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Condom rhymes

  • 18-06-2011 12:21AM
    #1
    GSI
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 202 ✭✭


    Don't be silly wrap your willy

    If you go into heat package your meat

    Don't make a mistake cover your snake

    Bag the mole then do her hole

    Contain that viper before you pipe her

    Any others:)


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Comments

  • #2
    greenybaby
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 415 ✭✭greenybaby


    a little less conversation a little more action please is what i'd be saying if my man was piping this sh*t outta him :rolleyes:


  • #3
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    cover it up before you enter her chamber of secrets because you dont want to get hogwarts


  • #4
    krudler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    GSI wrote: »
    Don't be silly wrap your willy

    If you go into heat package your meat

    Don't make a mistake cover your snake

    Bag the mole then do her hole

    Contain that viper before you pipe her

    Any others:)

    what are you, 12?


  • #5
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,626 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    No glove, no love


  • #6
    GSI
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 202 ✭✭GSI


    krudler wrote: »
    what are you, 12?

    Why?:P

    Just jealous 'cause you have never got the opportunity to us a condom eh?


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  • #7
    Elmidena
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,570 ✭✭✭Elmidena


    My name is URL wrote: »
    No glove, no love
    DID YOU KNOW?
    Eoin McLove can't wear a glove.


  • #8
    Duggy747
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Huzzah for the pill! :pac:

    Oh, and wrap it before you tap it.


  • #9
    ArtyM
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,880 ✭✭✭ArtyM


    krudler wrote: »
    what are you, 12?

    I hope you have never used that sentence in a sexual encounter.


  • #10
    greenybaby
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 415 ✭✭greenybaby


    GSI wrote: »
    Why?:P

    Just jealous 'cause you have never got the opportunity to us a condom eh?

    ah

    a typical 12 year olds response :D

    spelling of a 12 year old too :p


  • #11
    CrackisWhack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 852 ✭✭✭CrackisWhack


    krudler wrote: »
    what are you, 12?


    It has to rhyme:rolleyes:


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  • #12
    GSI
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 202 ✭✭GSI


    Cover old sly, then do her dry


  • #13
    johnr1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 965 ✭✭✭johnr1


    Fcuk this, Wake me up when it's September someone.:rolleyes::mad:


  • #14
    Novella
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,713 ✭✭✭✭Novella


    If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it.


  • #15
    strokemyclover
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,198 ✭✭✭strokemyclover


    Thread Fail

    Jimmy Nail


  • #16
    GSI
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 202 ✭✭GSI


    strokemyclover wrote: »
    Thread Fail

    Jimmy Nail

    Nice username


  • #17
    minidazzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,650 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    In the days of old,
    and nights of cold,
    when condoms weren't invented.
    You put a sock,
    Around your cock,
    and babies were prevented.


  • #18
    strokemyclover
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,198 ✭✭✭strokemyclover


    GSI wrote: »
    Nice username

    Jesus! He took it personally!

    ROFL! :D


  • #19
    krudler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    GSI wrote: »
    Why?:P

    Just jealous 'cause you have never got the opportunity to us a condom eh?

    nah, your mams been fixed so theres no need


  • #20
    RebelSniper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 306 ✭✭RebelSniper


    Before you attack her, protect your whacker


  • #21
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    GSI wrote: »

    Contain that viper before you pipe her

    Observe me Durkin.


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  • #22
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Prepare for the traps
    Of her infested flaps


  • #23
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Don't be a fool
    Protect your tool
    For inside her snatch
    Crabs do hatch


  • #24
    RebelSniper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 306 ✭✭RebelSniper


    *Applies if you've ever watched teeth*

    Before you skeet,
    Check for teeth.


  • #25
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    If she's a stunner
    Wrap up your gunner
    If she's a minger
    Just give a sneaky finger :pac:


  • #26
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Put a rubber on your knob,
    Or you will die,
    Die from AIDS.


  • #27
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    Put a rubber on your knob,
    Or you will die,
    Die from AIDS.

    You're no Yeats but you make a valid point :pac:


  • #28
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    There once was a dirty slob,
    He was too lazy to cover his knob,
    Stuck it in a minge,
    But boy did he cringe,
    When he needed a wart removal job


  • #29
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Once was a guy in bed,
    Getting the most unbelievable head,
    Tried to batter her fanny,
    Turns out twas a tranny,
    So it fooked him instead*


    *nothing to do with condoms but I just thought of it so said I'd share :p


  • #30
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    There was a young man from Cavan
    Who went on a trip to Navan
    He stopped in a shop
    To get something for his cock
    Then got run over by a train.


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  • #31
    ArtyM
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,880 ✭✭✭ArtyM


    kfallon wrote: »
    Prepare for the traps
    Of her infested flaps
    kfallon wrote: »
    Don't be a fool
    Protect your tool
    For inside her snatch
    Crabs do hatch
    kfallon wrote: »
    If she's a stunner
    Wrap up your gunner
    If she's a minger
    Just give a sneaky finger :pac:
    kfallon wrote: »
    There once was a dirty slob,
    He was too lazy to cover his knob,
    Stuck it in a minge,
    But boy did he cringe,
    When he needed a wart removal job

    Have you been waiting for this thread?


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