Getting a Massage from Another Bloke

starbelgrade

I like a good massage. Most people do, I'd imagine - but I have a thing about making sure that I book an appointment with a female masseuse.

The thought of some bloke rubbing oil into my back, quite frankly, doesn't appeal to me. My missus thinks I'm a bit of a caveman in this respect & says it's a very old fashioned way of thinking.

However, my guess is that a lot of blokes feel the same about the issue.

So my question is... would it bother you to a massage from another bloke?

Superbus

I'd have thought if you were the type to book a massage it wouldn't be an issue.

starbelgrade

Superbus wrote: »

I'd have thought if you were the type to book a massage it wouldn't be an issue.

Now, that's a seriously caveman thing to say!

theboss80

A male masseuse wouldn't be for me anyway.

Kojak

Ghey

Chuck Stone

Afraid of getting an erection if it's a bloke? :pac:

KilOit

Yeah doesn't wouldn't feel right, even feel uneasy with another male rubbing suncream on my back

Standard Toaster

Only if the other bloke is Sean Connery in Zardoz costume, then it's ok in my book.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_FwntvdFm0

Temptamperu

young asian ladys only please.

Buceph

A physio/medical massage I wouldn't give a **** about.

Otherwise I'd be uncomfortable.

starbelgrade

Standard Toaster wrote: »

Only if the other bloke is Sean Connery in Zardoz costume, then it's ok in my book.

Yessch.

ball

Temptamperu wrote: »

young asian ladys only please.

Happy ending??

starbelgrade

Temptamperu wrote: »

young asian lady boys only please.

:eek:

Temptamperu

ball wrote: »

Happy ending??

Of Course :pac:

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Standard Toaster wrote: »

Only if the other bloke is Sean Connery in Zardoz costume, then it's ok in my book.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_FwntvdFm0

I would have thought that that would make it worse...

Buceph wrote: »

A physio/medical massage I wouldn't give a **** about.

Otherwise I'd be uncomfortable.

What's the difference? Neither is sexual as far as I know (or have I misunderstood the OP...?)

Standard Toaster

starbelgrade wrote: »

Yessch.

http://i54.tinypic.com/2lsy5vt.jpg

Abi

Superbus wrote: »

I'd have thought if you were the type to book a massage it wouldn't be an issue.

...


*penny drops*


Oh I see :pac:

eugeneious

Well you have to ask yourself what would George Costanza think about this?

Well...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-UQ7a7d5W0

Standard Toaster

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

I would have thought that that would make it worse...

Your more of a Burt Reynolds man yourself?
Good choice

Buceph

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

What's the difference? Neither is sexual as far as I know (or have I misunderstood the OP...?)

Sensuality is the difference.

Jess16

Where did he touch ya OP?

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Standard Toaster wrote: »

Your more of a Burt Reynolds man yourself?
Good choice

If he was still alive, Freddie Mercury.

Buceph wrote: »

Sensuality is the difference.

Don't thgnk either is meant to be sensual. Again, I may have misinterpreted the OP.

theboss80

What about massaging another man? I don't think I could do it either. Only masseuse I want is my wife these days. Why pay some randomer to do it?

Latchy

I had a back,neck ,shoulder ,leg massage from a fully qualified male masseur some years ago , at a massage palour that deals with sports related injurys .

Felt fcuking great afterwards , they had wimminz masseurs to there to so am looking foreward to the female touch for the next one .

youngmagee

There is no problem getting a massage from a bloke but if your not comfortable with it why bother. It doesn't matter what anyone else thinks as their no getting the massage. Massages are much better if you are relaxed and obviously you won't be relaxed with a bloke massaging you.

I personally prefer getting a massage from guys as id be worried about erection with a woman.

padma

youngmagee wrote: »

There is no problem getting a massage from a bloke but if your not comfortable with it why bother. It doesn't matter what anyone else thinks as their no getting the massage. Massages are much better if you are relaxed and obviously you won't be relaxed with a bloke massaging you.

I personally prefer getting a massage from guys as id be worried about erection with a woman.

So you'd have no problem getting one around a man :pac:

youngmagee

padma wrote: »

So you'd have no problem getting one around a man :pac:

:pac::pac::pac::pac::pac:

iv no good come back for that

cruiser178

starbelgrade wrote: »

I like a good massage. Most people do, I'd imagine - but I have a thing about making sure that I book an appointment with a female masseuse.

The thought of some bloke rubbing oil into my back, quite frankly, doesn't appeal to me. My missus thinks I'm a bit of a caveman in this respect & says it's a very old fashioned way of thinking.

However, my guess is that a lot of blokes feel the same about the issue.

So my question is... would it bother you to a massage from another bloke?

Would it bother me? are you insane, of course i would bother me. Big manly, hairy, strong, muscular, sweaty, hard hands....sorry what was the question again

randylonghorn

youngmagee wrote: »

I personally prefer getting a massage from guys as id be worried about erection with a woman.

If she's really a woman she probably won't get an erection! :cool:


OT:

In theory / intellectually: no problem.

In practice: I'd probably opt not to.

padma

What Cruiser said ^^^^

ascanbe

starbelgrade wrote: »

I like a good massage. Most people do, I'd imagine - but I have a thing about making sure that I book an appointment with a female masseuse.

The thought of some bloke rubbing oil into my back, quite frankly, doesn't appeal to me. My missus thinks I'm a bit of a caveman in this respect & says it's a very old fashioned way of thinking.

However, my guess is that a lot of blokes feel the same about the issue.

So my question is... would it bother you to a massage from another bloke?

Just go for it, man.
Always suspected you were a big gay.

Larianne

Guys will give you a harder massage so it depends what you like.

Raze_them_all

Got one done in a proper turkish bath house in turkey. Didn't bother me at all.

Killer Pigeon

Pop!

Imagine if you got an erection by accident while he was massaging you - the awkwardness.

ascanbe

Raze_them_all wrote: »

Got one done in a proper turkish bath house in turkey. Didn't bother me at all.

I bet it didn't..*snigger*..etc..

youngmagee

Killer Pigeon wrote: »

Pop!

Imagine if you got an erection by accident while he was massaging you - the awkwardness.

Wouldn't you find awkward if it happened with a woman although it would be worse if it happened with a man

padma

Raze_them_all wrote: »

Got one done in a proper turkish bath house in turkey. Didn't bother me at all.

My cousin said he felt like he'd been raped after his experience in the turkish baths. They wash the balls an all I've heard.

padma

youngmagee wrote: »

Wouldn't you find awkward if it happened with a woman although it would be worse if it happened with a man[/Q

ascanbe

Larianne wrote: »

Guys will give you a harder massage so it depends what you like.

I like a real strong, deep massage; but there's no way i want a man oiling up my tightly wound body, getting in there real deep with his fingers and thumbs and rendering me supple and relieved.

Latchy

Killer Pigeon wrote: »

Pop!

Imagine if you got an erection by accident while he was massaging you - the awkwardness.

It rational and understandable that guys will worry about that .In my case I had lower back problem at the time and was recomended the sports clinic massage , so I went along and was slightly nervous about getting an erection but saw it as just a form of pyhsio what footballers reguarly get although my injury wasn't football related .

padma

so, theres what one maybe two people here who like men giving them a massage?

youngmagee

I'm beginning to wonder what type of massage we are talking about.:D

ejmaztec

I'd only be bothered if the masseur got an erection.

Latchy

padma wrote: »

so, theres what one maybe two people here who like men giving them a massage?

As mentioned ,sports people including footballer players reguarly have massages by male physios and last I looked ,8 people in poll said thay would not have a problem with it .

youngmagee

ejmaztec wrote: »

I'd only be bothered if the masseur got an erection.

I agree

padma

ejmaztec wrote: »

I'd only be bothered if the masseur got an erection.

Ah but why put yourself in to a situation where that could happen? hahaha, or the hand slipped and knocked the lad by accident carry-on was to happen. Essentially the ass wouldn't get the rub or the upper thigh.

One of the lads I know got stung in a place in Spain. A fine bird in the window, in he goes, all going well. Your one brings him in to the room, off with the clothes towel over him, in walks a guy.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

ejmaztec wrote: »

I'd only be bothered if the masseur got an erection.

Women get bothered by that too, I notice.

Son Of A Vidic

Temptamperu wrote: »

young asian ladys only please.

Careful now, they could be lady boys. :eek:

entropi

No bother at all, sure I'm trained in two forms of sports massage, swedish massage, stress management and reflexology myself. If you were in such a mind that you were uncomfortable with the idea, you would never go in the first place.

Sure all that matters is that you are getting a professional service, and you walk out pleased with the treatment right?

irishescorts

starbelgrade wrote: »

I like a good massage. Most people do, I'd imagine - but I have a thing about making sure that I book an appointment with a female masseuse.

The thought of some bloke rubbing oil into my back, quite frankly, doesn't appeal to me. My missus thinks I'm a bit of a caveman in this respect & says it's a very old fashioned way of thinking.

However, my guess is that a lot of blokes feel the same about the issue.

So my question is... would it bother you to a massage from another bloke?

We all had a good giggle at this in the office, the girls said they'd definitely be game as long as he was good looking.

The lads are of split opinion however, speaking for myself it wouldn't bother me as I've had plenty of massages from manly men who were really good at what they done. Good thing to bear in mind is it's not personal, these people have devoted a fair amount of time and effort into getting good at what they do and most likely if they're good with their hands they'd have no problem pulling anyway so they're unlikely to put it on you whilst you're laying there.

That said however, if it was coming from a friend I wouldn't be so sure.. it may be a sign

mconigol

Had one in Thailand of all places!