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What's your favourite Fr. Ted episode?

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  • #32
    Dunny
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,985 ✭✭✭Dunny


    You know you wanna...:D

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IG3FfFgGNz8


  • #33
    problemchimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,025 ✭✭✭problemchimp


    "If you ever say that to me again I'll put your head through a wall"
    Fr. Fintan Stack


  • #34
    MitchKoobski
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,101 ✭✭✭MitchKoobski


    "You got me sacked. And now I'm having to yank meself off around the clock because I'm not getting proper sex with girls!" - Pat Mustard

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cZQmZNZgqc


    Can't listen to this piece of music since I watched it without thinking of Pat Mustard.

    *shudder*


  • #35
    howyanow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 449 ✭✭howyanow


    how are all the missions in africa?sure how would i know,im from donegal!!cant find this clip on youtube though!all episodes have golden moments


  • #36
    rossie1977
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,537 ✭✭✭✭rossie1977


    my favourite episode is probably Tentacles of Doom

    from the same episode my favourite quote, "That would be an ecumenical matter".


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  • #37
    Auvers
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,987 ✭✭✭Auvers


    Duffy the Vampire Slayer wrote: »
    Pat Mustard has to be up there.

    is that the one where the woman answers the door with the extremely ample assets


  • #38
    Ellis Dee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,510 ✭✭✭Ellis Dee


    They never made a bad Father Ted episode, but one of the all-time greats was when he and Dougal got lost in the lingerie department and all those other priests were there. I was glad they were into adult sizes.:D:D

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foFXj7pEj4g


  • #39
    Zascar
    Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 12,615 Mod ✭✭✭✭Zascar


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnYoFmBagmk


  • #40
    7sr2z3fely84g5
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,571 ✭✭✭7sr2z3fely84g5


    Pat mustard-im very sad,I have to go to a funeral,its my last girlfriend....she died from exhaustion..


  • #41
    flutterflye
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭flutterflye


    I think the sheep contest is my favourite episode.


    Favourite quotes I can think of;
    • "What's that gob****e doing on the television"
    • "Careful now, down with this sort of thing"
    • "We're all going to heaven lads... Whey"
    • "Of course they all have lovely bottoms"
    • "I've had my fun and that's all that matters"
    • "I love my breeeeeek"
    • "Pat was just wondering if he could put his massive tool in my box"
    • "Don't tell me I'm still on that feckin island!"


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  • #42
    Cill Dara Abu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,851 ✭✭✭Cill Dara Abu


    John "ya feckin fat oul bitch"

    Mary "feck of ya ignorant prick"

    Enter Ted and Dougal
    "ahh how are you fathers"


  • #43
    chiefwiggum
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,709 ✭✭✭chiefwiggum


    BANG BANG

    ted: now tom have you been up to your old tricks again

    tom: no father its my money i just dont like filling out the forms


  • #44
    d.anthony
    Closed Accounts Posts: 424 ✭✭d.anthony


    ''HE COULD HAVE BEEN POPE!''


  • #45
    marcsignal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭marcsignal


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcPDHkX1qWA


  • #46
    chiefwiggum
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,709 ✭✭✭chiefwiggum


    MARY: YOU'VE A FACE LIKE A PAIR OF TITS

    JOHN: WELL AT LEAST THATS ONE PAIR BETWEEN US


  • #47
    Duffy the Vampire Slayer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,385 ✭✭✭Duffy the Vampire Slayer


    Yes I am blind as a matter of fact.


  • #48
    coffeelover
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,304 ✭✭✭coffeelover


    Mousey- wrote: »
    I like that episode where Ms. Doyle asks do they want Tea

    Think I missed that one :D
    Mine is Eurosong. But love them all to be honest.


  • #49
    Dunny
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,985 ✭✭✭Dunny


    "Theresa, I forgot me feckin trousers!!"


  • #50
    polyfusion
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    rossie1977 wrote: »
    my favourite episode is probably Tentacles of Doom

    from the same episode my favourite quote, "That would be an ecumenical matter".

    Good choice.

    Dougal: Bishops love sci-fi.
    Ted: Dougal, we are not watching Aliens!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gID6DpICZ8


  • #51
    Temptamperu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    ciggerettes, alcohol and rollerblades :cool:


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  • #52
    thomasj
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    hasnt imelda got a lovely bottom

    ted you cant say that will upset the girls

    Sure havent they all got lovely bottoms


  • #53
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,351 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Fr Jessup (the most sarcastic priest in Ireland) was a great character.

    Mrs. Doyle: Shall I make the beds in the spare room?
    Fr Jessup: No, we'll sleep outside in a ditch!

    Ted: Ah Fr Jessup, so you're helping bishop Brennan i see.
    Fr Jessup: No! Im up in space doing important work for NASA!

    Ted: So did ye take the new road.
    Fr Jessup: No, we took the road through southern Yemen.


  • #54
    seafood dunleavy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 760 ✭✭✭seafood dunleavy


    Love in the sheep epsiode when Ted tells everyone the sheep contest is rigged and the muffled 'Fúckin hell' from the crowd!


  • #55
    Professional Griefer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,118 ✭✭✭Professional Griefer


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vh9mp_syc8c


  • #56
    jimthemental
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,004 ✭✭✭jimthemental


    flutterflye wrote: »
    I think the sheep contest is my favourite episode.


    Favourite quotes I can think of;
    • "What's that gob****e doing on the television"
    • "Careful now, down with this sort of thing"
    • "We're all going to heaven lads... Whey"
    • "Of course they all have lovely bottoms"
    • "I've had my fun and that's all that matters"
    • "I love my breeeeeek"
    • "Pat was just wondering if he could put his massive tool in my box"
    • "Don't tell me I'm still on that feckin island!"

    oh ya, Dougal's description of the beast is good, "it's got magnets on its tail so if you're made of metal it can attach himself to ya. And istead of a mouth it has four arses


  • #57
    elefant
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,697 ✭✭✭elefant


    Chirpy Burpy Cheap Sheep hands down. Fantastic.

    "No burping sheep has ever won it"

    "What about Big Brendan, in 1983"

    "Fluke!"


  • #58
    Temptamperu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    elefant wrote: »
    Chirpy Burpy Cheap Sheep hands down. Fantastic.

    "No burping sheep has ever won it"

    "What about Big Brendan, in 1983"

    "Fluke!"
    ****ing hell :p


  • #59
    RhubarbCrumble
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,174 ✭✭✭RhubarbCrumble


    Mrs Doyle discussing the 'filth' in Polly Clarkes book:

    "Ride me sideways was another one!"


  • #60
    tan11ie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,056 ✭✭✭tan11ie


    Love the one in the caravan with Fr Noel (Graham Norton) doing Irish dancing......classic:D


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  • #61
    LimeFruitGum
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,013 ✭✭✭LimeFruitGum


    Song for Europe, fo' sho'

    Closely followed by The Passion of St Tibulus :-)


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