Stupid things you do when half asleep.

W.Shakes-Beer · 25-06-2011 08:35AM #1

Yesterday morning I went to put petrol in the car before work.

Knowing I had a twenty in my wallet I decided to put a tenner of petrol in and I could use that tenner today to get my hair chopped.

I just cruised into the petrol station, sleepily handed the girl(I think) the twenty while saying to her "Tenner on number 1" and walked out.

I went until about 12 pm on my lunch break when looking into my wallet that I realised what I'd done, felt like a gobshíte.

Any stories from the early morning when half asleep?

cosanostra · 25-06-2011 08:38AM

Did you get her number?

pragmatic1 · 25-06-2011 08:42AM

Leave a pizza in the oven and come back 20 minutes later to see that the oven wasnt turned on. Nearly kill myself when driving.

W.Shakes-Beer · 25-06-2011 08:42AM

cosanostra wrote: »

Did you get her number?

No, it was a straight out fail on my part.

El Weirdo · 25-06-2011 08:47AM

Fuck the tenner, I'm more concerned that you're driving around in a car whilst half asleep.

Abi · 25-06-2011 09:23AM

I've done the oven thing too, a lot. A speciality of mine is lashing on the clothes and half out the door by the time I realise its the weekend. I often grab a sneaky nap for an hour when I get home in the evening, and with the bright mornings /evenings I wake up confused.. cue me running down the stairs again thinking Im running late :rolleyes:

A lad I used to work with had to come down from the north every day, and upon asking him does he not be bollixed doing that all the time he said. 'ah it doesn't bother me anymore. sure I get into the car half asleep, and before I know it I'm outside the job, wondering how I got there.' :eek:

RachaelVO · 25-06-2011 09:27AM

Haven't so much done the oven thing, but I've done it with the kettle.

Teabag in cup, kettle filled... off I go to do summit for a minute or two, come back and I forgot to put the kettle on :mad::mad:

damagegt · 25-06-2011 09:34AM

2 things spring to mind.Iv taken the wrapper off some thing and held on to it and throwen what ever it was on in to the bin.Im always putting milk back in the freezer instead of the fridge

sh1tstirrer · 25-06-2011 09:36AM

W.Shakes-Beer wrote: »

Yesterday morning I went to put petrol in the car before work.

Knowing I had a twenty in my wallet I decided to put a tenner of petrol in and I could use that tenner today to get my hair chopped.

I just cruised into the petrol station, sleepily handed the girl(I think) the twenty while saying to her "Tenner on number 1" and walked out.

I went until about 12 pm on my lunch break when looking into my wallet that I realised what I'd done, felt like a gobshíte.

Any stories from the early morning when half asleep?

I wake up fully the minute I get out of bed but like you I see plenty of semi conscious idiots driving every morning :rolleyes:

W.Shakes-Beer · 25-06-2011 09:48AM

sh1tstirrer wrote: »

I wake up fully the minute I get out of bed but like you I see plenty of semi conscious idiots driving every morning :rolleyes:

Living up to your username I see.

I'll have you know I'm an impeccable driver

Not one of the "no indicating, lane changing, tail gating, lane hogging" gobshítes I see every morning on the M50.

sh1tstirrer · 25-06-2011 10:15AM

W.Shakes-Beer wrote: »

Living up to your username I see.

I'll have you know I'm an impeccable driver

Not one of the "no indicating, lane changing, tail gating, lane hogging" gobshítes I see every morning on the M50.

What has my username got to do with it?

Yes you probably are but not when you are half asleep

Symptoms of driving while half asleep

AckwelFoley · 25-06-2011 10:19AM

i cracked my missus square in the face with a head butt about a year ago. I was in a fight in my dream, she tried to wake me and ..em i dont know, but i launched in with a head butt. I didnt hit her that hard as it broke nothing, but it hurt none the less.
Normally its only flying hammer fists or id be talking in my sleep- its at that point she fishes for informaton

Twee. · 25-06-2011 10:23AM

Attempting to tidy after breakfast, milk in cereal press and cereal in the press with bowls. All very confusing.

Sweatynutsack · 25-06-2011 10:24AM

Remember waking up one morning late for work, threw on the trousers and shirt and raced into work and tore up the stairs to clock in. On my way back down the stairs i saw 3 girls laughing !! My boxers that i had taken off the previous night were hanging out the leg of my trousers completely unknown to me

(It happens when you (lazely) take trousers and boxers off at the same time

)

Abi · 25-06-2011 10:28AM

snyper wrote: »

i cracked my missus square in the face with a head butt about a year ago. I was in a fight in my dream, she tried to wake me and ..em i dont know, but i launched in with a head butt. I didnt hit her that hard as it broke nothing, but it hurt none the less.
Normally its only flying hammer fists or id be talking in my sleep- its at that point she fishes for informaton

Jesus Snyp, I'm surprised she's not sleeping in another room :pac:

W.Shakes-Beer wrote: »

Living up to your username I see.

Obvious stirrer is obvious

Richard Hillman · 25-06-2011 10:31AM

Put hair gel on my face thinking its moisturiser.

Dravokivich · 25-06-2011 10:35AM

almost put soap on my tooth brush quite a lot lately.

W.Shakes-Beer · 25-06-2011 10:53AM

Dravokivich wrote: »

almost put soap on my tooth brush quite a lot lately.

I can remember doing similar! Almost used Savlon Antiseptic cream once as toothpaste.

c-note · 25-06-2011 11:05AM

I think we've all poured tea into our cereal, yes?:D

W.Shakes-Beer · 25-06-2011 11:08AM

c-note wrote: »

I think we've all poured tea into our cereal, yes?:D

I remember years ago going to have a bowl of Cheerios and there was no milk. I thought they'd taste well with just cold water. I was wrong.

Sweatynutsack · 25-06-2011 11:08AM

c-note wrote: »

I think we've all poured tea into our cereal, yes?:D

No, but i've poured cereal into my tea, much nicer

Dravokivich · 25-06-2011 11:08AM

c-note wrote: »

I think we've all poured tea into our cereal, yes?:D

Orange Juice

MoonDancer · 25-06-2011 12:38PM

I had work at 12pm one Sunday, I woke up, saw it was quarter to 3. Got dressed quickly, Ran down the road in a panic, to realise it was only quarter past 9.

Another morning, I poured milk into the coffee jar instead, ugh!

Mr. Manager · 25-06-2011 12:48PM

My linen basket and toilet are directly opposite and twice I've stumbled into the bathroom sleepy eyed and lifted the lid on the toilet on to throw my jocks in there and then turn around and wizz in the linen basket.

Also, I'm sure I'm not alone on this but put cereal in the fridge and the milk in the press...

Abi · 25-06-2011 01:14PM

Cereal Rapist wrote: »

My linen basket and toilet are directly opposite and twice I've stumbled into the bathroom sleepy eyed and lifted the lid on the toilet on to throw my jocks in there and then turn around and wizz in the linen basket.

Sleepy-eyed or pissed? :pac:

Also, I'm sure I'm not alone on this but put cereal in the fridge and the milk in the press...

All the time >.<

iPlop · 25-06-2011 01:20PM

When I was working shift ,I used to drive home in the mornings and when I got home I never used to remember the journey home, even when I thought about it:eek: It scared the hell out of me at times, I mean how in the name of God did I drive home????????????

Spook80 · 25-06-2011 01:36PM

Sink The Banana wrote: »

When I was working shift ,I used to drive home in the mornings and when I got home I never used to remember the journey home, even when I thought about it:eek: It scared the hell out of me at times, I mean how in the name of God did I drive home????????????

wow that actually happens to me a lot, never actually thought i was tired, maybe im just a daydreamer.
All of a sudden id be at lights, close to my destinatation and i wouldnt have a clue of how i got there. Did i just break every light on the way and leave a trail of carnage behind me. i start checking the news every so often then just in case :pac:

Tar.Aldarion · 25-06-2011 01:40PM

think my boyfriend has no penis

ball · 25-06-2011 01:41PM

Scraped the remains of breakfast into the sink and threw the plate in the bin.

Mr. Manager · 25-06-2011 01:41PM

Abi wrote: »

Sleepy-eyed or pissed? :pac:

All the time >.<

When I was pissed I did something way worse... Came home hammered, crawled into bed with the missus with plans of getting up to hanky panky, which we did briefly.

I fell asleep then awoke in the middle of the night with a rampant urge to urinate. Went to toilet, began the process but didn't hear the splash in the bowl

.....was still wearing the condom.

Worst part was trying to wrestle it off without blasting myself in the face.

iPlop · 25-06-2011 01:45PM

DaveM80 wrote: »

wow that actually happens to me a lot, never actually thought i was tired, maybe im just a daydreamer.
All of a sudden id be at lights, close to my destinatation and i wouldnt have a clue of how i got there. Did i just break every light on the way and leave a trail of carnage behind me. i start checking the news every so often then just in case :pac:

I got home one morning and to my surprise there was milk and a sliced pan beside me in the car, I didn't remember buying it or where I bought it, I just knew I was hungry so I must have stopped off to buy it.Freaky stuff!

Stupid things you do when half asleep.

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