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Farting around girls

Richard Dower

i was always told it was rude to let rip when a girl is around, especially if she's sleeping next to you, i'm wondering if the same applies to other members?

Is there any circumstances when one simply must let one go, from my understanding farting when in proximity to a girl is akin to calling her a c-u-next-tuesday, like they take it really bad and are highly insulted.

Have you had any embarassing farting faux pas?

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RichieC

Chris P. Bacon wrote: »

Not for the person who farted!

true! unless it's one of those weird farts you get from time to time that appalled even yourself

Captain Darling

RichieC wrote: »

the worse the smell the less funny it it is.

This is true.

There's nothing worse then someone farting in a car. I've a friend who will say nothing and just open the window silently, you then know that you are about to be treated to a real stinker of a fart.

ShadowHearth

I live with my misses 7 years. I allways fart when she is around. She bitches a bit, but it's cool.

I only heard her fart 2 years ago thought!!!! I was like wtf did you fart?! I just newer heard her doing it, so it was pretty damn funny

Chris P. Bacon

RichieC wrote: »

true! unless it's one of those weird farts you get from time to time that appalled even yourself

I had one of them this morning!,i couldn't believe my body could produce such a toxic smell

blogga

Let's talk about farting.

Captain Darling

Chris P. Bacon wrote: »

I had one of them this morning!,i couldn't believe my body could produce such a toxic smell

Guinness farts.

That is all.

GTDolanator

farts are one thing

but what about queefs,like WTF?

Alter-Ego

It's always good to have a cigarette lighter on you to burn up the really nasty ones. Nothing worse than a Guinness fart that just keeps lingering.

The_Thing

[Q] What's the difference between women and fridges?

[A] Fridges don't fart when you take your meat out.

flutterflye

As long as it doesn't stink, I couldn't care less who farts in my presence.

But can someone please explain to me how the fcuk farting is funny? Please!
Sneezing isn't funny, neither is coughing, or peeing, even burping isn't funny.
It's just intestinal gas.
It's not vulgar or rude.
But it's also not funny! Wtf?!

Ally Dick

I have always believed in the fart test - if you can fart openly in front of a girlfriend, she's the one for you

Alter-Ego

flutterflye wrote: »

As long as it doesn't stink, I couldn't care less who farts in my presence.

But can someone please explain to me how the fcuk farting is funny? Please!
Sneezing isn't funny, neither is coughing, or peeing, even burping isn't funny.
It's just intestinal gas.
It's not vulgar or rude.
But it's also not funny! Wtf?!

There's little funnier than a perfectly timed fart. When there's a deafening silence in the room, during a soppy close up in a movie etc...

7sr2z3fely84g5

i love to let off a big one around some snobby wans..

mattjack

During my cider days ,I always had a fear of following thru...particularly when walking home...tended to walk fast and clench a lot

Joey the lips

farting in a relationship is contentment. Farting in mass in bravado

Sharting can be another story.....

blogga

Deandre Rich Barnyard wrote: »

i love to let off a big one around some snobby wans..

I bet you're constantly farting. They are all soooo snobby to you aren't they?

volvoman480

My good lady wife was giving me grief about my farting just this morning. I tried to explain that my farting in her company is a sign of how comfortable we are together. She refused to see things my way so I sat in silence in the car and let rip with a whole string of ninja farts all the way home.. I kept blaming our two daughters for the god awful stink in the car but I don't think she believed me... I wouldn't mind but when she was pregnant she was fcuking rancid, we nearly had paint peeling off the walls.

To be honest though lads, we all know the real reason women "don't" fart, they don't shut up long enough to build up the pressure..

admiralofthefleet

Captain Darling wrote: »

Guinness farts.

That is all.

no. guinness and indian farts make the paint peel off walls

stovelid

Only emit effete odourless ones around them until they are fully in your clutches - namely in a mortgage and/or with kids - and then break them in to a lifetime of blithe methane emission.

Cerocco

Fact - We fart 2 litres of gas a day. Men and women

Awkward moment 2 weeks ago. Had the boss in the car and he let one drop and stank the car out. Decided not to say anything, man it was awkward and smelly!!!!!

blogga

Can we keep on topic please.

aligator_am

BluesBerry wrote: »

Did the romans not believe that it was rude NOT to fart at dinner time they peed belched and vomited up their food so they could keep on eating
They were a ghastly race :pac:

Yeah, and they evolved in to the Catholic Church! (although they'll tell you that evolution doesn't exist, it was God's will that they became the Catholic Church lol)

Now I'm wondering, does God fart? is that what supernovas are?

admiralofthefleet

anyone unfortunate enough to recieve the devils breath?

aligator_am

Joey the lips wrote: »

farting in a relationship is contentment. Farting in mass in bravado

Sharting can be another story.....

Bonus points if you position yerself in front of some holy mary octogenerian and let loose while all are on their knees praying about the chuch roof or some such bollox

CamperMan

be yourself.. if you want to let one fly, then do so....

tallaghtmick

For the ultimate stink eat 2 packets of hunky dorys cheese and onion or even better mix with bread and butter for a sambo and lash it down with coke......if you leave that to stu for a bit you will get a potent paint stripper:D

blogga

Why don't people just talk about farts.

Kojak

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

anyone unfortunate enough to recieve the devils breath?

What's that?

greenybaby

i dont mind my fella farting around me, ok sometimes i do as they can be toxic :mad: but apart from that i don't mind

on the other hand i DO NOT fart when near him, ok once i did one on his leg when drunk just to prove him wrong but never again :pac:

admiralofthefleet

Kojak wrote: »

What's that?

when your underneath in a 69 and the girl farts. not as bad as a devils banquet though - when she farts and follows through