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Wackiest place you've masturbated

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  • #62
    df1985
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,432 ✭✭✭df1985


    a long haul flight.....i was bored.


  • #63
    JimiWonderDoor 92
    Closed Accounts Posts: 271 ✭✭JimiWonderDoor 92


    df1985 wrote: »
    a long haul flight.....i was bored.

    Was that included as one of the Perks on your Miller flight? :P


  • #64
    GTDolanator
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 772 ✭✭✭GTDolanator


    suicide_circus wrote: »
    The top deck of a Dublin bus at half seven in the morning. I tried to spider-man the resulting jitsom out the window but due to the bus being in motion it adhered to the outside of the window. *pokerface*


    so you tossed off on a bus at the start of rush hour?




    ''right''


  • #65
    Gandalph
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,863 ✭✭✭Gandalph


    outside lingerie shop in U.S. of A....great success!


  • #66
    GrumPy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,566 ✭✭✭GrumPy


    Train
    Car

    Meh, not exactly wacky I guess!


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  • #67
    Seachmall
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    Auschwitz, on a school tour.

    Looking back on it it seems a bit of a quare place to do it...


  • #68
    Brussels Sprout
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,927 ✭✭✭Brussels Sprout


    liamygunner29 wrote: »
    wish a girl would post something bout frigging herself on a bus or tesco.

    google 'solo touch'


  • #69
    CrackisWhack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 852 ✭✭✭CrackisWhack


    Seachmall wrote: »
    Auschwitz, on a school tour.

    Looking back on it it seems a bit of a quare place to do it...

    Anti-Semite:mad:


  • #70
    CardBordWindow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,208 ✭✭✭CardBordWindow


    df1985 wrote: »
    a long haul flight.....i was bored.
    Ditto! Helped shorten the trip.


  • #71
    Wossack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,933 ✭✭✭Wossack


    thinking about it, I'd say cafe en seine is the wankiest place Ive masturbated


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  • #72
    Naykid
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29 ✭Naykid


    In the jacks of a strip club after a couple of private dances. On the way out I told the security men at the front door and then legged it.

    Jaysus I was in great form that night.


  • #73
    dmcg90
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,731 ✭✭✭dmcg90


    CoalBucket wrote: »
    Yellow pack ****


    Clean up on Aisle 3


  • #74
    Oranage2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,129 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    Traveling through asia I was on a 12 hour bus with the hottest dutch girls ever - Everytime i tried sleeping i'd get a bonner so i couldnt really sleep so we stopped at a cafe about 4 hours in and i jacked off in the nastiest toilet you'll ever see -


  • #75
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 31,220 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    The Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube-Man Emporium.


  • #76
    suicide_circus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,801 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    GTDolanator wrote: »
    so you tossed off on a bus at the start of rush hour?




    ''right''
    Its true. Very quiet route and I was the only one on the top deck for ten to fifteen mins.


  • #77
    animan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 510 ✭✭✭animan


    Fozzydog3 wrote: »
    on the floor in between two cousins who were on beds one was fast asleep the other was on his PSP with headphones in ......
    not as bad as anne franks house


  • #78
    dedamcd
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37 ✭dedamcd


    liamygunner29 wrote: »
    wish a girl would post something bout frigging herself on a bus or tesco.

    On skype to a guy I used to chat with from New York!


  • #79
    Doyler92
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,664 ✭✭✭Doyler92


    I was one of those, weirdos, who did it on chat roulette.


  • #80
    Flash86
    Closed Accounts Posts: 128 ✭✭Flash86


    St. Peter's Basillica, Vatican City.


  • #81
    Alter-Ego
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,324 ✭✭✭Alter-Ego


    liamygunner29 wrote: »
    wish a girl would post something bout frigging herself on a bus or tesco.
    I know a girl who dropped a Durex vibrating ring down her knickers in the pub one night. She had a very content grin on her face most of the night.


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  • #82
    anto2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 221 ✭✭anto2


    In naughty School boys corner of After School bar ,in Soi Cowboy ,Bangkok .A little brown babe from Issarn tossed me off ;-)
    ..another time got a blow job at the same place .


  • #83
    vampire of kilmainham
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,048 ✭✭✭vampire of kilmainham


    out the window of a helicopter flying over howth


  • #84
    randylonghorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Flash86 wrote: »
    St. Peter's Basillica, Vatican City.
    School tour ... ?

    I've heard that story before ... many years ago, on these self-same boards!

    *Slightly* different nick, though! :p


  • #85
    vampire of kilmainham
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,048 ✭✭✭vampire of kilmainham


    Alter-Ego wrote: »
    The bushes outside Anne Doyle's house.
    why dident ya knock on her door sure she'd shag anyone


  • #86
    vampire of kilmainham
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,048 ✭✭✭vampire of kilmainham


    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    was on the train getting filthy messages of a lady i was seeing ....

    one of them said, go into the bathroom,

    so off i want

    she was in work....

    she rang me and then proceeded to sorta tell me what to do, 2 hours later she collected me from the train station went straight to her hotel room and we made even more mess...
    and then ya woke up on the floor


  • #87
    General General
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,900 ✭✭✭General General


    On a space station, zero gravity, had to be careful, easy to give yourself a pearl necklace.


  • #88
    WallyGUFC
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,064 ✭✭✭WallyGUFC


    dedamcd wrote: »
    On skype to a guy I used to chat with from New York!
    Please, go on...


  • #89
    dedamcd
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37 ✭dedamcd


    WallyGUFC wrote: »
    Please, go on...

    Didnt know him.. just chatted him a lot..I wouldn't do it now even though im only a whole 3 years older but it was fun! hehe ;)


  • #90
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    you chat to us boardsies a lot too... hint hint :D


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  • #91
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,916 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    IamtheWalrus wrote: »
    I was on a tour of Stamford Bridge a number of years back and my friend masturbated in the home dressing room toilet. That was a little wacky.

    he wouldnt be the first wanker to turn up at stamford bridge


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