Condom rhymes

GSI

Don't be silly wrap your willy

If you go into heat package your meat

Don't make a mistake cover your snake

Bag the mole then do her hole

Contain that viper before you pipe her

Any others:)

greenybaby

a little less conversation a little more action please is what i'd be saying if my man was piping this sh*t outta him :rolleyes:

admiralofthefleet

cover it up before you enter her chamber of secrets because you dont want to get hogwarts

krudler

GSI wrote: »

Don't be silly wrap your willy

If you go into heat package your meat

Don't make a mistake cover your snake

Bag the mole then do her hole

Contain that viper before you pipe her

Any others:)

what are you, 12?

My name is URL

No glove, no love

GSI

krudler wrote: »

what are you, 12?

Why?:P

Just jealous 'cause you have never got the opportunity to us a condom eh?

Elmidena

My name is URL wrote: »

No glove, no love

DID YOU KNOW?
Eoin McLove can't wear a glove.

Duggy747

Huzzah for the pill! :pac:

Oh, and wrap it before you tap it.

ArtyM

krudler wrote: »

what are you, 12?

I hope you have never used that sentence in a sexual encounter.

greenybaby

GSI wrote: »

Why?:P

Just jealous 'cause you have never got the opportunity to us a condom eh?

ah

a typical 12 year olds response

spelling of a 12 year old too

CrackisWhack

krudler wrote: »

what are you, 12?

It has to rhyme:rolleyes:

GSI

Cover old sly, then do her dry

johnr1

Fcuk this, Wake me up when it's September someone.:rolleyes::mad:

Novella

If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it.

strokemyclover

Thread Fail

Jimmy Nail

GSI

strokemyclover wrote: »

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Jimmy Nail

Nice username

minidazzler

In the days of old,
and nights of cold,
when condoms weren't invented.
You put a sock,
Around your cock,
and babies were prevented.

strokemyclover

GSI wrote: »

Nice username

Jesus! He took it personally!

ROFL!

krudler

GSI wrote: »

Why?:P

Just jealous 'cause you have never got the opportunity to us a condom eh?

nah, your mams been fixed so theres no need

RebelSniper

Before you attack her, protect your whacker

mikom

GSI wrote: »

Contain that viper before you pipe her

Observe me Durkin.

kfallon

Prepare for the traps
Of her infested flaps

kfallon

Don't be a fool
Protect your tool
For inside her snatch
Crabs do hatch

RebelSniper

*Applies if you've ever watched teeth*

Before you skeet,
Check for teeth.

kfallon

If she's a stunner
Wrap up your gunner
If she's a minger
Just give a sneaky finger :pac:

starbelgrade

Put a rubber on your knob,
Or you will die,
Die from AIDS.

kfallon

starbelgrade wrote: »

Put a rubber on your knob,
Or you will die,
Die from AIDS.

You're no Yeats but you make a valid point :pac:

kfallon

There once was a dirty slob,
He was too lazy to cover his knob,
Stuck it in a minge,
But boy did he cringe,
When he needed a wart removal job

kfallon

Once was a guy in bed,
Getting the most unbelievable head,
Tried to batter her fanny,
Turns out twas a tranny,
So it fooked him instead*


*nothing to do with condoms but I just thought of it so said I'd share

starbelgrade

There was a young man from Cavan
Who went on a trip to Navan
He stopped in a shop
To get something for his cock
Then got run over by a train.

ArtyM

kfallon wrote: »

Prepare for the traps
Of her infested flaps

kfallon wrote: »

Don't be a fool
Protect your tool
For inside her snatch
Crabs do hatch

kfallon wrote: »

If she's a stunner
Wrap up your gunner
If she's a minger
Just give a sneaky finger :pac:

kfallon wrote: »

There once was a dirty slob,
He was too lazy to cover his knob,
Stuck it in a minge,
But boy did he cringe,
When he needed a wart removal job

Have you been waiting for this thread?

kfallon

There was a guy from Ardee,
Loved to bang skanky gee,
Always did it bareback,
Went as deep as his sack,
His cock was always itchy

kfallon

ArtyM wrote: »

Have you been waiting for this thread?

I've got an artistic mind..... :pac:

RebelSniper

There was a man from armagh,
Who decided to bang his ma,
He taped it and put it on ePorner,
Didnt know she worked on a street corner,
Now he has aids.

sh__93

Don't be silly, wrap your willy!

Just made that up there now..
I'm hilarious, i know!!

Superbus

Condoms lol

kfallon

Boys you don't want to get HIV
When riding a nice little gee,
On the cleanliness of this minge,
Your future could hinge,
So wrap your willy up properly

hare05

There once was a man used to fap,
And a girl he was aching to tap,
Met her on the street corner,
Revealed a bare boner,
And now this poor lad has the clap.

Superbus

Put on a condom
So you can have peace of mind
Even write haikus

AIDS victims don't write
Haikus they write their own wills
I prefer haikus

hare05

There's a girl down the street named Maria,
And it seems she's quite happy to see ya.
Didn't see any harm,
Bareback went like a charm,
'Til the doctor called back... gonorrhea.

alexa5x5

kfallon wrote: »

Boys you don't want to get HIV
When riding a nice little gee,
On the cleanliness of this minge,
Your future could hinge,
So wrap your willy up properly

You are a true poet of our times. Forget Yeats or Kavanagh its now Fallon :pac:

kfallon

alexa5x5 wrote: »

You are a true poet of our times. Forget Yeats or Kavanagh its now Fallon :pac:

Why thank you, not the first time Yeats and Fallon have been so closely linked

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/other_sports/horse_racing/5098952.stm

hare05

For the lesbians:

There once was a girl named Pam,
who's girlfriend went down on her clam.
Got a rash in her cooch,
GF had a dirty tooth
and this is why we have Dental Dams.

Ardennes1944

’cause she’s kinda famous
And I hope that I don’t sound too heinous when I say this
Nicki Minaj, but I wanna stick my penis in your anus!


Hi,
Bye

RebelSniper

Before you bang bonnie,
Put on a johnny.

charlemont

ice cube...........
I went to the free clinic, it was filled to capacity
Now how bad can a piece of ass be?
Very bad, so I had to make the trip
and thank God, I didn't have the drips
I was there so a hoe couldn't gimme that
Just to get - twenty free jimmy hats

EPMD......

Here is a message to the Super-Hoes
Just keep in mind when Jimmy grows
It grows and grows and grows, so let it
But keep in mind about the epidemic
When Jimmy releases, boy it pleases
But what do you do about all these diseases?
Jimmy is Jimmy, no matter what
So take care of Jimmy cos you know what's up
Cos now in winter AIDS attacks
So run out and get your Jimmy Hats
It costs so little for a pack of three
They're Jimmy Hats for the winter attack
Good for a present, great for lovers
Demonstrated by The Jungle Brothers
Protect your Jimmy and keep it fresh
They're Jimmy Hats by KRS

Chorus

So, remember you're never too old (Jimmy is wearin' a hat)

Remember you're never too bold (Jimmy is wearin' a hat)
Do me a favour, wear your hat
So Jimmy...will have the opportunity to come back

cazwhatever

AIDS kill,
don't be silly,
wear a condom,
on your willy!

Kylo Ren

Up the bum, no harm done

Up the fanny, your moms a granny.

tonsiltickler

If your going special ops with the bad boys, going in unprotected is a bad choice