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What's your favourite Fr. Ted episode?

  • 11-06-2011 4:19pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,048 ✭✭✭Da Shins Kelly


    And what's your favourite quote?

    We might as well ask the serious questions!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,571 ✭✭✭7sr2z3fely84g5


    No....im fine...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,985 ✭✭✭Dunny




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    I liked the one where Ted molested those kids.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,547 ✭✭✭Agricola


    bonerm wrote: »
    I liked the one where Ted molested those kids.

    :eek: - An episode Ive missed. Please tell me where I can see it!

    Mine - "I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do. Whereas priests...
    ...More drink!"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    The christmas one....followed closely by the eurosong one.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,384 ✭✭✭Duffy the Vampire Slayer


    Pat Mustard has to be up there.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,568 ✭✭✭candy-gal1


    I had my fun and thats all that matters :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Pat Mustard has to be up there.

    Up where (or who)?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,201 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    I like the one where Father Jack says "Drink!"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 255 ✭✭Floodric


    Milkman episode


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    I don't believe it, that's what he says! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,076 ✭✭✭Eathrin


    New Jack City

    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/84/New_Jack_City_%28Father_Ted%29.jpg

    Dougal: God, Ted, I've never met anyone like him anywhere. Who would he be like, Hitler or one of those mad fellas?

    Ted: Oh, worse than Hitler! You wouldn't find Hitler playing jungle music at three o'clock in the morning.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,985 ✭✭✭Dunny


    Father Ted: (trying to stall Bishop Brennan) Who'd have thought somebody from Limerick'd get this far?
    Father Dougal: (shouting up the stairs) Ted, did Len find the rabbits?
    Bishop Brennan: What did he just say?!
    Father Ted: Ah, I can explain...
    Bishop Brennan: Did he call me Len again? You address me by my proper title, you little bollocks!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17 baby8music


    Has to be the Riverdance episode, pee myself a little everytime!! Hilario:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,627 ✭✭✭Lawrence1895


    The one, where he is after the Chinese...'Are you right there, Father Ted' :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,494 ✭✭✭citizen_p


    I like that episode where Ms. Doyle asks do they want Tea


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    I liked the one where Dougal doesn't understand something.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,494 ✭✭✭citizen_p


    My favourite episodes,
    The one with
    The chinese thinking teds racist

    The caravan Trip "small, far away"
    The one with all the priests on the plane


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,973 ✭✭✭RayM


    Speed 3

    "Pat wants to know if he can put his massive tool in my box"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,048 ✭✭✭Da Shins Kelly


    Mousey- wrote: »
    I like that episode where Ms. Doyle asks do they want Tea
    bonerm wrote: »
    I liked the one where Dougal doesn't understand something.
    Basq wrote: »
    I like the one where Father Jack says "Drink!"

    Jaysus, I can't decide which one of ye is the funniest.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,571 ✭✭✭7sr2z3fely84g5


    I was with the AA there, very expensive, in fact I had to crash the car just to get the money back. And then there were eye witnesses saying they saw me steer the car into a wall, there was talk of me going to jail for a while there.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,547 ✭✭✭Agricola


    Jaysus, I can't decide which one of ye is the funniest.

    Now now, they were all equally funny!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,154 ✭✭✭ImpossibleDuck




    Favourite episode is the one in the caves with Graeme Norton and the "I don't believe it!" man.

    Am I right in saying that that is also the one where Mrs. Doyle fights over the bill with the woman and them two and jack end up in jail? Anyway great episode.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,985 ✭✭✭Dunny


    Father Jack: (points at rabbits) Rats!
    Father Ted: Yes father, we can see them as well.
    Father Jack: Hairy Japanese bastards!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,292 ✭✭✭tdv123


    Mrs Doyle: There's always time for a nice cup of tea. Sure, didn't the Lord himself pause for a nice cup of tea before giving himself up for the world.
    Father Ted: No, he didn't, Mrs Doyle!
    Mrs Doyle: Well, whatever the equivalent they had for tea in those days, cake or something. And speaking of cake, I have cake!
    I]holds up a cupcake[/I
    Father Ted: No, thanks, Mrs Doyle.
    Mrs Doyle: Are you sure, Father? There's cocaine in it!
    Father Ted: WHAT?
    Mrs Doyle: Oh, no, not cocaine. God, what am I on about. No, what d'you call them. Raisins.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,004 ✭✭✭jimthemental


    There is no bad episode, best is speed 3 though. I don't think there's any bad lines or bit in it. Love when Ted moves the boxes then drives through them anyway.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,577 ✭✭✭lord lucan


    Speed 3. Classic.:)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 612 ✭✭✭JoseJones


    Agricola wrote: »
    Now now, they were all equally funny!

    Ahh but doesn't Basq have a lovely bottom


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,154 ✭✭✭ImpossibleDuck


    No! I change my vote!

    Speed 3!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,797 ✭✭✭✭hatrickpatrick


    Shoddy workmanship, that's what it is... Shoddy! Shoddy! SHODDY!!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,985 ✭✭✭Dunny




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,025 ✭✭✭problemchimp


    "If you ever say that to me again I'll put your head through a wall"
    Fr. Fintan Stack


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,101 ✭✭✭MitchKoobski


    "You got me sacked. And now I'm having to yank meself off around the clock because I'm not getting proper sex with girls!" - Pat Mustard



    Can't listen to this piece of music since I watched it without thinking of Pat Mustard.

    *shudder*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 449 ✭✭howyanow


    how are all the missions in africa?sure how would i know,im from donegal!!cant find this clip on youtube though!all episodes have golden moments


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,376 ✭✭✭✭rossie1977


    my favourite episode is probably Tentacles of Doom

    from the same episode my favourite quote, "That would be an ecumenical matter".


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,987 ✭✭✭Auvers


    Pat Mustard has to be up there.

    is that the one where the woman answers the door with the extremely ample assets


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,512 ✭✭✭Ellis Dee


    They never made a bad Father Ted episode, but one of the all-time greats was when he and Dougal got lost in the lingerie department and all those other priests were there. I was glad they were into adult sizes.:D:D

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foFXj7pEj4g


  • Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 12,781 Mod ✭✭✭✭Zascar




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,571 ✭✭✭7sr2z3fely84g5


    Pat mustard-im very sad,I have to go to a funeral,its my last girlfriend....she died from exhaustion..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭flutterflye


    I think the sheep contest is my favourite episode.


    Favourite quotes I can think of;
    • "What's that gob****e doing on the television"
    • "Careful now, down with this sort of thing"
    • "We're all going to heaven lads... Whey"
    • "Of course they all have lovely bottoms"
    • "I've had my fun and that's all that matters"
    • "I love my breeeeeek"
    • "Pat was just wondering if he could put his massive tool in my box"
    • "Don't tell me I'm still on that feckin island!"


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,851 ✭✭✭Cill Dara Abu


    John "ya feckin fat oul bitch"

    Mary "feck of ya ignorant prick"

    Enter Ted and Dougal
    "ahh how are you fathers"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,598 ✭✭✭chiefwiggum


    BANG BANG

    ted: now tom have you been up to your old tricks again

    tom: no father its my money i just dont like filling out the forms


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 424 ✭✭d.anthony


    ''HE COULD HAVE BEEN POPE!''


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭marcsignal




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,598 ✭✭✭chiefwiggum


    MARY: YOU'VE A FACE LIKE A PAIR OF TITS

    JOHN: WELL AT LEAST THATS ONE PAIR BETWEEN US


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,384 ✭✭✭Duffy the Vampire Slayer


    Yes I am blind as a matter of fact.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,304 ✭✭✭coffeelover


    Mousey- wrote: »
    I like that episode where Ms. Doyle asks do they want Tea

    Think I missed that one :D
    Mine is Eurosong. But love them all to be honest.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,985 ✭✭✭Dunny


    "Theresa, I forgot me feckin trousers!!"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 679 ✭✭✭polyfusion


    rossie1977 wrote: »
    my favourite episode is probably Tentacles of Doom

    from the same episode my favourite quote, "That would be an ecumenical matter".

    Good choice.

    Dougal: Bishops love sci-fi.
    Ted: Dougal, we are not watching Aliens!



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    ciggerettes, alcohol and rollerblades :cool:


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