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Wackiest place you've masturbated

  • 03-07-2011 08:41PM
    #1
    IamtheWalrus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,075 ✭✭✭


    When I was younger I used to do it everywhere, with forms of transport being the most common. Once did it whilst driving a tractor drawing in round bales.

    Where have you masturbated?


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Comments

  • #2
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    LOL

    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


  • #3
    FesterBeatty
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 406 ✭✭FesterBeatty


    I once masturbated during sex


  • #4
    im invisible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,372 ✭✭✭im invisible


    up a tree,,:confused:


  • #5
    ItsAWindUp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,325 ✭✭✭ItsAWindUp


    Confession box


  • #6
    Needler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 753 ✭✭✭Needler


    On an Aer Lingus plane there a while back from London to Cork, had fierce trouble over it but thankfully I didn't lose my job


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  • #7
    Cill Dara Abu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,851 ✭✭✭Cill Dara Abu


    At a funeral

    Good times.


  • #8
    Eric Cartman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,280 ✭✭✭✭Eric Cartman


    in the ops post box


  • #9
    Mr.Crinklewood
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,676 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    Into a shot glass in a bar in New Zealand.


  • #10
    later12
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,299 ✭✭✭✭later12


    In court.


  • #11
    StonedParadoX
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 856 ✭✭✭StonedParadoX


    either on a bus or the train or at my mates grans house


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  • #12
    IamtheWalrus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,075 ✭✭✭IamtheWalrus


    I was on a tour of Stamford Bridge a number of years back and my friend masturbated in the home dressing room toilet. That was a little wacky.


  • #13
    Demosthenes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 128 ✭✭Demosthenes


    wankin aside, i once got the ride during casino royale in the omniplex

    needless to say, daniel craig wasnt the only fella shootin his gun in the cinema that night!


  • #14
    omen80
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 639 ✭✭✭omen80


    In your ma!




    Someone was going to say it!


  • #15
    IamtheWalrus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,075 ✭✭✭IamtheWalrus


    Demosthenes wrote: »
    wankin aside, i once got the ride during casino royale in the omniplex

    needless to say, daniel craig wasnt the only fella shootin his gun in the cinema that night!

    FAIL


  • #16
    splendid101
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 655 ✭✭✭splendid101


    I've done it on a train.

    I had sex on top of a mountain once. Much more fun than masturbating.


  • #17
    Demosthenes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 128 ✭✭Demosthenes


    IamtheWalrus wrote: »
    FAIL



    LOL FAIL LOL11


  • #18
    Cill Dara Abu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,851 ✭✭✭Cill Dara Abu


    omen80 wrote: »
    On your ma!




    Someone was going to say it!
    Fixed that for you;)


  • #19
    Ditch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 809 ✭✭✭Ditch


    There's something just SO fcuking horny about round bales, isn't there? ;)


  • #20
    Sinfonia
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,854 ✭✭✭Sinfonia


    On a clown. Twas wacky I tells ya.


  • #21
    Chris P. Bacon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭Chris P. Bacon


    In Tesco when it was called Quinnsworth!!


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  • #22
    omen80
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 639 ✭✭✭omen80


    Cill Dara Abu wrote: »
    Fixed that for you;)

    I actually meant to say "In"!


  • #23
    Hamiltonion
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 416 ✭✭Hamiltonion


    Had sex in

    Trans euro trains
    Stanstead express
    College library
    Pheonix park
    Iveagh Gardens
    Bray Beach
    Cinema
    Public Library
    :D:D:D:D:D


  • #24
    reverenddave
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 805 ✭✭✭reverenddave


    A mate went to oz a few years ago and had a **** in THE surf club


  • #25
    W.Shakes-Beer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,975 ✭✭✭W.Shakes-Beer


    Hamiltonion wrote: »
    Had sex in

    Trans euro trains
    Stanstead express
    College library
    Pheonix park
    Iveagh Gardens
    Bray Beach
    Cinema
    Public Library
    :D:D:D:D:D

    Did your hand enjoy it?


  • #26
    Chris P. Bacon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭Chris P. Bacon


    Hamiltonion wrote: »
    Had sex in

    Trans euro trains
    Stanstead express
    College library
    Pheonix park
    Iveagh Gardens
    Bray Beach
    Cinema
    Public Library
    :D:D:D:D:D

    So you had a **** in all them places.


  • #27
    Hamiltonion
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 416 ✭✭Hamiltonion


    The **** list is too long to post...:P


  • #28
    L.Jenkins
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 19,242 Mod ✭✭✭✭L.Jenkins


    Had a solo run at joining the mile high club. Turbulence made it interesting.


  • #29
    problemchimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,025 ✭✭✭problemchimp


    Chris P. Bacon wrote: »
    In Tesco when it was called Quinnsworth!!
    In Quinnsworth when it was called Crazy Prices


  • #30
    Chris P. Bacon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭Chris P. Bacon


    problemchimp wrote: »
    In Quinnsworth when it was called Crazy Prices

    Crazy prices at crazy prices :)


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  • #31
    The_Kew_Tour
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,562 ✭✭✭✭The_Kew_Tour


    Off a chainsaw

    EVENFLOW



  • #32
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    In an AH thread


  • #33
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Needler wrote: »
    On an Aer Lingus plane there a while back from London to Cork, had fierce trouble over it but thankfully I didn't lose my job
    Well I know you pilots do get bored flying those things but you should really try keeping your hands on the steering and less on your trottle! :D

    ;)


  • #34
    Celly Smunt
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,464 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    Biggins wrote: »
    Well I know you pilots do get bored flying those things but you should really try keeping your hands on the steering and less on your trottle! :D

    ;)

    same with dj's


  • #35
    L.Jenkins
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 19,242 Mod ✭✭✭✭L.Jenkins


    Biggins wrote: »
    Well I know you pilots do get bored flying those things but you should really try keeping your hands on the steering and less on your trottle! :D

    ;)

    He's talking about the Cork DJ from RedFM. :P


  • #36
    the groutch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,096 ✭✭✭✭the groutch


    Sinfonia wrote: »
    On a clown. Twas wacky I tells ya.

    That's virgin on the rediculous


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  • #37
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    ItsThatManAgain wrote: »
    He's talking about the Cork DJ from RedFM. :P
    Phew... thats a relief! :D


  • #38
    Redlion
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 794 ✭✭✭Redlion


    Hamiltonion wrote: »
    Had sex in

    Trans euro trains
    Stanstead express
    College library
    Pheonix park
    Iveagh Gardens
    Bray Beach
    Cinema
    Public Library
    :D:D:D:D:D
    At the same time? :eek:


  • #39
    Alter-Ego
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,324 ✭✭✭Alter-Ego


    The bushes outside Anne Doyle's house.


  • #40
    smegmar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 795 ✭✭✭smegmar


    Demosthenes wrote: »
    wankin aside, i once got the ride during casino royale in the omniplex

    needless to say, daniel craig wasnt the only fella shootin his gun in the cinema that night!

    I know exactly what you're talking about. I was with a mot
    back of the Savoy during Pirates of the Caribbean 2. From what I heard it's worse then Casino Royal so I'm glad I actually could see that one.


  • #41
    frag420
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,161 ✭✭✭frag420


    Every airport I have been in has some of my DNA.........


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  • #42
    L.Jenkins
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 19,242 Mod ✭✭✭✭L.Jenkins


    I have heard of a lad masturbating in an Internet Cafe while on Second Life.


  • #43
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    splendid101 wrote: »
    I've done it on a train.

    I had sex on top of a mountain once. Much more fun than masturbating.

    Mound on a mound


  • #44
    PeterIanStaker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭PeterIanStaker


    I used to crank one off in the jacks at work.


    Suffice to say I'm no longer a Montessori teacher.


  • #45
    enniscorthy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,046 ✭✭✭enniscorthy


    on cam4 and smotri they're free to sign up see you there


  • #46
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    was on the train getting filthy messages of a lady i was seeing ....

    one of them said, go into the bathroom,

    so off i want

    she was in work....

    she rang me and then proceeded to sorta tell me what to do, 2 hours later she collected me from the train station went straight to her hotel room and we made even more mess...


  • #47
    wolf moon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 644 ✭✭✭wolf moon


    in the orange fields, somewhere between san cipirello and corleone, sicily.


  • #48
    paddy978
    Closed Accounts Posts: 405 ✭✭paddy978


    Where: My room
    When: 2 seconds ago


  • #49
    Aoifey!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,571 ✭✭✭Aoifey!


    paddy978 wrote: »
    Where: My room
    When: 2 seconds ago
    Wow, you're hardcore.


  • #50
    CoalBucket
    Closed Accounts Posts: 971 ✭✭✭CoalBucket


    Chris P. Bacon wrote: »
    In Tesco when it was called Quinnsworth!!

    Yellow pack ****


  • #51
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    paddy978 wrote: »
    Where: My room
    When: 2 seconds ago

    Can't have been too satisfying if you're on the internet only two seconds afterwards....


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