain Darling

barone wrote: »

if you cant fart around your woman your never truly gonna be comfortable in her presence,if she's the one for you she will laugh it off,or at the very least tolerate it..

I was drinking cider at a music festival there lately and i discovered that it makes me fart like a fcuker. Christ, i had a large barrel of fart in me at one stage. Went into the portaloo and fcuking blasted the place out of it. Deafening crescendo's of fart rolling out of my ass. Unreal. I was afraid to do it outside of the jacks. Major shart alert.

Probably didnt help that i had half a vat of cider inside of me. My fcuking ring was on fire. Cider can take a sh1te for itself now.

Sweatynutsack

Myself and the oh have a very strict rule on this

I'm aloud but she's not !!

Mickeroo

The ability to fart in the company of your other half is an important milestone in any relationship. Ever heard of a Dutch Oven OP?

Jemmy

Novella wrote: »

Talk about over-thinking things! It's just a fart ffs!

Have to agree!

thebullkf wrote: »

Ah.... dutch ovens.....

lol that might be crossing the line tho!

Lu Tze

Abi wrote: »

Shhhh..... >_>

Yep - thats exactly what lady farts sound like

ejmaztec

kfallon wrote: »

The difference between me and you is 'control', I have a butt plug, you don't

fyp:pac:

My boyfriend farts around me all the time.

50% of the time I don't react.
49% of the time I burst out laughing.
1% of the time I call him a dirty bast*rd and have to evacuate the room.

kfallon

ejmaztec wrote: »

fyp:pac:

Butt plug = my finger

Needler

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxxsP7VWVN8

ejmaztec

kfallon wrote: »

Butt plug = my finger

I hope you don't bite your nails.:P

kfallon

ejmaztec wrote: »

I hope you don't bite your nails.:P

I clip them....occupational hazard if I don't :pac:

admiralofthefleet

since my missus has been pregnant her fart clappers have been working overtime, ive been nearly blown out of the bed loads of times so yes girls; yis do fart and boy do you stink

Kojak

Degag wrote: »

Seriously man, this.

Yeah, that could be done. Or else set up a rival to Bord Gáis and sell "natural" gas to needy consumers....

YFlyer

gubbie wrote: »

I had a Czech friend who let her boyfriend fart around her because if you truly love someone then you wouldn't want them to feel uncomfortable. So I let my boyfriend fart around me. He's not a very flatulent man though

I love Czech girls.

Standard Toaster

Dutch Ovan each and everytime.

cocokay

my fella never stops. for the first few months he used to go to the loo apparently and let rip there. now he does it nonstop & most of the time i don't care cause my dad is a champion farter & i grew listening to all sorts of flatulance but sometimes if i'm hungover it really p!sses me off! or coming back into the bedroom and getting into the bed stinking of farts its just gross!

Cee-Jay-Cee

If in doubt let it out, god knows what it might be doing to your insides if you were to hold it in.