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Wackiest place you've masturbated

IamtheWalrus

When I was younger I used to do it everywhere, with forms of transport being the most common. Once did it whilst driving a tractor drawing in round bales.

Where have you masturbated?

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df1985

a long haul flight.....i was bored.

JimiWonderDoor 92

df1985 wrote: »

a long haul flight.....i was bored.

Was that included as one of the Perks on your Miller flight? :P

GTDolanator

suicide_circus wrote: »

The top deck of a Dublin bus at half seven in the morning. I tried to spider-man the resulting jitsom out the window but due to the bus being in motion it adhered to the outside of the window. *pokerface*

so you tossed off on a bus at the start of rush hour?

''right''

Gandalph

outside lingerie shop in U.S. of A....great success!

GrumPy

Train
Car

Meh, not exactly wacky I guess!

Seachmall

Auschwitz, on a school tour.

Looking back on it it seems a bit of a quare place to do it...

Brussels Sprout

liamygunner29 wrote: »

wish a girl would post something bout frigging herself on a bus or tesco.

google 'solo touch'

CrackisWhack

Seachmall wrote: »

Auschwitz, on a school tour.

Looking back on it it seems a bit of a quare place to do it...

Anti-Semite:mad:

CardBordWindow

df1985 wrote: »

a long haul flight.....i was bored.

Ditto! Helped shorten the trip.

Wossack

thinking about it, I'd say cafe en seine is the wankiest place Ive masturbated

Naykid

In the jacks of a strip club after a couple of private dances. On the way out I told the security men at the front door and then legged it.

Jaysus I was in great form that night.

dmcg90

CoalBucket wrote: »

Yellow pack ****

Clean up on Aisle 3

Oranage2

Traveling through asia I was on a 12 hour bus with the hottest dutch girls ever - Everytime i tried sleeping i'd get a bonner so i couldnt really sleep so we stopped at a cafe about 4 hours in and i jacked off in the nastiest toilet you'll ever see -

Insect Overlord

The Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube-Man Emporium.

suicide_circus

GTDolanator wrote: »

so you tossed off on a bus at the start of rush hour?

''right''

Its true. Very quiet route and I was the only one on the top deck for ten to fifteen mins.

animan

Fozzydog3 wrote: »

on the floor in between two cousins who were on beds one was fast asleep the other was on his PSP with headphones in ......

not as bad as anne franks house

dedamcd

liamygunner29 wrote: »

wish a girl would post something bout frigging herself on a bus or tesco.

On skype to a guy I used to chat with from New York!

Doyler92

I was one of those, weirdos, who did it on chat roulette.

Flash86

St. Peter's Basillica, Vatican City.

Alter-Ego

liamygunner29 wrote: »

wish a girl would post something bout frigging herself on a bus or tesco.

I know a girl who dropped a Durex vibrating ring down her knickers in the pub one night. She had a very content grin on her face most of the night.

anto2

In naughty School boys corner of After School bar ,in Soi Cowboy ,Bangkok .A little brown babe from Issarn tossed me off ;-)
..another time got a blow job at the same place .

vampire of kilmainham

out the window of a helicopter flying over howth

randylonghorn

Flash86 wrote: »

St. Peter's Basillica, Vatican City.

School tour ... ?

I've heard that story before ... many years ago, on these self-same boards!

*Slightly* different nick, though!

vampire of kilmainham

Alter-Ego wrote: »

The bushes outside Anne Doyle's house.

why dident ya knock on her door sure she'd shag anyone

vampire of kilmainham

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

was on the train getting filthy messages of a lady i was seeing ....

one of them said, go into the bathroom,

so off i want

she was in work....

she rang me and then proceeded to sorta tell me what to do, 2 hours later she collected me from the train station went straight to her hotel room and we made even more mess...

and then ya woke up on the floor

General General

On a space station, zero gravity, had to be careful, easy to give yourself a pearl necklace.

WallyGUFC

dedamcd wrote: »

On skype to a guy I used to chat with from New York!

Please, go on...

dedamcd

WallyGUFC wrote: »

Please, go on...

Didnt know him.. just chatted him a lot..I wouldn't do it now even though im only a whole 3 years older but it was fun! hehe

smash

you chat to us boardsies a lot too... hint hint

orourkeda

IamtheWalrus wrote: »

I was on a tour of Stamford Bridge a number of years back and my friend masturbated in the home dressing room toilet. That was a little wacky.

he wouldnt be the first wanker to turn up at stamford bridge