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What's your favourite Fr. Ted episode?

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,432 ✭✭✭df1985


    "And now......walking" (cuts to the lovely girls walking around traffic cones)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 350 ✭✭rubensni


    John "ya feckin fat oul bitch"

    Mary "feck of ya ignorant prick"

    Enter Ted and Dougal
    "ahh how are you fathers"

    Get them feckin' Crunchies out of the car!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 130 ✭✭joannaman


    Speed 3, when Pat Mustard calls Ted up: "it's me father, ya ignorant bastard". Never thought I'd hear a priest being called that on irish tv :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,985 ✭✭✭Dunny


    Sober Father Jack: Am I still on this feckin island!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,674 ✭✭✭Dangerous Man


    No love for Father Stone?

    'Look at 'im lying there in the bed... sure wouldn't it have been better if was killed father?!'


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    No love for Father Stone?

    'Look at 'im lying there in the bed... sure wouldn't it have been better if was killed father?!'

    no thanks im fine


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,302 ✭✭✭**Vai**


    The King of the Sheep episode, the bit where the truth is coming out and the crowd is in an uproar, u can just about hear some guy going; "f*ckin hell!". Brilliant.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,687 ✭✭✭✭jack presley


    Episode: Pat Mustard
    Quote: "Ah Ted you know me, I'm very cynical" (Dougal)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,116 ✭✭✭Salty


    Ted: Dougal, how did you get into the Church? Was it like, collect 12 crisp packets and become a priest?

    :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,349 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    There were a good few that were my favourites. Can't decide but the ones that come to mind are the ones with 'kicking bishop brennan up the arse', the one with the 'brick', the episode with the leak in the roof, the best episode for me has to be Fr Jack trying to say anything other than 'drink', 'feck' and 'girls' by learning to say 'yes', 'That would be an ecumenical matter!' There were a good few others too but those are the episodes that stand out for me!:pac:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17 Louise_M1990


    Ah I really wouldn't be able to pick, but defo a Song for Europe! Might actually have a Fr. Ted night soon.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    GET THE FECKIN CRUNCHIES OUTTA THE CAR.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,752 ✭✭✭pablomakaveli


    Loved the descriptions of the beast of Craggy Island.:D

    • It has claws as big as cups (Dougal)
    • It has four ears, two for listening and two "are sort of back-up ears". Some might be on the inside of its head (Dougal)
    • It has a retractable leg so it "can leap up at you better" (Dougal)
    • It has magnets on its tail, so "if you're made out of metal, it can attach itself to you" (Dougal)
    • It lights up at night (Dougal)
    • It has a tremendous fear of stamps (Dougal)
    • Its yawn sounds like Liam Neeson chasing a load of hens around inside a barrel (Dougal)
    • It has no mouth, but instead has four arses (Dougal)
    • It only has eyebrows on Saturdays (Dougal)
    • It lives "on the place where there should be moors" (Mrs. Doyle)
    • The locals think it is some sort of giant fox (Mrs. Doyle)
    • It makes a "terrible howling noise" (Mrs. Doyle)
    • It is the size of a jaguar [the cat not the car] (Hud)
    • It has got big white teeth, as sharp as knives (Hud)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,338 ✭✭✭yesno1234


    The greatest quote
    Dougal: I’m not surprised Ted. If I was a sheep. I’d be watching my back right now.
    Ted: Why?
    Dougal: Because of the beast. They say it’s as big as four cats, and it’s got a retractable leg so as it can leap up at you better and you know what Ted, it lights up at night, and it’s got four ears. Two of them are for listening and the other two are kind of back-up ears, and it’s claws are as big as cups and for some reason it’s got a tremendous fear of stamps and Mrs. Doyle was tellin’ me that it’s got magnets on it’s tail so’s if you’re made out of metal it can attach itself to you, and instead of a mouth it’s got four arses

    Dam beatin to it:(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6 cardboard box


    Pat Mustard
    And now... to ride Mrs O'Reilly :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 66 ✭✭reera82


    "Imagine him, standing there, night after night with his lad in his hand, wanting you to degrade yourself. Can you imagine it Father? Get a good mental image" - Mrs Doyle


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7 windowlean


    "These cows are very small, those cows are faaar away..."


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,570 ✭✭✭Ulysses Gaze


    A Song for Europe
    Speed 3,
    Kicking Bishop Brennan Up The Arse,
    Tentacles of Doom,
    New Jack City

    Quotes:

    Ted: Doorbell!
    Father Ted: Ah, Sister Assumpta!
    Sister Assumpta: Hello Father!
    Father Ted: Dougal, Dougal, do you remember Sister Assumpta?
    Father Dougal: Er, no.
    Father Ted: She was here last year! And then we stayed with her in the convent, back in Kildare. Do you remember it? Ah, you do! And then you were hit by the car when you went down to the shops for the paper. You must remember all that? And then you won a hundred pounds with your lottery card? Ah, you must remember it, Dougal!
    [Dougal shakes his head]
    Sister Assumpta: And weren't you accidentally arrested for shoplifting? I remember we had to go down to the police station to get you!... And the police station went on fire? And you had to be rescued by helicopter?
    Father Ted: Do you remember? You can't remember any of that? The helicopter! When you fell out of the helicopter! Over the zoo! Do you remember the tigers?
    [Dougal shakes his head some more]
    Father Ted: You don't remember? You were wearing your blue jumper.
    Father Dougal: Ah, Sister Assumpta!


    Pat Mustard: You wouldn't be advisin' the use of artificial contraception, now would ya father?

    Ted: YES I-. . .No. . .I suppose if. . .you're going to do that sort of thing. . .just-JUST FECK OFF!!


    "Those women were in the nip!"



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,100 ✭✭✭Starscream25


    a song for ireland,classic


  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 15,856 Mod ✭✭✭✭dfx-


    Over 70s football competition, "Come.....on.....my.....son"
    Father Stone
    Sheep
    Chinese visitors "The Fecking Greeks" with that Boyers bag everyone has
    The Mainland

    Not big into the Eurovision or the Christmas one


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,822 ✭✭✭✭Ally Dick


    I love the Brendan Grace one and the My Lovely Horse one


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,672 ✭✭✭ScummyMan


    Nuns! Reverse! Reverse!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 456 ✭✭evillive


    Speed 3

    and ' father, i want to put my massive tool in Mrs Doyle's box'


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,543 ✭✭✭JerryHandbag


    reera82 wrote: »
    "Imagine him, standing there, night after night with his lad in his hand, wanting you to degrade yourself. Can you imagine it Father? Get a good mental image" - Mrs Doyle

    While Ted has a big massive sausage close to his mouth.

    Pure comedy genius....we're all goin to heaven lads...wayyyyy!!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    "He's puncturing the tyres Ted!"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,692 ✭✭✭✭OPENROAD


    Pat Mustard
    And now... to ride Mrs O'Reilly :pac:

    Probably my least favorite episode


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 520 ✭✭✭Minister Boyce


    'hit him frank or i'll him him for ya..'
    'She would too and so would I ya fuppin backsterd'


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 66 ✭✭reera82


    "Say if there are 200 million priests are in the world and only 5% are paedophiles, that's still only 5 million" - Ted


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,571 ✭✭✭7sr2z3fely84g5


    Whos that...Is that jerry fields heading off to the disco?..

    Wheres tony lynch off to?...probably to get some heroin

    Stick on the auld riverdance album


    I SAW THE WHOLE OF THE MOON!.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,591 ✭✭✭STIG83


    Chirpy Burp Cheap Sheep
    FCUKING HELL!!


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