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Smackdown - The put your money where your mouth is thread (see mod post 179)

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,554 ✭✭✭Mr Slow


    Perkina3 wrote: »
    Fine then.... Mr. Slow.... I call yo ass out boooii! :P

    Forfeit: Loser buys winner first drink in the bar...

    *Looks for atm* :rolleyes:


    Just to point out you have a faster 5k time than me, should you not be targetting Meno?

    But if you insist I will conceed to leave you in a snotty mess, it will btw be interesting to see how your natural speed measures up over 5 miles, have you run up the Kyber recently?:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 570 ✭✭✭Perkina3


    Mr Slow wrote: »
    Just to point out you have a faster 5k time than me, should you not be targetting Meno?

    But if you insist I will conceed to leave you in a snotty mess, it will btw be interesting to see how your natural speed measures up over 5 miles, have you run up the Kyber recently?:D

    Oh it on like donkey cong now! :D

    Eh yeah I ran up it for donore.... nearly broke me! haha.... Eh yeah snotty mess me thinks not....

    I will creep up on you and overtake u in the final stretch....Just ask Vagga.... Already done it to him....

    Might have a faster 5km time but I actually think ur 5km time is a little soft (I am sure meno will agree here) given ur pace at the longer distance of 10 km.... Ur well capable of a sub 20 without breaking too much of a sweat.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,762 ✭✭✭✭ecoli


    Perkina3 wrote: »

    Forfeit: Loser buys winner first drink in the bar...

    *Looks for atm* :rolleyes:


    Can I get in on this:P? (pints of JD and coke count as one drink right;))


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 570 ✭✭✭Perkina3


    ecoli wrote: »
    Can I get in on this:P? (pints of JD and coke count as one drink right;))


    To be honest.... You are not getting anywhere near this... Dude you lSR training runs are faster than some of my fartlek and speed sessions... **** you would be looking to go sub 30 minimum for this....I will be lucky to get 34.... on a good day! :P

    You got noooooooooo chance....even if u are training me ;)....

    Maybe next year :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,492 ✭✭✭Woddle


    Perkina3 wrote: »
    To be honest.... You are not getting anywhere near this... Dude you lSR training runs are faster than some of my fartlek and speed sessions... **** you would be looking to go sub 30 minimum for this....I will be lucky to get 34.... on a good day! :P

    You got noooooooooo chance....even if u are training me ;)....

    Maybe next year :P

    Make it a handicap race. Ecoli gives Perkina 3'30 off his time.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,492 ✭✭✭Woddle


    Woddle wrote: »
    Make it a handicap race. Ecoli gives Perkina 3'30 off his time.

    Above over 5km, so maybe 7 over 5 miles.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,554 ✭✭✭Mr Slow


    Perkina3 wrote: »
    Oh it on like donkey cong now! :D

    Eh yeah I ran up it for donore.... nearly broke me! haha.... Eh yeah snotty mess me thinks not....

    You ran down it for Donore! You ran up Military hill ;), If you pass me in the finishing stretch I'll take my hat off to you because The Kyber has a lovely sting to it!

    See you out there Biatch! ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 570 ✭✭✭Perkina3


    Oh crap sorry... my bad... yeah no I aint worried.... Tis that military hill I don't like.. The KYBER aint got **** on me... U are going down lad...

    I got's the speed and I gots the Powa.....! :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,554 ✭✭✭Mr Slow


    Perkina3 wrote: »
    Oh crap sorry... my bad... yeah no I aint worried.... Tis that military hill I don't like.. The KYBER aint got **** on me... U are going down lad...

    I got's the speed and I gots the Powa.....! :P

    Ray can you use mod power and have the above posted on Perky's log on a daily basis for a year after the race, Pride before a fall and all that! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,704 ✭✭✭✭RayCun


    So is this the wager?
    After the 5 mile, either Perkina's blog will be called "I got's the speed and I gots the Powa.....!" or Mr Slow's will be called "See you out there Biatch!"?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,554 ✭✭✭Mr Slow


    RayCun wrote: »
    So is this the wager?
    After the 5 mile, either Perkina's blog will be called "I got's the speed and I gots the Powa.....!" or Mr Slow's will be called "See you out there Biatch!"?

    My option may be off putting to prospective readers...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,663 ✭✭✭claralara


    Mr Slow wrote: »
    Claralara is no lady, the mere thought is laughable :pac:

    I am reading this thread for the first time. It both pleases and upsets me to be an unwitting party to your childish antics. I am glad that I am comfortable in my losing skin. Personal Mr Motivator to blame for dragging me down the slippery slope to racing ruin!

    I have also found myself with sunburn that could be mistaken for the belief that I'm now a permanent wearer of pink compression socks after Clontarf...it's not a good look. It could be seen as some sort of sympathy for Digdig - his sorry a5s having been whipped by mrslow in Cork and Dunshaughlin!! :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 570 ✭✭✭Perkina3


    claralara wrote: »
    I am reading this thread for the first time. It both pleases and upsets me to be an unwitting party to your childish antics. I am glad that I am comfortable in my losing skin. Personal Mr Motivator to blame for dragging me down the slippery slope to racing ruin!

    I have also found myself with sunburn that could be mistaken for the belief that I'm now a permanent wearer of pink compression socks after Clontarf...it's not a good look. It could be seen as some sort of sympathy for Digdig - his sorry a5s having been whipped by mrslow in Cork and Dunshaughlin!! :eek:


    That's lawyer speak if every I saw some.....Careful now or I will start talking all accountant and calculating the different probabilities of who will win the bet on the 16th...

    Pick a more embarrassing thing than 'see you out there biatch' and yeah I will agree to that bet.

    *Insert disclaimer here: I have to approve of said embarrassing phrase just like Mr. Slow chose mine :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,704 ✭✭✭✭RayCun


    I feel the need... the need for performance enhancing powder!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 570 ✭✭✭Perkina3


    RayCun wrote: »
    I feel the need... the need for performance enhancing powder!

    Is this a common afflication of urs Ray? :P:rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,704 ✭✭✭✭RayCun


    no way man, I'm clean


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,928 ✭✭✭✭rainbow kirby


    Depends what kind of performance we're talking about :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 570 ✭✭✭Perkina3


    Depends what kind of performance we're talking about :pac:


    I'll allow it....Ray.... ur move! :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,435 ✭✭✭christeb


    My last conversation with menoscemo in a Barcelona bar revolved around a 100m race I believe, maybe we should put this on the cards for the final stratch of the marathon meno? We're both pacing 4:00 :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,915 ✭✭✭✭menoscemo


    christeb wrote: »
    My last conversation with menoscemo in a Barcelona bar revolved around a 100m race I believe, maybe we should put this on the cards for the final stratch of the marathon meno? We're both pacing 4:00 :p

    Jesus, that's a memory from the back of a very boozed up brain. However you're on!! I'd say it'll be more an excercise in dodging people though than an all out sprint.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,554 ✭✭✭Mr Slow


    Phoenix Park 5 miler:

    Mr Slow v's Perky

    Anyone else?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 570 ✭✭✭Perkina3


    See nobody else is (stupid or hard enough) haha

    What about Woddle and Vagga the rematch??

    Ray and meno??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,554 ✭✭✭Mr Slow


    Perkina3 wrote: »
    See nobody else is (stupid or hard enough) haha

    What about Woddle and Vagga the rematch??

    Ray and meno??

    Meno's doing a tempo and Vagga's at a wedding.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,704 ✭✭✭✭RayCun


    Mr Slow wrote: »
    Meno's doing a tempo

    Ray vs Meno it is :p

    (Hang on, what's meno's tempo pace anyway?)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,915 ✭✭✭✭menoscemo


    I'll be running 34ish minutes. PB is 32.30. I'm not racing but if i find one of you around me at the end, i'll be sure to outsprint you :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 570 ✭✭✭Perkina3


    If I am around that speed... let me just say...there will be no outsprinting to be done by you... haha... :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,554 ✭✭✭Mr Slow


    I said i'd bet on any boardsies performance, not on whether they get a pb!

    Give me a time for the half!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,554 ✭✭✭Mr Slow


    Lads this is getting ridiculous! 1:33:45 for you mr. improver!

    So if I beat that you owe me a tenner? :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,492 ✭✭✭Woddle


    Paddy power I'll get some of that action aswell, can you make mine a double,€10 on shels and RR to run faster, 3/1 :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,049 ✭✭✭Brianderunner


    shels4ever wrote: »
    You could make a fortune :)

    Or just hide out over here for a while until everyone forgets!


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