Relationship prerequisites and deal-breakers

PennyLane88 · 03-07-2011 10:49PM

Prerequisites:

Smart
Funny, friendly
Easy on the eye (not looking for a Brad Pitt lookalike, but someone decent)
Good in bed
Sucessful and content in his career (or has a career path if he hasnt got his dream job yet)
Romantic
Having some sort of hobby which he is passionate about.
Chivalrous

Deal-breakers:

Lazy slobs
use of drugs (even weed)
Bad personal hygiene
Compulsive liars
Guys who in complicated situations with their 'ex' (definitely stay away from me, i won't be burnt again!!)

PennyLane88 · 03-07-2011 10:52PM

orourkeda wrote: »

A fanny and a heartbeat is good enough for me

Cool, lets get it on :cool:

orourkeda · 03-07-2011 11:02PM

PennyLane88 wrote: »

Cool, lets get it on :cool:

Giggidy

orourkeda · 03-07-2011 11:04PM

suicide_circus wrote: »

I love box (aka vag, gee, clunge, meat curtains, bearded oyster, hairy taco and gowl)

You can't beat a nice big fanny.

katiebelle · 03-07-2011 11:15PM

Prerequisites
well endowed
likes chinese porn

deal breaker
last girlfriend was a sheep lol

OutlawPete · 03-07-2011 11:15PM

Prerequisites:
Wealth
Tight Ass
Long Nipples
Squirter
Kick Boxing Champ
Loves Classic Movies
Loves to Cook and Clean
Loves being a Submissive Sex Slave 90% of time
Aggressive sexual wild animal the other 10%.
Fan of Flock of Seagulls
Public Nudity fetish
Size 5 feet

Deal Breakers:
Talks during movies
Owns a copy of The Female Eunuch

orourkeda · 03-07-2011 11:21PM

OutlawPete wrote: »

Prerequisites:
Wealth
Tight Ass
Long Nipples
Squirter
Kick Boxing Champ
Loves Classic Movies
Loves to Cook and Clean
Loves being a Submissive Sex Slave 90% of time
Aggressive sexual wild animal the other 10%.
Fan of Flock of Seagulls
Public Nudity fetish
Size 5 feet

Deal Breakers:
Talks during movies
Owns a copy of The Female Eunuch

Its good to have standards

03-07-2011 11:23PM

I don't have a list per se but smoking is a massive turn off for me.

Needler · 03-07-2011 11:43PM

Karsini wrote: »

I don't have a list per se but smoking is a massive turn off for me.

Yea same, if its just a bit of weed now i don't mind but not fags. Hate them yokes

RussellTuring · 03-07-2011 11:48PM

Needler wrote: »

Yea same, if its just a bit of weed now i don't mind but not fags. Hate them yokes

I'd like to say the same but all the rides seem to smoke.

03-07-2011 11:51PM

RussellTuring wrote: »

I'd like to say the same but all the rides seem to smoke.

Not necessarily, I know a few stunners who don't.

Adrianno28 · 03-07-2011 11:54PM

I think that a prerequisit should be someone not being mean, ie too "mean" to but food clothes or drinks, Its a trait I hate more than any other.. especially someone who is well off and doesnt wanna flash the cash... is a person has only a little money then thats fair enough... but meanness... forget it.

RussellTuring · 03-07-2011 11:58PM

Karsini wrote: »

Not necessarily, I know a few stunners who don't.

Well "all" was definitely an exaggeration, but it's still too many for me to write off.

themadchef · 04-07-2011 12:01AM

fraggle1 wrote: »

lol This made me spit my coffee out! hahaha

Me too, minus the coffee bit. Still giggling. Classic

Personally i dont see the need for drawing up a list of shít defining what i must have in a partner.

You riding? That'll do.

Ah no, it's just, if youre a great guy and you snore, then so what? Or if you're a great guy and hung like a budgie...... oh wait... i need to rethink this.

Kinetic^ · 04-07-2011 12:03AM

orourkeda wrote: »

You can't beat a nice big fanny.

You can beat it, it'll probably see you thrown in jail though.

04-07-2011 12:06AM

RussellTuring wrote: »

Well "all" was definitely an exaggeration, but it's still too many for me to write off.

I still agree though, has often happened to me too.

RussellTuring · 04-07-2011 12:32AM

Karsini wrote: »

I still agree though, has often happened to me too.

What has?

ArtSmart · 04-07-2011 12:34AM

having a threesome without me. or without even telling me. or letting me watch.

def a dealbreaker.

04-07-2011 12:35AM

RussellTuring wrote: »

What has?

I've met someone really attractive, only to find she smokes. Only happened to me a couple of weeks ago actually, bumped into her outside her workplace. Tried to keep talking but my conscience was telling me "run, run, run."

7sr2z3fely84g5 · 04-07-2011 12:39AM

Used to always have gum ready for situations like that.

RussellTuring · 04-07-2011 12:42AM

Karsini wrote: »

I've met someone really attractive, only to find she smokes. Only happened to me a couple of weeks ago actually, bumped into her outside her workplace. Tried to keep talking but my conscience was telling me "run, run, run."

Ah yeah. Wasn't sure you meant that. I never smoked myself but it was never really an issue for me despite, and possibly due to, so many girls I know being smokers.

Seres · 08-07-2011 11:41PM

super-rush wrote: »

As long as she has a hole and a heartbeat i'm happy.

Heartbeat is optional.

sounds like a blow up would do you buddy !

NomdePlume · 08-07-2011 11:51PM

With a former boyfriend, something in me changed towards him when we were ordering in a cafe and I heard him saying "I'll just grab a juice, cheers".

Grab??? Cheers???

No.

We broke up a few weeks after that. He dumped me actually, but... yeah.

That can be my prerequisite -- you don't say you'll "just grab [thing], cheers" (and preferably don't dump me for totally unrelated reasons a few weeks later).

Rants in my pants · 09-07-2011 12:21AM

Prerequisits: Being willing to have sex whenever I want it (in return i will have sex whenever they want it)

Deal breakers:

Fake tan.
chick flicks
chick lit, in fact any fiction drivel
leaving the toilet seat down
not drying hands leaving doorknob wet
wearing high heels indoor
having extensions or hair dyed a blatantly unnatural colour
talking during tv
singing/dancing along to songs on the radio
turning their head to the side while steering in a video game
Asking me how my day was
Expecting me to ask how their day was
putting feet/socks up on sofa
putting cutelry top-end down into the dishwasher
leaving ghd/other **** on the floor
drinking cold drinks out of mugs instead of glasses
NOT PUTTING CUPS ON COASTERS!!!!!!
mopping up kitchen spills with a rug
expecting me to talk to them while i'm on the toilet
talking in bed
wearing socks in bed
wearing crocs
buying store-brand anything
boiling water in a cup in the microwave
Drying hair while straightening it
Straightening hair with iron
Leaving used pantyliners in bathroom/kitchen bin instead of outdoor bin
using tampons
painting toenails
having any sort of disney/doll/teddy collection
have a pet that has feathers/fur
spends any considerable amount of time looking at other people's facebook photos
making comments about other people's facebook photos
taking more than 5 minutes to get dressed
believing in god, homeopathy or anything else irrational
Not liking Will Ferrell
Liking adam sandler
Expecting me to socialise with their friends/family....etc.

theboss80 · 09-07-2011 12:23AM

Eve_Dublin wrote: »

Prerequites:

Larger than average downstairs.
.

You mean a pyramid?

Seres · 09-07-2011 01:18AM

deal breaker

Jerk off guys that aint got their sh1t together !

Tar.Aldarion · 09-07-2011 01:24AM

fake tan

that's a dealbreaker ladies!
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lklvp6kLDg1qaly9vo1_500.jpg
:P

OutlawPete · 09-07-2011 01:28AM

Seres wrote: »

deal breaker

Jerk off guys that aint got their sh1t together !

Your looking men who will give handjobs to guys with the runs?

dark crystal · 09-07-2011 01:40AM

Rants in my pants wrote: »

Prerequisits: Being willing to have sex whenever I want it (in return i will have sex whenever they want it)

Deal breakers:

Fake tan.
chick flicks
chick lit, in fact any fiction drivel
leaving the toilet seat down
not drying hands leaving doorknob wet
wearing high heels indoor
having extensions or hair dyed a blatantly unnatural colour
talking during tv
singing/dancing along to songs on the radio
turning their head to the side while steering in a video game
Asking me how my day was
Expecting me to ask how their day was
putting feet/socks up on sofa
putting cutelry top-end down into the dishwasher
leaving ghd/other **** on the floor
drinking cold drinks out of mugs instead of glasses
NOT PUTTING CUPS ON COASTERS!!!!!!
mopping up kitchen spills with a rug
expecting me to talk to them while i'm on the toilet
talking in bed
wearing socks in bed
wearing crocs
buying store-brand anything
boiling water in a cup in the microwave
Drying hair while straightening it
Straightening hair with iron
Leaving used pantyliners in bathroom/kitchen bin instead of outdoor bin
using tampons
painting toenails
having any sort of disney/doll/teddy collection
have a pet that has feathers/fur
spends any considerable amount of time looking at other people's facebook photos
making comments about other people's facebook photos
taking more than 5 minutes to get dressed
believing in god, homeopathy or anything else irrational
Not liking Will Ferrell
Liking adam sandler
Expecting me to socialise with their friends/family....etc.

Awww, I use tampons......shame, you sound like such a fun, easygoing guy too

stupidusername · 09-07-2011 11:50AM

Rants in my pants wrote: »

Prerequisits: Being willing to have sex whenever I want it (in return i will have sex whenever they want it)

Deal breakers:

Fake tan.
chick flicks
chick lit, in fact any fiction drivel
leaving the toilet seat down
not drying hands leaving doorknob wet
wearing high heels indoor
having extensions or hair dyed a blatantly unnatural colour
talking during tv
singing/dancing along to songs on the radio
turning their head to the side while steering in a video game
Asking me how my day was
Expecting me to ask how their day was
putting feet/socks up on sofa
putting cutelry top-end down into the dishwasher
leaving ghd/other **** on the floor
drinking cold drinks out of mugs instead of glasses
NOT PUTTING CUPS ON COASTERS!!!!!!
mopping up kitchen spills with a rug
expecting me to talk to them while i'm on the toilet
talking in bed
wearing socks in bed
wearing crocs
buying store-brand anything
boiling water in a cup in the microwave
Drying hair while straightening it
Straightening hair with iron
Leaving used pantyliners in bathroom/kitchen bin instead of outdoor bin
using tampons
painting toenails
having any sort of disney/doll/teddy collection
have a pet that has feathers/fur
spends any considerable amount of time looking at other people's facebook photos
making comments about other people's facebook photos
taking more than 5 minutes to get dressed
believing in god, homeopathy or anything else irrational
Not liking Will Ferrell
Liking adam sandler
Expecting me to socialise with their friends/family....etc.

i've been sitting in my bra reading boards for the last five minutes, there's at least one way I'm a deal breaker :eek:

believe me no girl that is ever 'good enough' for you will want you to socialise with her friends/family

Relationship prerequisites and deal-breakers

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