Stupid things you do when half asleep.

df1985 · 25-06-2011 01:48PM

said thanks to an ATM.

put my keys in the fridge......then went on a big hunt for the keys.

fasttalkerchat · 25-06-2011 01:49PM

Falling asleep when driving. I pulled over once cos I was tired and woke up 2 hours later. Lucky that I had the sense to stop.

fasttalkerchat · 25-06-2011 01:54PM

snyper wrote: »

i cracked my missus square in the face with a head butt about a year ago. I was in a fight in my dream, she tried to wake me and ..em i dont know, but i launched in with a head butt. I didnt hit her that hard as it broke nothing, but it hurt none the less.
Normally its only flying hammer fists or id be talking in my sleep- its at that point she fishes for informaton

I've done this 3 times over the past few weeks. I also come out with rubbish when she asks me anything.

bronte · 25-06-2011 01:55PM

One night I was passed out on the bed after a few bevvies.
I was in that half asleep half awake state and I realised i still had my make-up on. I reached over and took a pack of face wipes and some cleanser from the bedside locker and started sleepily taking off my eye makeup. Bout a minute goes by and I'm wondering why the fcuk my eyes are stinging so badly....look at the bottle of cleanser and discover it's not cleanser it's fcuking nail polish remover!

Mr. Manager · 25-06-2011 01:59PM

bronte wrote: »

One night I was passed out on the bed after a few bevvies.
I was in that half asleep half awake state and I realised i still had my make-up on. I reached over and took a pack of face wipes and some cleanser from the bedside locker and started sleepily taking off my eye makeup. Bout a minute goes by and I'm wondering why the fcuk my eyes are stinging so badly....look at the bottle of cleanser and discover it's not cleanser it's fcuking nail polish remover!

Ouch

iPlop · 25-06-2011 02:01PM

bronte wrote: »

One night I was passed out on the bed after a few bevvies.
I was in that half asleep half awake state and I realised i still had my make-up on. I reached over and took a pack of face wipes and some cleanser from the bedside locker and started sleepily taking off my eye makeup. Bout a minute goes by and I'm wondering why the fcuk my eyes are stinging so badly....look at the bottle of cleanser and discover it's not cleanser it's fcuking nail polish remover!

I'd say that was like washing your face with bleech, that must have hurt for a while.

ImpossibleDuck · 25-06-2011 02:02PM

c-note wrote: »

I think we've all poured tea into our cereal, yes?:D

Frigging poured me milk into the kettle the other day. Was not impressed when the time came for me to pour me tea.

PseudoFamous · 25-06-2011 02:12PM

I put a berocca in a cup of tea once, and didn't realise it until there was only the dregs left.

Abi · 25-06-2011 02:19PM

ball wrote: »

Scraped the remains of breakfast into the sink and threw the plate in the bin.

This would be me too, the amount of times >.<

I've also got my three bins lined up out the back and I robotically empty stuff into them without thinking. I've fired plates, bowls and cutlery into the brown bin - half way back in the back door when I realise what I've done.. speshul :pac:

bronte wrote: »

One night I was passed out on the bed after a few bevvies.
I was in that half asleep half awake state and I realised i still had my make-up on. I reached over and took a pack of face wipes and some cleanser from the bedside locker and started sleepily taking off my eye makeup. Bout a minute goes by and I'm wondering why the fcuk my eyes are stinging so badly....look at the bottle of cleanser and discover it's not cleanser it's fcuking nail polish remover!

Emergency make-up remover wipes ftw

OwaynOTT · 25-06-2011 02:19PM

Drove to my old place of work and what was about ten mins into the drive before copped on.
Reversed straight back into my girlfriends classic beetle that was parked behind. I saw it but still flew into it.

lil'bug · 25-06-2011 02:32PM

OwaynOTT wrote: »

Reversed straight back into my girlfriends classic beetle that was parked behind. I saw it but still flew into it.

:eek: :eek: :eek:
poor bug!! did you do much damage?

my other half used to act out his nightmares he dragged me out of the bed one night because he thought the roof was falling in

Millicent · 25-06-2011 02:36PM

Cereal Rapist wrote: »

My linen basket and toilet are directly opposite and twice I've stumbled into the bathroom sleepy eyed and lifted the lid on the toilet on to throw my jocks in there and then turn around and wizz in the linen basket.

Would it not be time to start considering moving the linen basket?

ImpossibleDuck · 25-06-2011 02:40PM

Cereal Rapist wrote: »

turn around and wizz in the linen basket.

Bernard Black. Black books.

brokenhinge · 25-06-2011 02:51PM

Came home exhausted from work during the week, couldn't get my keys to work so I started hammering down the door. Some asians answered and after a minute or two of confusing conversation I saw the number on the door.

I was in the wrong apartment block. Scarleh.

castletownman · 25-06-2011 02:53PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jIYBatQyCM

OwaynOTT · 25-06-2011 03:05PM

lil'bug wrote: »

:eek: :eek: :eek:
poor bug!! did you do much damage?

my other half used to act out his nightmares he dragged me out of the bed one night because he thought the roof was falling in

Dent in front wing and took a few layers of paint off but any damage is too much damage on that car. I did however try to blame herself for parking it there ,didnt work.

Aoifey! · 25-06-2011 03:47PM

A couple of months ago I fell asleep during the day and was woken by my phone ringing at around 7 p.m. I was so tired and confused I answered the phone by saying "What time is it?" The confused person told me the time. I said "Alright so, thought I was late for college" then mumbled to myself for a while. Would of been grand if it was a friend ringing, but it turned out it was the bank and I just made myself sound like a retard.

sunflower27 · 25-06-2011 03:53PM

I once fell asleep on the bus and woke up and for a split second wasn't sure if I was going to work or going home from work. I had to check which side of the Liffey I was on. I was devastated when I realised I was going to work.

Needler · 25-06-2011 06:02PM

sunflower27 wrote: »

I once fell asleep on the bus and woke up and for a split second wasn't sure if I was going to work or going home from work. I had to check which side of the Liffey I was on. I was devastated when I realised I was going to work.

I fell asleep on a bus and ended up in Buttevant

Say Your Number · 25-06-2011 06:16PM

Put bread in the fridge.

Ms. Captain M · 25-06-2011 06:26PM

My son got a lime instead of an apple in his lunch box a few weeks ago.

hdowney · 25-06-2011 06:43PM

i have tried the cereal in the fridge one. and binned various plates etc before realising.

then there is the half asleep thing. well i am actually asleep but my eyes are wide open! i think there is a spider heading my way and actually take a leper out the bed flying to the lightswitch, turn it on to realise i was dreaming AGAIN!! this one is quite regular

harry21 · 25-06-2011 07:05PM

I head butted the OH once too. Was asleep and sat up suddenly and then pushed back hard to lay down again. She went under me in the meantime and the back of my head slammed into her forehead. Que blood everywhere. I brought her to the hospital, rushed in the emergencty door and said ' I need help, I hit my girl friend and she is bleeding'.

Oh... the looks I got!!!:o

I've a funny one too.
I know a man who was brushing his teeth one morngin and his mouth started getting really hot. Then it started to burn and he knew something was up. Looked at the toothpaste to find out it was his daughters hair removal cream... ahhhhhhh ha aha:D

sunflower27 · 25-06-2011 07:09PM

harry21 wrote: »

I head butted the OH once too. Was asleep and sat up suddenly and then pushed back hard to lay down again. She went under me in the meantime and the back of my head slammed into her forehead. Que blood everywhere. I brought her to the hospital, rushed in the emergencty door and said ' I need help, I hit my girl friend and she is bleeding'.

Oh... the looks I got!!!:o

I've a funny one too.
I know a man who was brushing his teeth one morngin and his mouth started getting really hot. Then it started to burn and he knew something was up. Looked at the toothpaste to find out it was his daughters hair removal cream... ahhhhhhh ha aha:D

I think the first one is funnier

harry21 · 25-06-2011 08:29PM

sunflower27 wrote: »

I think the first one is funnier

Not for me it wasn't. I thought I was after doing serious damage!!!

Actually come to think of it I might have, she's going to marry me now so she must have some residual damage to her head...:D

Superbus · 25-06-2011 08:37PM

I once got to my locker in school, went to take my bag off my back, and it wasn't there. 'Twas sitting at home beside my desk. I live 10 minutes away from the school and I had time so I legged it back home to get the bag, turns out I left the locker open and someone had drawn cocks on my books.

Not a good morning.

--LOS-- · 25-06-2011 09:24PM

break stuff, put things back in wrong place.....kettle in fridge etc, take a drink and completely miss my mouth, it's pretty much like being drunk.

titan18 · 25-06-2011 09:38PM

Woke up at like 4am thinking it was time for work,proceed to get dressed and have my breakfast before seeing what time it was.

4zn76tysfajdxp · 25-06-2011 09:42PM

--LOS-- wrote: »

break stuff, put things back in wrong place.....kettle in fridge etc, take a drink and completely miss my mouth, it's pretty much like being drunk.

I do that kind of thing all the time. It's a wonder I'm still alive.

YFlyer · 25-06-2011 10:16PM

Abi wrote: »

I often grab a sneaky nap for an hour when I get home in the evening, and with the bright mornings /evenings I wake up confused.. cue me running down the stairs again thinking Im running late :rolleyes:

Yeah that happened to me as well. I was at home around 6 pm and went to bed. Woke up a couple of hours later and had to look for my phone to check the time to know whether it was morning or evening.

Stupid things you do when half asleep.

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