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Smackdown - The put your money where your mouth is thread (see mod post 179)

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,554 ✭✭✭Mr Slow


    RayCun wrote: »
    Slow enough to give you hope, fast enough to break your heart :D

    You talk the talk, it's not so long ago that there were snot bubbles at Donore! :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,704 ✭✭✭✭RayCun


    Mr Slow wrote: »
    You talk the talk, it's not so long ago that there were snot bubbles at Donore! :P

    I hope you're leaving your kids at home this time, wouldn't want them to see you broken and defeated :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,554 ✭✭✭Mr Slow


    RayCun wrote: »
    I hope you're leaving your kids at home this time, wouldn't want them to see you broken and defeated :pac:

    They'll be there cheering me on as I finish and wondering who's the guy slumped in the ditch covered in snot and sucking his thumb! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,704 ✭✭✭✭RayCun


    Mr Slow wrote: »
    They'll be there cheering me on as I finish and wondering who's the guy slumped in the ditch covered in snot and sucking his thumb! :D

    Come on - that could be anyone from Boards :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,554 ✭✭✭Mr Slow


    RayCun wrote: »
    Come on - that could be anyone from Boards :p

    I was referring to the race, we all know that Meno's the ditch hugger once drink has been taken. :pac:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,554 ✭✭✭Mr Slow


    Woddle wrote: »
    I'll be trying to take vagga down this Saturday but don't tell him, I'd like to keep the element of surprise, thought I'd take him at sportsworld but he was alot better than he was letting on

    Does this apply to Dunshaughlin too?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,492 ✭✭✭Woddle


    Mr Slow wrote: »
    Does this apply to Dunshaughlin too?

    Sure why not although I think he's way ahead of 45 but sure we'll give it a lash, I'm sick of looking at the back of his head.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,554 ✭✭✭Mr Slow


    Woddle wrote: »
    Sure why not although I think he's way ahead of 45 but sure we'll give it a lash, I'm sick of looking at the back of his head.

    Great, I'll text him to get the ball rolling :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,554 ✭✭✭Mr Slow


    He's in, said to remind you that the score is 2 - 0 in his favour!

    I don't think he liked it when you called him a pu5sy! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,693 ✭✭✭tHE vAGGABOND


    Im babysitting in Cork while some folks get work done before heading back up to the big smoke, but upon prompting that smackdown was being issued I could not help myself, I had to check...

    I will not be taking part in any further smackdown, until previous bet is paid..
    Competitors: Woddle and Vagga
    Race: Donore 5k
    Forfeit: Loser has to piggyback winner to Ryan's

    So I want a piggy back from Dunshaughlin to Ryans :pac:

    Anyway, back to being cool uncle Joe :cool:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,554 ✭✭✭Mr Slow


    In summary, Vagga wants to cuddle Woddle from behind while Woddle struggles and sweats.

    No judgement here!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,156 ✭✭✭jcsmum


    RayCun wrote: »
    Claralara vs Jcsmum
    Me vs Mrs Low

    On again, like Donkey Kong 2 :pac:

    Huh?
    We are ladies and above such nonsense! :cool::rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,704 ✭✭✭✭RayCun


    jcsmum wrote: »
    Huh?
    We are ladies and above such nonsense! :cool::rolleyes:

    Yeah, until you get to the last km and see claralara trying to overtake :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,156 ✭✭✭jcsmum


    RayCun wrote: »
    Yeah, until you get to the last km and see claralara trying to overtake :pac:

    :D
    or vice versa. I think she has her own personal trainer ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,554 ✭✭✭Mr Slow


    jcsmum wrote: »
    Huh?
    We are ladies and above such nonsense! :cool::rolleyes:

    Claralara is no lady, the mere thought is laughable :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,156 ✭✭✭jcsmum


    Mr Slow wrote: »
    Claralara is no lady, the mere thought is laughable :pac:

    If she sees that, you'll be in line for maybe TWO smackdowns on Saturday!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,554 ✭✭✭Mr Slow


    jcsmum wrote: »
    If she sees that, you'll be in line for maybe TWO smackdowns on Saturday!

    There you go - proof!

    A lady wouldn't brawl at the side of the road. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,156 ✭✭✭jcsmum


    Mr Slow wrote: »
    There you go - proof!

    A lady wouldn't brawl at the side of the road. :D

    Oh so it's YOU who will be in the ditch so, not Ray ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,554 ✭✭✭Mr Slow


    jcsmum wrote: »
    Oh so it's YOU who will be in the ditch so, not Ray ;)

    Whose side are you on???


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,156 ✭✭✭jcsmum


    Mr Slow wrote: »
    Whose side are you on???

    Like I said before, I am above such nonsense! :cool:


    (anyway it's too close to call ;))


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,554 ✭✭✭Mr Slow


    jcsmum wrote: »
    (anyway it's too close to call ;))


    There's no place for diplomacy in a smackdown thread!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,704 ✭✭✭✭RayCun


    Not even close in the end - jcsmum smashing the sub 50, vagga dropping woddle around halfway and me watching mrslow's hat get smaller and smaller from 1k on. :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,492 ✭✭✭Woddle


    Vagga has gone 3 up now but this has been the closest with only a 38 second gap, I'm coming for him :D



    well done vagga


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,693 ✭✭✭tHE vAGGABOND


    Last night I literally could not have run a step faster, so if I give it everything like that and you manage to beat me at a future race I will be the first person to raise a glass to you :cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,554 ✭✭✭Mr Slow


    RayCun wrote: »
    Not even close in the end - jcsmum smashing the sub 50, vagga dropping woddle around halfway and me watching mrslow's hat get smaller and smaller from 1k on. :D

    You were gracious in defeat, see you in the series half!

    For the record, I'll buy you that pint on the next available occasion.;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 570 ✭✭✭Perkina3


    You running the 5 mile Mr. Slow??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,554 ✭✭✭Mr Slow


    Perkina3 wrote: »
    You running the 5 mile Mr. Slow??

    You calling me out?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 570 ✭✭✭Perkina3


    Mr Slow wrote: »
    You calling me out?

    Thinking bout it.... but u did run a very fast 10 km which has me slightly worried..... though given my 5km pace I should be looking at a 5 mile pace of bout 33 minutes...... hmmmmmm... what to do....

    Reckon we should take a vote... Who thinks I should call Mr. Slow out?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,704 ✭✭✭✭RayCun


    The calling out has been done - when you asked him if he was running the 5 mile, that was the gauntlet being thrown.
    Sure we'll all be lining up at the beginning of wave 2 anyway...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 570 ✭✭✭Perkina3


    Fine then.... Mr. Slow.... I call yo ass out boooii! :P

    Forfeit: Loser buys winner first drink in the bar...

    *Looks for atm* :rolleyes:


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