Getting a Massage from Another Bloke

starbelgrade · 07-07-2011 12:46AM #1

I like a good massage. Most people do, I'd imagine - but I have a thing about making sure that I book an appointment with a female masseuse.

The thought of some bloke rubbing oil into my back, quite frankly, doesn't appeal to me. My missus thinks I'm a bit of a caveman in this respect & says it's a very old fashioned way of thinking.

However, my guess is that a lot of blokes feel the same about the issue.

So my question is... would it bother you to a massage from another bloke?

Superbus · 07-07-2011 12:48AM

I'd have thought if you were the type to book a massage it wouldn't be an issue.

starbelgrade · 07-07-2011 12:49AM

Superbus wrote: »

I'd have thought if you were the type to book a massage it wouldn't be an issue.

Now, that's a seriously caveman thing to say!

theboss80 · 07-07-2011 12:51AM

A male masseuse wouldn't be for me anyway.

Kojak · 07-07-2011 12:52AM

Ghey

Chuck Stone · 07-07-2011 12:52AM

Afraid of getting an erection if it's a bloke? :pac:

KilOit · 07-07-2011 12:53AM

Yeah doesn't wouldn't feel right, even feel uneasy with another male rubbing suncream on my back

Standard Toaster · 07-07-2011 12:53AM

Only if the other bloke is Sean Connery in Zardoz costume, then it's ok in my book.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_FwntvdFm0

Temptamperu · 07-07-2011 12:54AM

young asian ladys only please.

Buceph · 07-07-2011 12:54AM

A physio/medical massage I wouldn't give a **** about.

Otherwise I'd be uncomfortable.

starbelgrade · 07-07-2011 12:54AM

Standard Toaster wrote: »

Only if the other bloke is Sean Connery in Zardoz costume, then it's ok in my book.

Yessch.

ball · 07-07-2011 12:55AM

Temptamperu wrote: »

young asian ladys only please.

Happy ending??

starbelgrade · 07-07-2011 12:55AM

Temptamperu wrote: »

young asian lady boys only please.

:eek:

Temptamperu · 07-07-2011 12:56AM

ball wrote: »

Happy ending??

Of Course :pac:

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 07-07-2011 12:57AM

Standard Toaster wrote: »

Only if the other bloke is Sean Connery in Zardoz costume, then it's ok in my book.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_FwntvdFm0

I would have thought that that would make it worse...

Buceph wrote: »

A physio/medical massage I wouldn't give a **** about.

Otherwise I'd be uncomfortable.

What's the difference? Neither is sexual as far as I know (or have I misunderstood the OP...?)

Standard Toaster · 07-07-2011 12:57AM

starbelgrade wrote: »

Yessch.

http://i54.tinypic.com/2lsy5vt.jpg

Abi · 07-07-2011 12:58AM

Superbus wrote: »

I'd have thought if you were the type to book a massage it wouldn't be an issue.

...

*penny drops*

Oh I see :pac:

eugeneious · 07-07-2011 12:59AM

Well you have to ask yourself what would George Costanza think about this?

Well...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-UQ7a7d5W0

Standard Toaster · 07-07-2011 12:59AM

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

I would have thought that that would make it worse...

Your more of a Burt Reynolds man yourself?
Good choice

Buceph · 07-07-2011 01:00AM

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

What's the difference? Neither is sexual as far as I know (or have I misunderstood the OP...?)

Sensuality is the difference.

Jess16 · 07-07-2011 01:01AM

Where did he touch ya OP?

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 07-07-2011 01:02AM

Standard Toaster wrote: »

Your more of a Burt Reynolds man yourself?
Good choice

If he was still alive, Freddie Mercury.

Buceph wrote: »

Sensuality is the difference.

Don't thgnk either is meant to be sensual. Again, I may have misinterpreted the OP.

theboss80 · 07-07-2011 01:03AM

What about massaging another man? I don't think I could do it either. Only masseuse I want is my wife these days. Why pay some randomer to do it?

Latchy · 07-07-2011 01:05AM

I had a back,neck ,shoulder ,leg massage from a fully qualified male masseur some years ago , at a massage palour that deals with sports related injurys .

Felt fcuking great afterwards , they had wimminz masseurs to there to so am looking foreward to the female touch for the next one .

youngmagee · 07-07-2011 01:09AM

There is no problem getting a massage from a bloke but if your not comfortable with it why bother. It doesn't matter what anyone else thinks as their no getting the massage. Massages are much better if you are relaxed and obviously you won't be relaxed with a bloke massaging you.

I personally prefer getting a massage from guys as id be worried about erection with a woman.

padma · 07-07-2011 01:13AM

youngmagee wrote: »

There is no problem getting a massage from a bloke but if your not comfortable with it why bother. It doesn't matter what anyone else thinks as their no getting the massage. Massages are much better if you are relaxed and obviously you won't be relaxed with a bloke massaging you.

I personally prefer getting a massage from guys as id be worried about erection with a woman.

So you'd have no problem getting one around a man :pac:

youngmagee · 07-07-2011 01:15AM

padma wrote: »

So you'd have no problem getting one around a man :pac:

:pac::pac::pac::pac::pac:

iv no good come back for that

cruiser178 · 07-07-2011 01:17AM

starbelgrade wrote: »

I like a good massage. Most people do, I'd imagine - but I have a thing about making sure that I book an appointment with a female masseuse.

The thought of some bloke rubbing oil into my back, quite frankly, doesn't appeal to me. My missus thinks I'm a bit of a caveman in this respect & says it's a very old fashioned way of thinking.

However, my guess is that a lot of blokes feel the same about the issue.

So my question is... would it bother you to a massage from another bloke?

Would it bother me? are you insane, of course i would bother me. Big manly, hairy, strong, muscular, sweaty, hard hands....sorry what was the question again

randylonghorn · 07-07-2011 01:18AM

youngmagee wrote: »

I personally prefer getting a massage from guys as id be worried about erection with a woman.

If she's really a woman she probably won't get an erection! :cool:

OT:

In theory / intellectually: no problem.

In practice: I'd probably opt not to.

padma · 07-07-2011 01:19AM

What Cruiser said ^^^^

ascanbe · 07-07-2011 01:19AM

starbelgrade wrote: »

I like a good massage. Most people do, I'd imagine - but I have a thing about making sure that I book an appointment with a female masseuse.

The thought of some bloke rubbing oil into my back, quite frankly, doesn't appeal to me. My missus thinks I'm a bit of a caveman in this respect & says it's a very old fashioned way of thinking.

However, my guess is that a lot of blokes feel the same about the issue.

So my question is... would it bother you to a massage from another bloke?

Just go for it, man.
Always suspected you were a big gay.

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