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What's your favourite Fr. Ted episode?

Da Shins Kelly

And what's your favourite quote?

We might as well ask the serious questions!

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df1985

"And now......walking" (cuts to the lovely girls walking around traffic cones)

rubensni

Cill Dara Abu wrote: »

John "ya feckin fat oul bitch"

Mary "feck of ya ignorant prick"

Enter Ted and Dougal
"ahh how are you fathers"

Get them feckin' Crunchies out of the car!

joannaman

Speed 3, when Pat Mustard calls Ted up: "it's me father, ya ignorant bastard". Never thought I'd hear a priest being called that on irish tv

Dunny

Sober Father Jack: Am I still on this feckin island!!

Dangerous Man

No love for Father Stone?

'Look at 'im lying there in the bed... sure wouldn't it have been better if was killed father?!'

Temptamperu

Dangerous Man wrote: »

No love for Father Stone?

'Look at 'im lying there in the bed... sure wouldn't it have been better if was killed father?!'

no thanks im fine

**Vai**

The King of the Sheep episode, the bit where the truth is coming out and the crowd is in an uproar, u can just about hear some guy going; "f*ckin hell!". Brilliant.

jack presley

Episode: Pat Mustard
Quote: "Ah Ted you know me, I'm very cynical" (Dougal)

Salty

Ted: Dougal, how did you get into the Church? Was it like, collect 12 crisp packets and become a priest?

starlit

There were a good few that were my favourites. Can't decide but the ones that come to mind are the ones with 'kicking bishop brennan up the arse', the one with the 'brick', the episode with the leak in the roof, the best episode for me has to be Fr Jack trying to say anything other than 'drink', 'feck' and 'girls' by learning to say 'yes', 'That would be an ecumenical matter!' There were a good few others too but those are the episodes that stand out for me!:pac:

Louise_M1990

Ah I really wouldn't be able to pick, but defo a Song for Europe! Might actually have a Fr. Ted night soon.

Jesus Wept

GET THE FECKIN CRUNCHIES OUTTA THE CAR.

pablomakaveli

Loved the descriptions of the beast of Craggy Island.:D

It has claws as big as cups (Dougal)
It has four ears, two for listening and two "are sort of back-up ears". Some might be on the inside of its head (Dougal)
It has a retractable leg so it "can leap up at you better" (Dougal)
It has magnets on its tail, so "if you're made out of metal, it can attach itself to you" (Dougal)
It lights up at night (Dougal)
It has a tremendous fear of stamps (Dougal)
Its yawn sounds like Liam Neeson chasing a load of hens around inside a barrel (Dougal)
It has no mouth, but instead has four arses (Dougal)
It only has eyebrows on Saturdays (Dougal)
It lives "on the place where there should be moors" (Mrs. Doyle)
The locals think it is some sort of giant fox (Mrs. Doyle)
It makes a "terrible howling noise" (Mrs. Doyle)
It is the size of a jaguar [the cat not the car] (Hud)
It has got big white teeth, as sharp as knives (Hud)

yesno1234

The greatest quote

Dougal: I’m not surprised Ted. If I was a sheep. I’d be watching my back right now.
Ted: Why?
Dougal: Because of the beast. They say it’s as big as four cats, and it’s got a retractable leg so as it can leap up at you better and you know what Ted, it lights up at night, and it’s got four ears. Two of them are for listening and the other two are kind of back-up ears, and it’s claws are as big as cups and for some reason it’s got a tremendous fear of stamps and Mrs. Doyle was tellin’ me that it’s got magnets on it’s tail so’s if you’re made out of metal it can attach itself to you, and instead of a mouth it’s got four arses

Dam beatin to it:(

cardboard box

Pat Mustard
And now... to ride Mrs O'Reilly :pac:

reera82

"Imagine him, standing there, night after night with his lad in his hand, wanting you to degrade yourself. Can you imagine it Father? Get a good mental image" - Mrs Doyle

windowlean

"These cows are very small, those cows are faaar away..."

Ulysses Gaze

A Song for Europe
Speed 3,
Kicking Bishop Brennan Up The Arse,
Tentacles of Doom,
New Jack City

Quotes:

Ted: Doorbell!
Father Ted: Ah, Sister Assumpta!
Sister Assumpta: Hello Father!
Father Ted: Dougal, Dougal, do you remember Sister Assumpta?
Father Dougal: Er, no.
Father Ted: She was here last year! And then we stayed with her in the convent, back in Kildare. Do you remember it? Ah, you do! And then you were hit by the car when you went down to the shops for the paper. You must remember all that? And then you won a hundred pounds with your lottery card? Ah, you must remember it, Dougal!
[Dougal shakes his head]
Sister Assumpta: And weren't you accidentally arrested for shoplifting? I remember we had to go down to the police station to get you!... And the police station went on fire? And you had to be rescued by helicopter?
Father Ted: Do you remember? You can't remember any of that? The helicopter! When you fell out of the helicopter! Over the zoo! Do you remember the tigers?
[Dougal shakes his head some more]
Father Ted: You don't remember? You were wearing your blue jumper.
Father Dougal: Ah, Sister Assumpta!

Pat Mustard: You wouldn't be advisin' the use of artificial contraception, now would ya father?

Ted: YES I-. . .No. . .I suppose if. . .you're going to do that sort of thing. . .just-JUST FECK OFF!!

"Those women were in the nip!"

Starscream25

a song for ireland,classic

dfx-

Over 70s football competition, "Come.....on.....my.....son"
Father Stone
Sheep
Chinese visitors "The Fecking Greeks" with that Boyers bag everyone has
The Mainland

Not big into the Eurovision or the Christmas one

Ally Dick

I love the Brendan Grace one and the My Lovely Horse one

ScummyMan

Nuns! Reverse! Reverse!

evillive

Speed 3

and ' father, i want to put my massive tool in Mrs Doyle's box'

JerryHandbag

reera82 wrote: »

"Imagine him, standing there, night after night with his lad in his hand, wanting you to degrade yourself. Can you imagine it Father? Get a good mental image" - Mrs Doyle

While Ted has a big massive sausage close to his mouth.

Pure comedy genius....we're all goin to heaven lads...wayyyyy!!!!!

epgc3fyqirnbsx

"He's puncturing the tyres Ted!"

OPENROAD

cardboard box wrote: »

Pat Mustard
And now... to ride Mrs O'Reilly :pac:

Probably my least favorite episode

Minister Boyce

'hit him frank or i'll him him for ya..'
'She would too and so would I ya fuppin backsterd'

reera82

"Say if there are 200 million priests are in the world and only 5% are paedophiles, that's still only 5 million" - Ted

7sr2z3fely84g5

Whos that...Is that jerry fields heading off to the disco?..

Wheres tony lynch off to?...probably to get some heroin

Stick on the auld riverdance album

I SAW THE WHOLE OF THE MOON!.

STIG83

Chirpy Burp Cheap Sheep
FCUKING HELL!!