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Condom rhymes

GSI

Don't be silly wrap your willy

If you go into heat package your meat

Don't make a mistake cover your snake

Bag the mole then do her hole

Contain that viper before you pipe her

Any others:)

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greenybaby

a little less conversation a little more action please is what i'd be saying if my man was piping this sh*t outta him :rolleyes:

admiralofthefleet

cover it up before you enter her chamber of secrets because you dont want to get hogwarts

krudler

GSI wrote: »

Don't be silly wrap your willy

If you go into heat package your meat

Don't make a mistake cover your snake

Bag the mole then do her hole

Contain that viper before you pipe her

Any others:)

what are you, 12?

My name is URL

No glove, no love

GSI

krudler wrote: »

what are you, 12?

Why?:P

Just jealous 'cause you have never got the opportunity to us a condom eh?

Elmidena

My name is URL wrote: »

No glove, no love

DID YOU KNOW?
Eoin McLove can't wear a glove.

Duggy747

Huzzah for the pill! :pac:

Oh, and wrap it before you tap it.

ArtyM

krudler wrote: »

what are you, 12?

I hope you have never used that sentence in a sexual encounter.

greenybaby

GSI wrote: »

Why?:P

Just jealous 'cause you have never got the opportunity to us a condom eh?

ah

a typical 12 year olds response

spelling of a 12 year old too

CrackisWhack

krudler wrote: »

what are you, 12?

It has to rhyme:rolleyes:

GSI

Cover old sly, then do her dry

johnr1

Fcuk this, Wake me up when it's September someone.:rolleyes::mad:

Novella

If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it.

strokemyclover

Thread Fail

Jimmy Nail

GSI

strokemyclover wrote: »

Thread Fail

Jimmy Nail

Nice username

minidazzler

In the days of old,
and nights of cold,
when condoms weren't invented.
You put a sock,
Around your cock,
and babies were prevented.

strokemyclover

GSI wrote: »

Nice username

Jesus! He took it personally!

ROFL!

krudler

GSI wrote: »

Why?:P

Just jealous 'cause you have never got the opportunity to us a condom eh?

nah, your mams been fixed so theres no need

RebelSniper

Before you attack her, protect your whacker

mikom

GSI wrote: »

Contain that viper before you pipe her

Observe me Durkin.

kfallon

Prepare for the traps
Of her infested flaps

kfallon

Don't be a fool
Protect your tool
For inside her snatch
Crabs do hatch

RebelSniper

*Applies if you've ever watched teeth*

Before you skeet,
Check for teeth.

kfallon

If she's a stunner
Wrap up your gunner
If she's a minger
Just give a sneaky finger :pac:

starbelgrade

Put a rubber on your knob,
Or you will die,
Die from AIDS.

kfallon

starbelgrade wrote: »

Put a rubber on your knob,
Or you will die,
Die from AIDS.

You're no Yeats but you make a valid point :pac:

kfallon

There once was a dirty slob,
He was too lazy to cover his knob,
Stuck it in a minge,
But boy did he cringe,
When he needed a wart removal job

kfallon

Once was a guy in bed,
Getting the most unbelievable head,
Tried to batter her fanny,
Turns out twas a tranny,
So it fooked him instead*

*nothing to do with condoms but I just thought of it so said I'd share

starbelgrade

There was a young man from Cavan
Who went on a trip to Navan
He stopped in a shop
To get something for his cock
Then got run over by a train.

ArtyM

kfallon wrote: »

Prepare for the traps
Of her infested flaps

kfallon wrote: »

Don't be a fool
Protect your tool
For inside her snatch
Crabs do hatch

kfallon wrote: »

If she's a stunner
Wrap up your gunner
If she's a minger
Just give a sneaky finger :pac:

kfallon wrote: »

There once was a dirty slob,
He was too lazy to cover his knob,
Stuck it in a minge,
But boy did he cringe,
When he needed a wart removal job

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