What's your favourite Fr. Ted episode?

Da Shins Kelly · 11-06-2011 05:19PM #1

And what's your favourite quote?

We might as well ask the serious questions!

7sr2z3fely84g5 · 11-06-2011 05:20PM

No....im fine...

Dunny · 11-06-2011 05:21PM

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkkv4sLcM31qah5i2o1_500.jpg

bonerm · 11-06-2011 05:23PM

I liked the one where Ted molested those kids.

Agricola · 11-06-2011 05:25PM

bonerm wrote: »

I liked the one where Ted molested those kids.

:eek: - An episode Ive missed. Please tell me where I can see it!

Mine - "I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do. Whereas priests...
...More drink!"

bronte · 11-06-2011 05:26PM

The christmas one....followed closely by the eurosong one.

Duffy the Vampire Slayer · 11-06-2011 05:26PM

Pat Mustard has to be up there.

candy-gal1 · 11-06-2011 05:26PM

I had my fun and thats all that matters

bonerm · 11-06-2011 05:27PM

Duffy the Vampire Slayer wrote: »

Pat Mustard has to be up there.

Up where (or who)?

Basq · 11-06-2011 05:29PM

I like the one where Father Jack says "Drink!"

Floodric · 11-06-2011 05:29PM

Milkman episode

Ruu_Old · 11-06-2011 05:29PM

I don't believe it, that's what he says!

Eathrin · 11-06-2011 05:30PM

New Jack City

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/84/New_Jack_City_%28Father_Ted%29.jpg

Dougal: God, Ted, I've never met anyone like him anywhere. Who would he be like, Hitler or one of those mad fellas?

Ted: Oh, worse than Hitler! You wouldn't find Hitler playing jungle music at three o'clock in the morning.

Dunny · 11-06-2011 05:30PM

Father Ted: (trying to stall Bishop Brennan) Who'd have thought somebody from Limerick'd get this far?
Father Dougal: (shouting up the stairs) Ted, did Len find the rabbits?
Bishop Brennan: What did he just say?!
Father Ted: Ah, I can explain...
Bishop Brennan: Did he call me Len again? You address me by my proper title, you little bollocks!

baby8music · 11-06-2011 05:30PM

Has to be the Riverdance episode, pee myself a little everytime!! Hilario:D

Lawrence1895 · 11-06-2011 05:30PM

The one, where he is after the Chinese...'Are you right there, Father Ted'

citizen_p · 11-06-2011 05:31PM

I like that episode where Ms. Doyle asks do they want Tea

bonerm · 11-06-2011 05:33PM

I liked the one where Dougal doesn't understand something.

citizen_p · 11-06-2011 05:33PM

My favourite episodes,
The one with
The chinese thinking teds racist
The caravan Trip "small, far away"
The one with all the priests on the plane

RayM · 11-06-2011 05:37PM

Speed 3

"Pat wants to know if he can put his massive tool in my box"

Da Shins Kelly · 11-06-2011 05:37PM

Mousey- wrote: »

I like that episode where Ms. Doyle asks do they want Tea

bonerm wrote: »

I liked the one where Dougal doesn't understand something.

Basq wrote: »

I like the one where Father Jack says "Drink!"

Jaysus, I can't decide which one of ye is the funniest.

7sr2z3fely84g5 · 11-06-2011 05:38PM

I was with the AA there, very expensive, in fact I had to crash the car just to get the money back. And then there were eye witnesses saying they saw me steer the car into a wall, there was talk of me going to jail for a while there.

Agricola · 11-06-2011 05:39PM

Da Shins Kelly wrote: »

Jaysus, I can't decide which one of ye is the funniest.

Now now, they were all equally funny!

ImpossibleDuck · 11-06-2011 05:44PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzYzVMcgWhg

Favourite episode is the one in the caves with Graeme Norton and the "I don't believe it!" man.

Am I right in saying that that is also the one where Mrs. Doyle fights over the bill with the woman and them two and jack end up in jail? Anyway great episode.

Dunny · 11-06-2011 05:47PM

Father Jack: (points at rabbits) Rats!
Father Ted: Yes father, we can see them as well.
Father Jack: Hairy Japanese bastards!

tdv123 · 11-06-2011 05:47PM

Mrs Doyle: There's always time for a nice cup of tea. Sure, didn't the Lord himself pause for a nice cup of tea before giving himself up for the world.
Father Ted: No, he didn't, Mrs Doyle!
Mrs Doyle: Well, whatever the equivalent they had for tea in those days, cake or something. And speaking of cake, I have cake!
I]holds up a cupcake[/I
Father Ted: No, thanks, Mrs Doyle.
Mrs Doyle: Are you sure, Father? There's cocaine in it!
Father Ted: WHAT?
Mrs Doyle: Oh, no, not cocaine. God, what am I on about. No, what d'you call them. Raisins.

jimthemental · 11-06-2011 05:54PM

There is no bad episode, best is speed 3 though. I don't think there's any bad lines or bit in it. Love when Ted moves the boxes then drives through them anyway.